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Favorite NPC one-liners?

tinythinker
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From a kidnapped NPC in a cage awaiting gruesome experimentation after being freed...

"That's the last time I accept an invitation from a mysterious robed stranger."
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  • majinstef
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    "want to lose 10 lbs of ugly fat? I'll be happy to cut off your head"

    best one I read so far =)
  • KenjiJU
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    "Have you ever heard the phrase..."
  • Eckblad
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    "It's af fine day to stay out of trouble"
  • Elf_Boy
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    Tekalynn wrote: »
    Elf_Boy wrote: »
    Defiantly an adult game.

    I dont remember the lines I do remember the first time I wandered into the -err- red light house in stonefalls. You know the one. Normally I am far from being the prude -- my first thought was kids play this game - BAD PARENTS BAD.

    Then I started laughing and walked around to see who was doing what with/to who.

    Very educational.

    "Oh, you'll just have to wait your turn...my lovely."

    It was clearly not a 1v1 situation - at least in some of the rooms. So, no I dont think anyone would have been bothered the least by someone er, lending a hand (or you know erecting the spine of, um, er, friendship) and sharing.
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  • pureskills101
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    I Havent heard the 10lbs of fat one yet! But that one did make me laugh
  • LynthePin
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    One of the Auridon guards said this to me, and once I stopped laughing, I put it as my quote on all my posts.
    Is that you I can smell?
  • tinythinker
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    Quick follow-up:

    "You have that wonderful musky scent of fur and dirt and grass and old meat. Mmmmm!" - Thane Oda Wolf-Sister
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    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
  • phatbandit
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    Hmm, an Argonian soup ***.

    Edit: Filter kicked in. If you've ever heard of any of the iconic characters from the show Seinfeld, you can figure it out. ("No soup for you!!!")

    HA! love that 'the other 'n' word' gets filtered!!

    good thing there are no threads discussing WW2! :D

    btw - it shows up if u quote it, i can read it while i type up this post!
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