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Favorite NPC one-liners?
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EdmundTowers✭✭✭Taking a stroll around town and random guards yelling, "Lady Estre was our true Queen! Damn you for killing her!" as I run by. Always makes me smile.Co GM of Imperium of the Eagle, PvP Guild NA PC, ~Aldmeri Dominion~Tyrael Allynna Aldmeri Magplar4 -
Fizzlewizzle✭✭✭✭In the new Thieves Guild Area (during a quest).
I exit a building and some guy comes running by: "OH NO, AN EXPLOTION, ALL TAKE SHELTER IN THE NEARST PUB".Mending-The-Wounded, Aldmeri Dominion, Templar.3 -
theher0not✭✭✭✭✭Fizzlewizzle wrote: »In the new Thieves Guild Area (during a quest).
I exit a building and some guy comes running by: "OH NO, AN EXPLOTION, ALL TAKE SHELTER IN THE NEARST PUB".
That one I liked. Not what I was expecting to hear...0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭theher0not wrote: »Fizzlewizzle wrote: »In the new Thieves Guild Area (during a quest).
I exit a building and some guy comes running by: "OH NO, AN EXPLOTION, ALL TAKE SHELTER IN THE NEARST PUB".
That one I liked. Not what I was expecting to hear...
Subtle reference to Fallout?❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭✭✭✭✭They really do give Argonians some of the best dialogue.
From the Bends-Iron, the Blacksmith in the Hollow City...
Vestige: What brought you to Coldharbour?
Bends-Iron: A portal. How did you get here?
Vestige: No, I mean, why did you come here?
Bends-Iron: Because that's where the portal sent me. Aren't you listening? Did you get hit in the head? Perhaps you should go over to the Mages Guild and see one of their healers.❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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theher0not✭✭✭✭✭tinythinker wrote: »theher0not wrote: »Fizzlewizzle wrote: »In the new Thieves Guild Area (during a quest).
I exit a building and some guy comes running by: "OH NO, AN EXPLOTION, ALL TAKE SHELTER IN THE NEARST PUB".
That one I liked. Not what I was expecting to hear...
Subtle reference to Fallout?
I havn't played any fallout games or watched any lets plays of it so I wouldn't know.0 -
KhajiitiLizard✭✭✭✭✭Parrotbrain wrote: »
Technically not from ESO, but from Morrowind, my favourite game of the series. That game was seriously cool.
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✭✭✭✭I miss Morrowind...
"Scum..... I'm watching you...."Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
cjhhickman39✭✭✭✭When informing the sister of her brothers death in Riften "thank you now I feel the need to go kill something"0 -
Tib✭✭✭In Craglorn there is an Argonian refugee trying to sell his valuables to a Breton to be able to leave Craglorn. However, the Breton isn't interesting in helping the poor guy..
"You want to cry me a river? Go ahead. Maybe you can float out of Craglorn."
In the Thieves Guild DLC, Lithindur inside Thieves Den has some funny lines, although not exactly one liners.. and his voice makes it fun to listen xD
"Mad Alchemist? Do they really call me that? No? Well, they should. I think the title suits me."
"Velsa was a true professional, never sampling her own wares... I, on the other hand, have no restraints whatsoever."
"I dabble in mind altering substances - I so enjoy having my mind altered!" (if you ask about his specialty haha)~Tibbie~
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✭✭✭✭Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
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✭✭I laughed hard when I heard Molag Bal say this, seeing me in the mainquest.
"What is this? Has your tiny mortal mind snapped?"
The sheer arrogance and bewilderment. Its like he looks at you and he is genuinely rattled that you would actually dare to challenge him.
I think this one was from Oblivion, Rockmilk cave, was it? This guy goes "You walk like a pregnant cow." That makes me chuckle to this day."Knee-jerk reactionist."
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✭✭Lyris: "Hey, Tharn; know why the Gods gave you a nose?"
Tharn: "And why is that?"
Lyris: "So you can shut your mouth and still breathe."
I actually laughed at that one. Well written, and well timed by the voice actors.
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I loved getting mail from Pacrooti.LadyShauna wrote: »freespirit wrote: »You gotta luv the 'drunken Nords'..........
''One more drink and she'll look good''......
Always makes me smile
I passed an NPC and I thought they said to ME, "One more drink and you'll look good". I dropped everything I was doing at that moment, my jaw dropped, I am standing there as he walks away with not even a glance back at me. I'm suddenly mortified that I'm not as beautiful as I believed myself to be... And now you tell me it was about someone else?
Well good!
Gotta say Razum Dar is a charmer, but I also love the things Pacrooti writes to me about his stealing opportunities, if that counts.
Sadly, that witty furball no longer sends me mail...
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✭✭✭Upon asking Velsa tobe my date to the wedding she and telling her "She's very important to me" she replies:
"That's... no. Absolutely not. Pull those thoughts back inside your trousers, set them afire, and bury their remains."
Now I have to do this quest on at least 4 of my characters.10 -
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✭✭✭✭Yeah I know this isn't from ESO, but I was just watching an AD for GoT next season, and Tyrion Lannister:
"That's what I do
I drink
And I know things."
OTOH, I recently did Banished Cells as an Undaunted Daily for the first time, and I love Maj's comment on my return:
Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭"Bossss, I don't think he's lissstening."Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche2 -
SerasWhip✭✭✭✭Cadwell is the most enjoyable chracter to have a discussion with I think. Every line is gold..0 -
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✭✭✭✭One I forgot:
"Open sealed door, squash Ruuvitar flat, wash foot." Thank you Kazdi! #proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
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A useful explanation for how RNG works
How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC2 -
Totalitarian✭✭✭✭✭Everything said in the Othrenis questline in StonefallsPC NA CP 531+
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Sola Auroron Magicka Templar
Lunaria Chimeri Magicka Dragonknight
The Chosen of the Storm Stamina Sorcerer
Ward-Scales Magicka Nightblade
Sanctius Luxen Stamina Templar
Nerwaye Auroron Magicka Sorcerer
Warden Vyrkyl Stamina Dragonknight
The Ninth Adventurer Stamina Nightblade
Magna-Sola Magicka Templar
The Celestial Lady Magicka Templar
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✭✭✭✭✭I apparently missed a lot of good dialogue when Craglorn I missed when Craglorn first came out. Comes with some great advice:
"A spike in the arse will kill you just as dead as a sword in the belly." - Sellineth Skeever-Face
"You don't think there are trolls in the arena, do you? I hate trolls. And ogres. And ducks. I really hate ducks. I guess I hate all the things. " -Legodir the Daunted
Legodir has multiple dialogues that pop up randomly. Not sure if my fave is about the ducks or wanting to use a spear to avoid spurting blood.❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭✭✭✭✭Oh, forgot the best of the bunch so far:
"I will drink whenever it pleases me. It's medicinal. And besides, what will Lucina do? Flog me? I'm their damn healer and they need to keep me happy." - Veresa Volso
I need to use lines like this more often in group content.❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭✭Anything from Naryu Virian is great.
EDIT: whoops this is a bumped thread, just saw.Edited by HatchetHaro on January 14, 2017 11:25PMBest Argonian NA and I will fight anyone for it
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✭✭✭✭✭HatchetHaro wrote: »Anything from Naryu Virian is great.
EDIT: whoops this is a bumped thread, just saw.
Naw, thread is relevant. It sleeps a while, then it's active a while. Lots of good dialogue shared here
Naryu is OK, but there is a drunk Argonian in a tavern that is hilarious. Forget his name.❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭✭✭✭✭"An explosion, run the nearest tavern" by a Bosmer dock worker in Hew's Bane is still the best one-liner from a DLC. Never gets old, even after taking a few characters through the start of the TG storyline.❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭✭✭✭✭From Valdam Andoren in Davon's Watch, if you return his spellbook after turning the thief into a chicken:
"If you're hungry later, come back. I have a delightful recipe forrrrrrrrrrrroast chicken.""We're all born under the same sky and on the same earth. Therefore, we all deserve the same amount of respect."
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✭✭✭✭✭Come! Erect the spine of trade!#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
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