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Absolutely weird/ hilarious Character names

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  • MrBrownstone
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    I've seen an Argonian named "Dr-Curt-Connors"
  • D0PAMINE
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    I like clever pun names the best. I dislike the toilet humor ones though. I just don't find them funny.
  • jircris11
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    In-your-pockets
    Walks-through-red
    Eats-many-snipes
    IGN: Ki'rah
    Khajiit/Vampire
    DC/AD faction/NA server.
    RPer
  • Ruckly
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    A bomber called Runs-with-lentils
  • Wildbloom
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    VgN5UDg.png

    Hmm...
    "Hello, Skellington Pal! How are you today? Bone dry, you say? I’d offer you a glass of water, but it’d all fall through! I need more coffee."


    ZOS_GinaBruno, patch 5.0.1 PTS patch notes, 4/22/2019
  • IzzyStardust
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    My Bosmer, WW stamblade: B’eating You
  • IzzyStardust
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    I know one guy called capital I, lower case o and L so it looked like lol

    Then when he got hate tells in PvP - well, he didn’t.
  • Lisutaris
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    Brolaf Flexington at your service!
    Dungeonbro, Tankbro, Bromance of your girlfriend and bro of the dance.
    mbrsi9sr.png

    edit: max hp tank with ~74-80k hp :smiley:
    Edited by Lisutaris on March 19, 2019 9:39PM
  • ligeglad
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    My argonian healer!

    Lance Hardwood.
  • disintegr8
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    An Argonian named Spits-While-Fondling
    Australian on PS4 NA server.
    Everyone's entitled to an opinion.
  • fred4
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    My character "Your Ex-Girlfriend" got a few laughs when I first made her.
    PC EU: Magblade (PvP main), DK (PvE Tank), Sorc (PvP and PvE), Magden (PvE Healer), Magplar (PvP and PvE DD), Arcanist (PvE DD)
    PC NA: Magblade (PvP and PvE every role)
  • Iphin
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    The funniest I've seen in a long time was "Dunmer Than I Look" :D
    "Those who believe in Telekinesis, raise my hand."
  • thedovahmon
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    Recent Discoveries:
    Bear Necessitiez - A Nord or Redguard of the Dominion and an amazing reference to the Jungle Book.
    Herp Derp Jr - A colorblind fat man With a guar.
    Skips-Leg-Day - An Argonian with Boom!Knuckles legs.
    And finally: Trips-on-Tail - A Normal Bosmer woman.
    "Voted most likely to reply with a reaction image. According to the Mournhold High School Yearbook."
  • IzzyStardust
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    Iphin wrote: »
    The funniest I've seen in a long time was "Dunmer Than I Look" :D

    I love this!
  • IzzyStardust
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    thedovahmon wrote: »
    Recent Discoveries:
    Bear Necessitiez - A Nord or Redguard of the Dominion and an amazing reference to the Jungle Book.
    Herp Derp Jr - A colorblind fat man With a guar.
    Skips-Leg-Day - An Argonian with Boom!Knuckles legs.
    And finally: Trips-on-Tail - A Normal Bosmer woman.

    LMAO!
  • Sebar80
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    I only have 1 out of my 15 characters names I would never change.

    Amperor Ohm

    Argonian sorc tank, soon to be imperial.
    PC EU
    PVE
    Tanks all classes
  • ZeusChaos25
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    My buddies magsorc is Kums-in-Mouf......
    War doesn't forge character, it reveals it.
    CP 803 Argonian Dragonknight Tank EP Grand Master Crafter
    CP 803 High Elf Sorcerer DPS EP
    CP 803 Orc Necromancer DPS EP
    Xbox EU

  • mairwen85
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    Argonian, Sniffs-His-Own
    Edited by mairwen85 on March 27, 2019 5:42PM
  • Alowishus
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    Lisutaris wrote: »
    Brolaf Flexington at your service!
    Dungeonbro, Tankbro, Bromance of your girlfriend and bro of the dance.
    mbrsi9sr.png

    edit: max hp tank with ~74-80k hp :smiley:

    Sorry Brolaf, I can only give you 1 Awesome
    ESO Wishlist: Housing (Thank you!) Jewelrycrafting (Thank you!) Hand-to-hand skill line.
  • Leeched
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    :lol:
    (DC) Grimsley - MagSorc || Denderan - StamPlar || Phaedon - StamBlade || Oberon - MagPlar || Leontes - StamSorc || Saroush - MagDk || Culan - StamDen || Dullahan - StamDk
    Ruvik - MagBlade || Tivil - MagDen || Juval - MagNecro || Gargrave - StamNecro
    (EP) Vicio - MagBlade || Clavigo - MagPlar || Peritas - MagDen || Fedrak - MagSorc
    (AD) Maledicto - MagBlade || Voriak - StamBlade

    PC EU || Currently CP 1500+
    Azura's Star Sotha Sil
    I serve bombs ღ - retired
  • Wildberryjack
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    I dunno how funny they are but I have a Dunmer female with all the sliders set to as skinny as possible and the angular face with the longest the nose and chin will go with the age set to max - Crazy Old Hag.

    Then my Argonian Plays-In-Mud-Puddles.
    The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. ~Pablo Picasso
  • TwinkleNoze
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    My 2 mains are Farts-in-Elevators and his sister Incontinencia Buttocks.

    Also had a High Elf called Eccentrica Gollumbitsis (Eccentrica Gallumbits was already taken so made a wordplay on Gollum and how he talks)
  • Ertosi
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    Passed by a character named Achilles Heals today.
    PC NA @Ertosi
    ♠♦ My Team ♥♣
    Goan – Jabsplar [Grand Master Crafter, Master Angler, Tamriel Hero, Explorer]
    Dru – Stamplar
    Tickles – Healplar
    Dixie – Magplar
    Figs – Stamblade Sneakthief [Master Thief]
    Sir Price – Stamblade Bow Ganker [Daedric Lord Slayer]
    Maya – Stamblade Speedster
    Ahmed – Magblade Bomber
    Balzar – StamSorc Blitzer
    Winnie – PetSorc Thunder Mage
    Tanks – StamDK Tank
    Mona – MagDK Fire Mage
    Dawn – HPDK
    Bearly – Stamden Tank
    Ivana – Magden Ice Mage

    ☠ CP 950+ ☠
    ♌ DC Loyalist ♌
    ✄ Grand Master Crafter
    No new crafting or game systems for 2019? "Season of the Dragon" would be better named "The Year of no New Major Features"
    https://i.imgur.com/TPscgS9.jpg to see major features of the last few years compared.
    https://i.imgur.com/X8qY0gP.jpg to see a detailed comparison of this year's Q1 to the last two Q1s.
    https://i.imgur.com/4z71cK8.jpg to see a detailed comparison of each years' first two quarters combined.
    https://i.imgur.com/jrHe5h8.jpg to see a projected comparison of the full years and what 2019's Q4 will need to catch up.
    Unsubbed January 15th, 2019 due to the lack of any new substantial features shown to be coming in 2019.
  • Nerouyn
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    D0PAMINE wrote: »
    I like clever pun names the best.

    It's not a completely humourless IP so yeah, a clever pun name isn't completely out of place.
    D0PAMINE wrote: »
    I dislike the toilet humor ones though. I just don't find them funny.

    I recently tested the waters with crown store item trading. Wasn't ripped off. Yay! But the person I traded with added me to their friends list for the trade and I didn't cull immediately cull them.

    After several days of seeing them log their lewdly named alts in an out though, I had to defriend them.

    I'm not a total prude but I don't need or appreciate sex in my face every minute of the day.
  • USTTech
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    I have a:

    Bard Romance (female something or other)

    Meow Say Tongue (khajiit)
  • XeonaSyan
    XeonaSyan
    Soul Shriven
    This thread made my day! My current attempts at humor::

    Knits With Knives (NB)
    Heals-N-Steals (Argo temp)
    Prison Warden Sal (wardenwolf)
  • Sogreth
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    Everstorm wrote: »
    The_Camper wrote: »
    Some of my chars:

    Netflix-and-Heal (argonian templar healer)
    Not a Pact spy (a DC pvp nightblade)
    Flammenwerfer (Dunmer magDK)
    Dragon mybowlz all Knight (stamdk)
    Neck Romancer (magsorc with lich personality)

    You can't argue taste but if it was up to me I would have banned your account long ago. 😉

    You must be fun at parties.

    Before the Craft Bag came in, I had an alt that was used JUST to hold runes. I named her Rune-Hoe-Hoe-Hoe
    I saw an Argonian one time with the name Burns-When-Pees
    Edited by Sogreth on June 1, 2019 3:01PM
  • stritzi
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    My argonian female necro "plays with bones"
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