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Favorite NPC one-liners?

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  • tinythinker
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    Ambigous not really spoiler? More like a teaser for those who haven't plaid Gold Road yet. But just to be cautious...
    "Guess the world's lucky we're not both necromancers or we'd be able to claim these ruins for ourselves." - Toutis Mido in the West Weald
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    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
  • KnightofGears
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    Bastian, after I ran into some lost maormer on summerset and killed all of them:

    "It's never a mistake to help others. One of the most important things you can do in this life is to let other people know they're not alone."

    In this random encounter this sounds uncharacteristically dark and it always makes me laugh because of that.
  • tinythinker
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    "Skingrad? Who is Grad and why are we skinning him?" - Razburzog
    ❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
  • tinythinker
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    Got a little behind. A quick one for now...

    "Rummage around in the goop, would you?" - Azandar al-Cybiades
    ❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
  • DenverRalphy
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    ""At last. The shores are free from this terror you call … mudcrab."" - Zerith Var
  • LalMirchi
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    DenverRalphy wrote: »
    ""At last. The shores are free from this terror you call … mudcrab."" - Zerith Var

    This to me is one of the best lines in the game. Just listen to the phrasing and the dramatic pause before the word... mudcrabs.
  • Myrnhiel
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    I really had to laugh about this one... thinking about the "hoarding problem" a lot of TES players have - me included, because... you never know, right?

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    I think, she really hits the nail on the head with this one... :D
    Edited by Myrnhiel on December 12, 2024 12:43PM
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    Klick: Finally Free - Irdorath
  • Kitty_Quietly
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    "They say if the insects do not eat you, the forest will. I wonder if that is true.
    Go find out." - Hantaari
  • MreeBiPolar
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    Ember: "You knooow how I get when it's too bumpy."
  • Eliahnus
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    Hurrrry !
  • barney2525
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    ' Your sister wants to kill you '

    ' I have that effect on people, especially my relatives ' - Abner Tharn

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  • Reivax
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    Of course crime pays, otherwise there wouldn't be any crime!
  • Reivax
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    Dallying with a light catch, sure!
  • Reivax
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    there's an NPC in one of the outlaw refuges that tells you something like "You smell delicious"
  • auracite
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    Such dreams and aspirations, soon to be cut short
  • tinythinker
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    "After how many failed incursions should this Lord of Domination seek to change his name?" - taunt by Zerith-var after thwarting a Dark Anchor
    ❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
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