Absolutely weird/ hilarious Character names

Madhattr64

Dr Heals Good - Brenton Templar

Dixie Normous - was a High Elf Magica Sorc. They banned it.

Hugh Jainus - also banned. Think cause I was t bagging people with him in cyrodil.

valkyrie93

JamieAubrey wrote: »

Some I've had/have

Molag's Left Bal
Molag's Right Bal
Tail-or-Swift
Growls-at-the-Badger ( my best one )
Streaks into Load Screens
Came in like a Wrecking Blow
Warden Antivirus

Molag’s Left Bal and Molag’s Right Bal are the best funny char names EVER. saw them in another names thread (must have been your comment) like a year ago and they stuck in my head ever since. just brilliant lmao

Shanjijri

I did a BG with an Argonian named Farts-in-Shadow. I asked him not to fart too near me but he answered that he wasn't able to promise it.

Today, still wondering if he did.

MehrunesFlagon

Sir Tampax The Blood guard

Nord_Raseri

my buddy has 2 characters with great names. Heals-for-handies (healer obviously) and Disco Inferno (MagDK). I think his tank had a good one but I cannot remember it right now.

DrSweetazz

Warden Tarnation

Sheezabeast

Since Wardens have a crap ton of self buffs, and their birds look like chickens, er, me on, ah, skooma, decided to make a Bosmer named Buffy Chickenflinger.

DorianDragonRaze

JamieAubrey wrote: »

Some I've had/have

Molag's Left Bal
Molag's Right Bal
Tail-or-Swift
Growls-at-the-Badger ( my best one )
Streaks into Load Screens
Came in like a Wrecking Blow
Warden Antivirus

XD ROFL

DorianDragonRaze

1. PC NA: Boozes-in-Taverns
2. PC EU: Summerfall Dummy from Na

TheKingofSass

I had a packmule character named Rahmitinmahashole but he is no more.

Only two characters I have with not so lorefriendly names that uhh notable? Are;

Posion Avy
The Seventh Element (cause vitas was taken)

SydneyGrey

Cominup Shorticus, for an Imperial.

I used this name on the test server, but I'll never use it on the live server, so it's up for grabs.

travelerx1

Licks-At-Wounds (Arg Healer)
Pocket Kitty (Kaj Theif)
Pawg'rr Boneshaker (Fem Orc Stam Sorc with max booty!)

I made a character that looked somewhat like Ron Jeremy and ran around in the bather's towel swinging a big...... sword.....

Nestor

Occam Razzor
Lars Leefmulcher
Mule McMullister
Stanley Storage
Pak Kat
Carry Burdens
Fumnog
Crafter Collector

The other 7 have more mundane lore appropriate names

robpr

Meet my Argonian healer, Barely-Heals.

BigBragg

Wonderful Lizard of Oz

Déjà Brew

Wood Lynn Bowjob got banned and is now Tea Leaf Facial

Pho Paws

Sappy-Feels

kit_sune

People complained to me that none of the characters I had a lore friendly name so I called my tank Lore Friendly Hentai

Oreyn_Bearclaw

Most of my toons now have Bear names. My favorite toon name ever was my templar, Gandalf Smokes Weed. After about a year, they made me change the name. He is now, Gandalf Likes to Party. It bothered me because it was not a drug reference. Gandalf likes his Old Toby, the finest weed in the southfarthing. In other news, Gandalf has had the drunk personality since the day it came out. I think he is a bit depressed about all this.

My mag sorc was also originally, Naughty Little Elf, and she was/is pretty hot. I had to change it because of all the Erp tells I got. My consistent response was, you know I am a fat guy with a beard, right?

BigBadVolk

I had my second mNB called J'enny Thalia

seherrons

I mentioned this on another thread a little while back, but my favourite character name I've seen so far is when someone named their Argonian "Youre A Lizard Harry". A few more of my favourites that I've come across are "Jennifer Aniston" and "Sorry DC AD Need More Heals". All the LOTR, Dragon Age and Witcher names I've seen make my day too

HobbesGilly

Got a khajit named Good Puss. Get it? It's a reference to cats!!!

Shraar

The_Camper wrote: »

Some of my chars:

Netflix-and-Heal (argonian templar healer)
Not a Pact spy (a DC pvp nightblade)
Flammenwerfer (Dunmer magDK)
Dragon mybowlz all Knight (stamdk)
Neck Romancer (magsorc with lich personality)

"Not a Pact spy"? Oh That's So Dishonourable! How can you Live with yourself?

IF I EVER see him I WILl give him a fair trial and throw him in Jail! Wayrest Sewers II

kargen27

Shirley I Jest

Spits-Like-Camel

most my other names are Hopi such as Wikvaya Tohopka which means One Who Brings Wild Beast (a warden) if the site I use for names is reliable.

FrancisCrawford

My favorite that I've see is Ned Stark's Head. I have no idea what that means, but it's hilarious.

When I finally made an Argonian all versions of "Carries A Big Stick" I could think of were already taken. Just as well. I would have been tempted to redo the whole Thieves Guild quest line just so he take Walks-Softly on a date.

What I did name him, which makes more sense if you recall recent science about dinosaurs, is Has-No-Feathers. Besides, his skin is fairly yellowish.

DCanadianBacon

Rolls-With-The-Boulders:

A fat Argonian Stamplar I made that hits the speed cap.

Bears-Are-Dangerous:

Another Argonian, but this time he's tiny, and a Warden.

bareheiny

Runschei wrote: »

I like my healer 'I Touch My Elf'

I had to go with "I touched my elf" on EUPS.

Then I created a pet mag sorcerer purely for vMA..."I hate my elf" - I mentally added "for creating this character" everytime I saw her.

vometia wrote: »

Probably not terribly imaginative, but my difficult to name wood elf ended up being called Laewnmowir. Mainly as I was listening to Lawnmower Deth at the time (I hasten to add that I'm not a metal head, I just find them randomly amusing).

You sir / madam get an awesome for good taste.

Merovingian

Maximum Kirk-Fu

adirondack

Favorite name I've seen, still. Still great, after all these years.

George W. Ambush

paulsimonps

All time favorite name I have ever seen was Lactose-the-Intollerant. Also shout out to the khajiit I saw yesterday in Artaeum, Knotty Kitty.

paulsimonps

Oh and my wife's Argonian, Boops-Many-Noses. Boop all the noses!

max_only

I once saw “Chief Bu’um Sha’kala-ka” or something like that.

I have 2 characters who I don’t use but I love their names, Sixov Wan (an Argonian) and Half-do Z’en the Other (a khajiit)