Favorite NPC one-liners?
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JiKama✭✭✭✭Anyone remember when the dude in Ebonheart would repeat "Hey fancy man.. Fallen on any swords lately"???? I remember all to well.... It was so annoying, because it was repeated so often.2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭That guy begging to get out of craglorn that is literally 20ft from a wayshrine.2 -
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✭✭✭✭Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »That guy begging to get out of craglorn that is literally 20ft from a wayshrine.
well, clearly he's not a vestigeTenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
uGGo7✭"You know the healers oath - Do only moderate harm to those who cross you"
-Tilenra Sildreth
I 100% agree with this oath1 -
lardvader✭✭✭✭✭"Incineration Beetlessssssssss"
"Maybe I see you later at the Silver Nord hmm?"
"It's....a.....trap"CP 1200+ PC EU EP0 -
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✭“Ah, Titanborn, it’s good to see that your lack of education and repeated blows to the head haven’t dulled your wit.” - Abnur Tharne.1 -
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✭✭✭"You throw it up, you lick it up." - Nela Sethri ( brewer in The Watch House, Davon's Watch).2 -
kypranb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭ESO Guard: "I'm going to live forever, or die trying." My favorite from this game anyway, mostly because it's punny.4 -
fgoron2000✭✭✭✭thatlaurachick wrote: »"You throw it up, you lick it up." - Nela Sethri ( brewer in The Watch House, Davon's Watch).
blecchhh....that's my least favorite <g>
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✭✭✭Always the stablemaster npc in Rivenspire Shornhelm; Need something to riiide? *looks at you* lol the best!
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Menelaos✭✭✭✭"If you have nothing to say, say nothing."
--- Khajit Mercenary, Rawl'Kha
(actually a Mark Twain quote)...und Gallileo dreht sich doch!
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✭✭✭✭✭"{I}f you want your goods serviced, just show me your gold." -- Flicks-His-Tongue, in the Windhelm Outlaws RefugeEdited by tinythinker on December 30, 2017 6:45PM❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭✭✭✭I still love the factotum that (we learn from dialogue) has been incompletely reprogrammed from guard to retail duty, and greets potential customers with:
"How may I detain you today?"7 -
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✭✭✭✭✭"I have no woman and no friend, but I have the Undaunted song." --Hogandar Hammerhurl (City of Ash II)❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭✭✭✭✭The delivery makes this one:
"Since when is it a crime to pretend to be one the queen's tax collectors?" -- Hazaznaz, Vulkhel Guard Outlaws Refuge❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Blkadr✭✭✭✭the main story line has some pretty funny comments (most from abnur he can be so rude
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this one made me laugh the first time i heared it
Lyris:"You must be the ugliest princess I've ever rescued from a tower, Tharn."
Tharn: I'm surprised that your lack of intellect and repeated blows to the head haven't dulled your wit, Titanborn.1 -
dyn0m1k3✭✭**Spawns at Stormhold wayshrine for horse training and crafting research on 6th alt**
"They say the hist weeps with happiness when an Argonian hatches.... How can a tree weep?"Xbox Series X EU Server GT: dyn0m1k31 -
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✭✭✭✭**Spawns at Stormhold wayshrine for horse training and crafting research on 6th alt**
"They say the hist weeps with happiness when an Argonian hatches.... How can a tree weep?"
I hear that almost every time I go to Hissmir, whether for the recent festival or to turn in the quest from the delve.0 -
BigBadVolk✭✭✭✭✭The GUild has need of you!"The ass is similar to the opinion: Everyone has it, but no one cares about the others!"
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✭✭✭✭✭"Well, my shop should distract me until my ultimate demise at the hands of some horrid machine" - Ravam Sedas❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this0 -
Glockcoma725✭✭✭"RISE MINIONS!" - CoA1 FInal Boss
"You can't take us all on!?!" (Usually said by the last 2-3 human mobs left)
"The Stones will NOT ALLOW IT!" - Agganor. (We quote this constantly)
Everything the merchants say.
"Honest merchant, trust this one!"
"No charge to have a look!"
PC-NA CP570 @Glockcoma725
Maximus Dezimus Meridius Tank DragonKight
Ri'Skarr DD Nightblade
Myrddin Emrys DD Sorceror
Smokes-All-Herbs Healer Templar
Azog the Defiler DD Warden0 -
Zbigb4life✭✭✭✭When you approach the NPC mages at a keep wayshrine in Cyrodill and all they say is "What!"1
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✭✭✭✭✭My all time favorite line in all the game:
„This is the end of the line! Valkyn Skoria wants you dead!”
Mainly because of the voice of the Titan, I loved it the first time I heard it.
Edited by Feanor on January 31, 2018 12:58PMMain characters: Feanor the Believer - AD Altmer mSorc - AR 50 - Flawless Conqueror (PC EU)Idril Arnanor - AD Altmer mSorc - CP 217 - Stormproof (PC NA)Other characters:All chars 50 @ CP 1900+. Playing and enjoying PvP with RdK mostly on PC EU.SpoilerNecrophilius Killgood - DC Imperial NecromancerFearscales - AD Argonian Templar - Stormproof (healer)Draco Imperialis - AD Imperial DK (tank)Cabed Naearamarth - AD Dunmer mDKValirion Willowthorne - AD Bosmer stamBladeTuruna - AD Altmer magBladeKheled Zaram - AD Redguard stamDKKibil Nala - AD Redguard stamSorc - StormproofYavanna Kémentárí - AD Breton magWardenAzog gro-Ghâsh - EP Orc stamWardenVidar Drakenblød - DC Nord mDKMarquis de Peyrac - DC Breton mSorc - StormproofRawlith Khaj'ra - AD Khajiit stamWardenTu'waccah - AD Redguard Stamplar0
