Absolutely weird/ hilarious Character names

The_Camper

I always had this weird obsession over making characters with comical, lore-breaking, oddly satisfying and sometimes cringy names. What are the most hilarious or comically weird character names that you have created or encountered during your tamriel adventures?

The_Camper

Some of my chars:

Netflix-and-Heal (argonian templar healer)
Not a Pact spy (a DC pvp nightblade)
Flammenwerfer (Dunmer magDK)
Dragon mybowlz all Knight (stamdk)
Neck Romancer (magsorc with lich personality)

Everstorm

The_Camper wrote: »

Some of my chars:

Netflix-and-Heal (argonian templar healer)
Not a Pact spy (a DC pvp nightblade)
Flammenwerfer (Dunmer magDK)
Dragon mybowlz all Knight (stamdk)
Neck Romancer (magsorc with lich personality)

You can't argue taste but if it was up to me I would have banned your account long ago. 😉

JamieAubrey

Some I've had/have

Molag's Left Bal
Molag's Right Bal
Tail-or-Swift
Growls-at-the-Badger ( my best one )
Streaks into Load Screens
Came in like a Wrecking Blow
Warden Antivirus

Reistr_the_Unbroken

One of my friends Argonian is named nut buster extraordinaire I think, but she hasn’t been on the game in a while so idk if it’s still named that

mague

LOL cant cope with Molag or Kentucky !
The name of my imperial DK is Versus Da'Pad because i leveled him to learn the gamepad. Not exactly Lorebreaking

kind_hero

Some that I saw and found funny:

Not a Covenant Spy

Simply Walks into Mordor

Virginia Everyhole

Reistr_the_Unbroken

kind_hero wrote: »

Some that I saw and found funny:

Not a Covenant Spy

Simply Walks into Mordor

Virginia Everyhole

Simply walks into Mordor is now my favorite name

Aurielle

I like my Orc’s name... Malignant gra-Nuloma. It’s both a medical joke and a lore joke. Female Orcs get the prefix “gra” before their family name. And a malignant granuloma is an old term for a rare disease of the nose. Orc noses often look amusing, so...

(I’m a nerd.)

freespirit

My names are usually pretty boring but I have three I quite like.......

Repairz n Healz - because one day she will be Emperor just by doing that

Easily Distracted - because anyone who knows me, knows this to be oh so true

Leggy Lass - made after a recent Lord of the Rings binge and ofc she has impossibly long legs

albesca

Aurielle wrote: »

(I’m a nerd.)

True, but an awesome one.

RDMyers65b14_ESO

I had one once who was the Busty Argonian Maid.

But I have one that I play most of the time. Rayles Glademist, and yes, she is a Warden. (For those who don't know, Fort Rayles, Fort Glademist, and Fort Warden are the DC trikeeps.)

Runschei

I like my healer 'I Touch My Elf'

huntgod_ESO

Only comedic ones I have are:

Dragonknight named Gandalf the Barbarian

and my PVP toon,

Warden Phil Mcgroin

Tan9oSuccka

My favorites that I’ve seen are Molag Bill, Faps-in-Shadows and Fat Stibbons.

Pink_E_808

My Khajiit is named Madam Pussaud, a play on the famous wax artist I'm sure most know of. I just made a Wood Elf named Chard O'Naynay. She's modeled after one of my co-workers who had forgotten how to spell chardonnay one day and wrote chardonaynay instead. This happened at the end of a 60 hour work week for me and I found it so funny, I laughed until I cried, then vowed I would create a char in her likeness with that name.

Koolio

***-that-Cripples Argo NB
All-Hail-Front-Tail Argo Templar
Deshaan James Redguard Dk
Birdman Redguard Warden

Can’t even write the name on here lol.

Chest area that rhymes with cripple

Volckodav

for the french reader here are some of mine:

• Jean pale, stamplar of course
• Ek Orc Cheur, stamwarden orc

Lieblingsjunge

"Lieblingsjunge"
Referring to a boy. I ain't no boy. Hence the weirdness.

Also, my NB had to be renamed when she was changed into an argonian. "Fail-With-Tail" in double-meaning. Also "Your Face" my healer-warden.

My DK "The Dominatrìx" because whips and chains, duh-uh.

red_emu

My favourite, zone salt spamming char:

Your-Ex (stamNB)

Just because it looks good on death recaps and when the game tells you "your ex wants to reassurect you" "nah, thanks, I'm better dead - declined"

Chicharron

i like my Lizzard names:

Band-Aid
Be-Bop-A-Lula

Tryxus

A couple of joke chars I had:

- Smiles-Like-Trollface (Argonian MagPlar with a huge smile)
- Grabhar Gra-Bulbutt (Orc Templar)
- Alice in Wardenland

General_Zeranth

I have none of my own that are funny or silly cause I like lore stuff too much but this thread made me giggle.

Ardan147

Covfefe the Magnificent
Joel Osteenk

I know that somewhere on the PC NA server there's a toon named "Talks -to-Self" running around, because when I tried to name my Argonian warden that, it said that name was already in use.

Ertosi

Argonians are always the most fun to play with... Mine are Tanks-for-Nothing and Tickles-your-Fancy.

Oh, for the Summerfall event when I visited the EU server, I wanted the locals to know I was an American tourist so I named my Argonian there Always-Wears-Flip-Flops. I made him grossly overweight with a huge smile on his face, and dressed him really shabby. Got a lot of funny whispers on him including lots of other tourist faux pas suggestions!

My favorite I've seen others with was an Argonian named Breaks-your-Immersion and an orc named King Kurog's Stunt Double who was running around jumping and tumbling everywhere.

Mayrael

It's not mine but I've seen once a NB with nick "A fart in the dark"

laksikus

one of the most cancerous names i encountered was


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and he is on my friendslist. so everytime he relogs on this char my eyes start bleeding

vometia

Probably not terribly imaginative, but my difficult to name wood elf ended up being called Laewnmowir. Mainly as I was listening to Lawnmower Deth at the time (I hasten to add that I'm not a metal head, I just find them randomly amusing).

LiquidSchwartz

My warden looks like Mr. Lahey from trailer park boys and his name is “drinkypoo”
The rest of my toons have meaningful names to me.

lecarcajou_ESO

I have a human Nightblade named Arnold the Annihilator. Even got him to look like Conan!

oxygen_thief

banana brain - high elf magicka sorc
wasted potential -orc stamdk
good for nothing - orc stamnb
thing with five eyes - argoninan stamden
generic tomato -dark elf mdk