Favorite one-liners

Grianasteri

jainiadral wrote: »

What are yours?

"I erect the spines of gratitude"

Yes, we have all done that ;-)

Chryseia

After you finish City of Ash 2 and all the Undaunted that you rescued sing the undaunted song, you can talk to each of them, and half of them tell you why they are quitting the Undaunted. They guy on the far left ends is "I'm quitting" speech by saying something along the lines of:

"I never liked the song anyways.

That's a lie."

My roommate was singing the undaunted song around the house for days after that.

Sorry for the paraphrase but I couldn't find a record of the dialogue at the end of that dungeon anywhere.

AlienSlof

WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »

"Have you not heard me? Have I not made your choice plain? You will listen, mortals … even if it means peeling the ears from your scalps and shouting Namiira's will into whatever's left of your broken skulls!"

Most memorable boss dialogue in the game.

Also from him: "Oh come now, friendship is for dogs and children." Typical cat!

Elsterchen

Not a one-liner, but I stumbled over it after completing summerset main story and it really felt good:

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FrancisCrawford

"We stole from the rich and gave to ourselves."

furiouslog

Shatasha (I think?) in Darkshade Caverns 2 after you kill off Grobull:

"What did I ever do to that netch?"

It always makes me laugh after that insane fight.

cyclonus11

"M'aiq learned too late that ash pits are home to Dark Elf ancestors. He … erm … hopes they don't mind the rain."

Huyen

"Dont forget to light the brazier!" - Sheogorath. Gotta love Shalidorable.

siddique

"Tharns and their trinkets. It is weakness to rely on toys for strength."

Jacen_Veron

"Salu... salle.. Suh... Hello."

-The drunks in whindhelm.

FrancisCrawford

"Vampires don't impress me much. I bite harder in bed. ... Maybe I'll have you compare."

-- Urgarlag Chief-bane

RebornV3x

"By Akatoshes scales your help is welcome" some random imperial you save in Cheydinhal thought it was funny for some reason.

Josira

"Blood Frenzy ticks all the boxes as to what it means to be a vampire"

Ok fine i'll be serious

"if your looking to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat,i'll be happy to cut off your head!"-Covenant Guard somewhere

another one of my favs has already been mentioned above but "Ambush! what A lovely Idea!"

And also one that I remember because of how annoying it was to hear it: "YOU'LL NOT LEAVE HERE ALIVE!"-Malubeth
Aahh my console release ptsd.

siddique

"How does it feel OLOREEMAH? To see your companions die..."

pod88kk

Lyris: You must be the ugliest princess ever rescued from a tower Tharn.

About Tharn: Ah Lyris I see you lack of education and repeated blows to the head haven't dulled your wit.

Hands down my favourite interaction between two characters. Still makes me laugh after 19 characters.

Ashryn

"So you're the one who saved the Queen...you don't look very impressive."

SkorosMindkiller

WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »

"Have you not heard me? Have I not made your choice plain? You will listen, mortals … even if it means peeling the ears from your scalps and shouting Namiira's will into whatever's left of your broken skulls!"

Most memorable boss dialogue in the game.

Upon which I say, since usually an Argonian, "I HAVE NO EARS, YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!"

Taleof2Cities

Random Nord in Sentinel: "I laughed so hard all the mead came out!"

Sylvermynx

Wow. Helluva necro here various times....

Michae

Maybe not a one liner but I found it funny that Cadwell got a little confused in my Coldharbour home.

Ectheliontnacil

I'm sure this has been said before. But at the aldmeri base there's this khajjit with the most hilarious almost Jamaican accent.

"Chold eh moooment waaker, theee domiiinion needz you"

WreckfulAbandon

"Nothing says security like an orc's head on a pike!"

-some guy in Eastmarch

FrancisCrawford

Gwendis, after hearing an enemy brag madly that he would fight from a high-altitude position:


"That escalated fast."

MajThorax

Your eyes are as lovely as muddy puddles.
Ohhhhhhh Guleesh

etchedpixels

I was very amused when redoing Bleakrock to discover one of the Nords in the crafting/stalls area when you talk to him tells you in true Monty Pythonesque style "I want to be a lumberjack"

but most of all "You throw it up, you lick it up" in the tavern in Davon's Watch.

markulrich1966

I lost it somewhere... along with my dignity...
(what for me as a non-native english speaker first sounded like "virginity" *lol)

Drunken woman in Vulkuhel Guard bank.

L_Nici

"This one doesn't trust dogs, especially those who talk, talking animals so unnatural yes?" Razum Dar

Jaimeh

Jacen_Veron wrote: »

"Salu... salle.. Suh... Hello."

-The drunks in whindhelm.

Windhelm is a treasure I also like the drunk Nord who exclaims: ''I'll have what *I'm* having!' xD

Hippie4927

I don't remember the exact quote but I always chuckle at the Undaunted dude who needs help in the privvy because he's "not supposed to lift anything heavy".