Favorite one-liners

jainiadral

Today in Coldharbour, Vanus Galerion cut to the heart of the matter: "Are you purposefully looking for trouble or are you as blind as a cave bat?"

Oh, Vanus, I wuv u

What are yours?

FleetwoodSmack

"Have you heard the one about the spriggan?" (Daggerfall drunks)

"Look, I'm going to lose my shirt here." (Some woman trying to get goods shipped)

Catulo

Drunk in pub: "You look like I could use a drink."

(or something similar, quoting it from memory)

jainiadral

to all of these!

Nord during the New Life Festival: "I'll have what I'm having."

ZonasArch

This game is not for kids, that's for sure.

Sirona_Starr

In Stros - the Orc, and i still laugh......... something like, "Watch out for those mudcrabs. They're tough."

sedi

Anything M’aiq the Liar says but especially:

‘Too much magic can be dangerous. M'aiq once had two spells and burned his sweetroll’

TheGreatBlackBear

Saint Felms In Asylum Sanctorium - "Finally a foe!"
Also Felms - "Carved up like fat Nords"

Gilora

Daggerfall, Ilessan Tower.

Red Rook bandit: "Hey, that´s not a stew pot! That´s my laundry!"

AlienSlof

Random Xivkyn in the IC in a conversation about meat: 'No Khajiits - cat flesh is too gamey...'

Algraxa

Shegorath ~ PUPPY KILLER!

AlboMalefica

“Come here sweat meats”

Zodiac_

Do you know how long I've been looking for you?

Skogsalf

I don`t know why I even bother! (...guarding you horrible people)

Guard in Windhelm

Loves_guars

"Ambush. What a lovely idea!"
Maelstrom last boss:" "After I kill you, I shall animate your corpse!"
Molag at dolmens:" The skins of those you love will fly as my banners."

Flamingfunk

https://youtu.be/5L-kAngOAN8

VaranisArano

Abnur Tharn.

"It's so simple a five year old child could do it. Since we don't have a five year old child, you'll have to do."

Knightpanther

Siltamaire

"Gosh you're cute, But I have no idea what you're talking about"

Be safe.

Ragnork

I've got clean socks

StarOfElyon

"You never should have come here!"

That should be in every Elder Scrolls game.

Kuramas9tails

"You awake, sleeping kitten?"

Travestynox

Shornhelm, female guard.

'No one ever comes out of Crypt of hearts alive, no one. How'd you do it? '

The contradiction always cracks me up.

VeiledCriticism

'No charge to have a look."

WreckfulAbandon

"Uhh, boss, I don't think he's listening.."

Psyonico

"do you know how long I've been looking for you?"

Someone had to say it

Lumsdenml

I forget where I heard this, but it was:

"A toast! To Drinking!"

Silverwillow

The random bandit lines are my favorites.

"Every woman has her price. Mine is 5 gold."

"I don't remember her name. The pretty one. With the beard."

"I only kill people who kill people. Because killing is wrong."

Shawn_PT

M'aiq the Liar:

M'aiq thinks those with the most wine can never truly be pleased. This is why he drinks water.


He's been to the forums for sure.

Tan9oSuccka

Ragnork wrote: »

I've got clean socks

I love this line. Dagnir cracks me up every time.

Karmanorway

"Ahh the ignorance of outlanders, how refreshing"

Rake

"Do you know how long have I been looking for you?"