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Absolutely weird/ hilarious Character names
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DamenAJ✭✭✭✭I remember seeing someone named "Shattered but Whole" in summerset... And I was like "That's cool, kind of dark and creepy." Then I saw them the next day, read it out loud, and was like ".... Wait a second...."
And now I don't know if it's meant to be serious, or a guy with a broken butt.10 -
Leocaran✭✭✭
Well, you can guess if a rip-off from South Park was serious https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park:_The_Fractured_but_WholeAnd now I don't know if it's meant to be serious, or a guy with a broken butt.2 -
Leocaran✭✭✭By the way, a video just for this topic:Edited by Leocaran on September 30, 2018 1:06PM7
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TheKillaBunny✭✭✭I’ve got an Argonian called Comes-in-Pink. 😆
I’m also a huge fan of the band Ghost! I’ve got a lot of Ghost themed toons but my favourite is another Argonian, a PvP character I’ve called ‘Jigolo-har-Cyrodiil’
(Only fellow Ghost fans will understand!)
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Trinity_Is_My_Name✭✭✭✭✭
✭JamieAubrey wrote: »Some I've had/have
Molag's Left Bal
Molag's Right Bal
Tail-or-Swift
Growls-at-the-Badger ( my best one )
Streaks into Load Screens
Came in like a Wrecking Blow
Warden Antivirus
Hey, I was in your group on EU the other night doing the Pathfinder Achievement. I remember the Molag's Left and Right Bal's. LOL.1 -
SilverWF✭✭✭✭✭
✭A few days ago I've created a character and was wondered, that this name wasn't taken yet:
Mehden
- PC EU. Ebonheart Pact. CP 1k+
- YouTube: All ESO disguises (2014)
- EU players are humans too! We want our maintenances in the least pop time (at deep night) and not lasted for several hours!
- Animation canceR - is true PvP cancer! When you can't see which actions your opponent do - you can't react properly on them!
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✭✭✭✭I remember seeing someone named "Shattered but Whole" in summerset... And I was like "That's cool, kind of dark and creepy." Then I saw them the next day, read it out loud, and was like ".... Wait a second...."
And now I don't know if it's meant to be serious, or a guy with a broken butt.
Being that they are an avid PvPer, it is likely the latter. Also likely something ZOS will eventually impose a name change on because of the reference to *** destruction.0 -
tonemd✭✭✭✭One of mine was Jesus Price SupaSorc - Dark elf Sorc
I still remember the dark days when Tom Hanks used to haunt Cyro.
And I seem to remember an argonian named Cant-Heal-Stupid. I little on the nose, but still funny.3 -
Cronopoly✭✭✭✭✭Mine are just cool
lol.
Maginary - MagBlade - My neice named her
Hanover Fiste - DK Tank (Loved Heavy Metal movie)
Templar Resistance -
My Healer...Viva Deltia
eMain Macha - From the best PVP (RVR) game ever...DAoC
Zero Frags Given - My Stam Sorc...get it...ofc
Palpitene - My soon to be repurposed MagSorc
Edited by Cronopoly on September 30, 2018 7:39PM0 -
Jennifur_Vultee✭✭✭✭✭I have an Argonian templar tank named Poo-Ping-Dragon, I named her because my two year old grandson would run around saying, "poo ping! poo ping!" Probably the best name I've seen was an Argonian healer named Heart-Monitor-Lizard."Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters." – Albert Einstein
Treat a customer fairly and they will remember you. Treat a customer poorly and they never forget.
Imperial City: Zerg, gank or die.0 -
Tib✭✭✭There's been many fun names I've seen in game, but one of the best ones was a user account I saw created over on our UESP site this summer - Sorcumcision
Whoever the player behind it was, you deserve lots of awesomes Made me laugh out loud and we even giggled about it on our Discord haha.
~Tibbie~
Senior Achievement Seeker, Scholar of UESP and the laziest trader in Tamriel
Editor and Recent Changes Patroller at UESP
Member of Beyond Skyrim: Iliac Bay0 -
MaselClass RepresentativeI have spongecroc scalepants and duct-tapes-your-wounds, warden tank and templar healer.PC EU
All Trial Trifecta Titles Done!
Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChVEG6ckuAgGs5OyA6VeisA3 -
Vuron✭✭✭✭✭I have a character named Bittermaw Scorpion. He was named after 2 mobs that were glitched when Craglorn originally released that would let you power level from VR1 to VR14 in a day.
Ironically, he's level 3.
I just returned to the game last week and haven't gone to Craglorn to see if they still exist.Edited by Vuron on October 3, 2018 7:09PM0 -
MetalHead4x4✭✭✭I like:
Barbecue Sorce
Dixie Normus
Elemental Illness, my old Sorc nameProbably not terribly imaginative, but my difficult to name wood elf ended up being called Laewnmowir. Mainly as I was listening to Lawnmower Deth at the time (I hasten to add that I'm not a metal head, I just find them randomly amusing).
What's wrong with metal heads!? Hmph.PC/NA Daevyen the Warlock (Sorc)2 -
AlienSlof✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭My hubby is good with funny names - some of his:
Harpic gro-Bogtrauma
Histme-Withyour-Rythmstik
Bibble Toadburger
Shyn Anna Gans
Eva Destruction
Mudlin Cludgie
Anise Wonteatmyveggies (bosmer!)
Pink Profundity
Hobgob Lyn
Wabba Jabba Jack
To name but a few! Bionic Crazy Cat Lady2 -
VirtualElizabeth✭✭✭✭There is a DC player who plays in Vivec - and I don't know why, but this name always cracks me up - "Janet from Finance".
Edited to add: Another name that I used to ROFL whenever I saw him, but sadly it has been years - "Mike the Mustache". There is something about the "ordinary" being placed in the context of a video game that I find rather creative!
Edited by VirtualElizabeth on October 3, 2018 8:01PM@ElizabethInTamriel; @ElizabethInESO
NA/PC
Eleanour Masterham - Breton Templar
Elise Masterham - Breton Magicka Nightblade
Elinora Valen - Dunmer MagDK
Elsa Masterham - Breton Mag Warden4 -
barney2525✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭currently I have:
Eyema Loon
Duckncover
Duck Dangerous
Imissalot
Hava Beer
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Morgul667✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭For french readers i have a tank named “On a l’aggro”
i went lore friendly for my english names ....just have a warden named : Pappa Bear
At some time i had a beer me im famous but i removed the toon
Seen some amazing names in cyrodill, gotta remember thenEdited by Morgul667 on October 4, 2018 4:14AM1 -
Golnebo✭✭✭Awesome names sofar!
To name a few of mine:
Thinks-he-is-funny
Seven of Nirn
Son-of-a-witch (kahjiit NB who was adopted by an Argonian Witch)
Chick Lebowski
Alice in Underpants
PC - EU
{Nemesis the Magnificent} - Wannabe Magician with a nack for accidentally killing everything around him - Aldmeri Dominion High Elf Mastercrafter.
{Knightmare the Wild} - Fiendish Templar Lady with a must kill attitude - Dunmer by birth - EP by choice.
{Thinks-he-is-Funny} - Tough EP Argonian Dragon Knight. Drinks his ale in Belkarth - Secretly in love with his battlesister Knightmare the Wild. Battlegrounds King.
{Son-of-a-Witch} - Confused Nightblade who took up the dark arts of black magic. Literally sits in Mournhold all day doing nothing. Dreams of returning to Dragonstar Arena.
{Eilalenya Alkinaerith} - Strikingly beautiful High Elf of the Aldmeri Dominion - Seducer of men and elves - Learning the Healer ropes. Heals for fun.
{Blue Bear-y Pie} - Think-outside-the-box Mastercrafter Warden - Enjoys long walks on the beach - Protector of Tamriel's fauna and wildlife - Breton lady.
{Neopatra} - Grumpy old Veteran - Wreaks havoc in Cyrodill - loves her grandchildren - Redguard Brute. In case of bad mood she turns into a werewolf.
{Sneaky little Maraya} - Gorgeous Redguard Bombshell - Evil stamsorc who loves to clear dungeons of monsters.
{Seven of Nirn} - No-nonsense brutal lady-Orc. Always rambling on about the Covenant. Get with it or get out kinda StamSorcOrc.
{Reeks-of-Incompetence} - Hangs in the balance DK. Studied to become a dentist. Alcohol made her do nothing all day. Argonian Historian.
{Doctor Whoops} - Self conscious Sorc . Father to 18 children. None of which are anywhere in sight. Proves shield nerfs wrong. Currently doing vDSA.
{Daisy Deathbringer} - Foul necromancer that likes to hang at funerals and graveyards. Mostly plays with the dead, does not deal much death.
{Major Defiler} - Lovely necromancer who likes to study life. Puts the word romance in necromance.
{Cindiana Jones} - Defected Templar. Very deadly in Battlegrounds. Likes to wander around Cyrodill.
{Sideskirt Bob} - Nightblade who got his nickname when a lady Nord mentioned his waistline.2 -
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✭The_Camper wrote: »Some of my chars:
Netflix-and-Heal (argonian templar healer)
Not a Pact spy (a DC pvp nightblade)
Flammenwerfer (Dunmer magDK)
Dragon mybowlz all Knight (stamdk)
Neck Romancer (magsorc with lich personality)
I chuckle when you log in with Neck Romancer lol xD
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✭I have a character named Bittermaw Scorpion. He was named after 2 mobs that were glitched when Craglorn originally released that would let you power level from VR1 to VR14 in a day.
Ironically, he's level 3.
I just returned to the game last week and haven't gone to Craglorn to see if they still exist.
Ah nice! lol I always enjoy a funny reference to in-game stuff.
There's a toon named Rubble Butt which I often see in Rawl'kha, named after my favorite delve, Rubble Butte. I always snicker when entering that delve, so I'm glad someone picked it as a name. Had considered doing so myself.PC NA @Ertosi♠♦ My Team ♥♣
Goan – Jabsplar [Grand Master Crafter, Master Angler, Tamriel Hero, Explorer]
Dru – Stamplar
Tickles – Healplar
Dixie – Magplar
Figs – Stamblade Sneakthief [Master Thief]
Sir Price – Stamblade Bow Ganker [Daedric Lord Slayer]
Maya – Stamblade Speedster
Ahmed – Magblade Bomber
Balzar – StamSorc Blitzer
Winnie – PetSorc Thunder Mage
Tanks – StamDK Tank
Mona – MagDK Fire Mage
Dawn – HPDK
Bearly – Stamden Tank
Ivana – Magden Ice Mage☠ CP 950+ ☠
♌ DC Loyalist ♌
✄ Grand Master Crafter
No new crafting or game systems for 2019? "Season of the Dragon" would be better named "The Year of no New Major Features"
https://i.imgur.com/TPscgS9.jpg to see major features of the last few years compared.
https://i.imgur.com/X8qY0gP.jpg to see a detailed comparison of this year's Q1 to the last two Q1s.
https://i.imgur.com/4z71cK8.jpg to see a detailed comparison of each years' first two quarters combined.
https://i.imgur.com/jrHe5h8.jpg to see a projected comparison of the full years and what 2019's Q4 will need to catch up.
Unsubbed January 15th, 2019 due to the lack of any new substantial features shown to be coming in 2019.1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzBZFArR4mc
https://youtu.be/7iF26wKF-_M
