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Favorite NPC one-liners?
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SlinkySlack✭✭✭"These warriors (combatants) are surprisingly fierce" Arena master from the Blessed Crucible. When hearing that I'm always getting fired up and ready to slay some more...
"This knight (Sir Cadwell) is starting to grow on me, should I be worried?" Lyris Titanborn
Ps Nice "necro"ing the "nerco"ed thread...
Edit to make bold...Edited by SlinkySlack on December 21, 2017 10:56AM1 -
Theodard✭✭✭The Better of Two Evils quest has my personal favorite from the game.
"Cat ***? Who throws cat *** on people?"1 -
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✭Beridi Hairy-Legs in Chorrol (Nord-woman)
that name brings me every time I pass by to smile!0 -
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✭✭✭✭"It's easy, a child of five could do it. Unfortunately, we don't have a child of five, so I have to walk YOU through it." Abnur Tharn
Copied from @LadyLothi' helpful signature block.
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✭✭Most of the things Abnur Tharn says, he's the only npc that seems to have any sense
"You ignaminus corpse herder, you're delusions of godhood are laughable." I died during the battle the first time I heard this because I was laughing too hard after hearing it. The line was delivered perfectly. A lot of the insults Abnur throws out there are really funny."We have found a cave, but I don't think there are warm fires and friendly faces inside."3 -
Ostacia✭✭✭✭✭Like the OP, I like creating new characters, so I've run through the Wailing Prison a few times. I always laugh when Lyris says something like, "Tharn, you're the ugliest princess I've ever saved from a tower" and he replies with something like, "I can see your lack of education and repeated blows to the head haven't dulled your wit."PC/ NA
Imagination is the real and eternal world of which this vegetable universe is but a faint shadow. -- William Blake0 -
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✭WolfingHour wrote: »"What delightful folly is this?" High kinlord Rilis
All of Rilis' dialogue is pretty great, all thanks to a great bit of voice acting.
That one! His sarcasm and irony are very good.Gepe, Dunmer MagSorc Pact Grand Overlord | Gaepe, Bosmer MagSorc Dominion General
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Raideen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭The ones that pay homage to World of Warcraft when merchants say "I got what you need". Every time I hear a WoW goblins voice in my head saying those words.Edited by Raideen on December 24, 2017 3:50AM0 -
CardboardedBox✭✭✭✭I don't think they say it anymore for some reason, but that one guards said at one point that was something like, "want to loose ten pounds of ugly fat? I would be happy to chop your head off" was pretty good.1 -
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✭On my thief in Daggerfall, a guard tried to catch me and said:
"I was hoping for a different kind of contact."
Thought that was pretty funny.
Edit: whoops holy necro batman. Sorry, didn't realise this was such an old thread!Edited by LadyAstrum on December 24, 2017 8:38AM~ "You think me brutish? How do you imagine I view you?" - Molag Bal #misunderstood ~0 -
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✭✭✭✭One I've only heard once or twice:
"I'm not superstitious. That brings bad luck."
It was in some delve or public dungeon. Perhaps it's relatively new.2 -
Tirps✭✭✭✭That one breton guy in Belkarth "You want to cry me a river? Go ahead. Maybe you can float out of Craglorn."cp1k+ ( ´•౪•`)0 -
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✭✭✭✭That is an standard one lot uses. My favorite is an Khajiit in the Khenarthi’s Roost starting island, because of some artifact its raining inside an tower and he is mopping up the water.
Its not an artifact, its the unholy spellwork of that captive maomerTenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
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Yeah, the guards have some interesting lines. I've actually chosen the flee option specifically because of what they say when they catch me.LadyAstrum wrote: »On my thief in Daggerfall, a guard tried to catch me and said:
"I was hoping for a different kind of contact."
Thought that was pretty funny.❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭✭✭✭✭"Never say [butt] or hole in my presence again. Ever."
Oh, wait, that's from Ash vs. Evil Dead. How about--
"Always bring a gun to a puppet fight."
No, no, still AvED.
OK, OK, definitely ESO this time: "By Shor's shiny arse, if you aren't a robber and don't work for the witch, then you've got to help me!"- Stromgruf the Steady in Vvardenfell
This is a fascinating new addition to the lore of a mysterious and misunderstood deity that connect Nord and Khajiit lore if this phrase refers to a waxing moon...❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭"You wanna cry me a river?, Go ahead, maybe you can float out of Craglorn"PC NA - GreggsSausageRoll0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭"Gerald, be a dear and fetch me that pen...Oh fine I'll get it myself!" - Master Firuth
(Gerald is a skull Firuth is holding in his hand, and the voice actor sounds a lot like the one who does Sheogorath.)❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭✭✭✭✭As someone who is mostly a healer, this is a keeper:
"You know the healer's oath -- do only moderate harm to those who cross you." - Tilenra Sildreth❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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playerkiller247✭✭✭"Might I sing you a song, my lady? Can I tell you a tale?
We could take a private room. I've been told I have a.. silver tongue. "
-Amil the Deft3 -
JiKama✭✭✭✭Anyone remember when the dude in Ebonheart would repeat "Hey fancy man.. Fallen on any swords lately"???? I remember all to well.... It was so annoying, because it was repeated so often.2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭That guy begging to get out of craglorn that is literally 20ft from a wayshrine.2 -
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✭✭✭✭Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »That guy begging to get out of craglorn that is literally 20ft from a wayshrine.
well, clearly he's not a vestigeTenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
uGGo7✭"You know the healers oath - Do only moderate harm to those who cross you"
-Tilenra Sildreth
I 100% agree with this oath1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEq1Z0bjdwc