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Absolutely weird/ hilarious Character names
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Jaimeh✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I see a lot of creative, pun-y names that crack me up when out and about in the game, I wish I could remember all of them; a few memorable ones were finding out in my death recap that I was killed by 'Betty White', a sorc named 'John Trabolta', and a guildmate's Khajiit character called 'Feline Dion'
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rexagamemnon✭✭✭✭✭
✭I have an Orc StamWarden that i rarely play named “kentucky Klondike bar” i also have an Argonian Dragonknight named “humps Velociraptors”Edited by rexagamemnon on September 29, 2018 3:05PM0 -
BlackLabel✭✭✭My Orc Stam Sorc is named RedBull because he chugs pots and runs around like a mad man.0
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dtsharples✭✭✭✭✭My speedy Argonian is named Born Slippy
As both a nod to the awesome underworld song, and a reference to Argonians coming out of eggs a bit gooey.
And he's fast AF so pretty 'slippy' that way also.2 -
Bergzorn✭✭✭✭✭
✭I'm currently leveling a Self-propelled turd.
Looking forward to my third forced name change.no CP PvP PC/EU
EP Zergborn
DC Zerg Beacon
guild master, raid leader, janitor, and only member of Zergbored3 -
DoonerSeraph✭✭✭✭I once met a DC guy named "Dunmer than you". I laughed so much it got me killed.
I wonder if the name "Gotta gro-Fast" is taken, its probably a speedy orc stamsorc.8 -
sekou_trayvond✭✭✭✭✭Anything with XXX, 420, 69 and/or B00Bi3S in the name.
It's about standards. Respect the classics.1 -
Moonscythe✭✭✭✭✭Dunmer to celebrate Morrowind named Sylph StriderScura di Notte - Altmer Nightblade (gear)
Lalin del Sombra - Bosmer Sorcerer (alchemy/enchanting)
Angevin Sarkany - Bosmer Dragonknight
Alkemene Velothi - Dunmer Warden (Morrowind)
Sanna yos'Phalen - Altmer Sorcerer (provisioning)
Cosima di Mattina -Altmer Sorcerer
Naria Andrano - Dunmer Templar
Luca della Serata - Redguard Templar0 -
Mauin✭✭✭✭I've had a laugh from a lot of names over the years, but I suspect a lot of them have had forced name changes by now.
Some of the safer ones have been: Doctor Lizard Medicine Wizard, Bruce Lee-zard, and Dagoth Ur Face.
Personally, I have a very fat Khajiit magblade called Bowl-Harvest that I'm fond of. He steals all the food.PC NA CP 1900+
Raid Lead for Eyes of the Queen.Main account:
Sharzee'Rai --- Ruzasha-La
Landalinwe --- Astara Veturius
Taheer Stone-Arm --- Gathilien
Nyralor Fenris --- Siphons-Shadows
Sebastian Stormwind --- Vetherin Tree-Shade
Morvina Vadryon --- Jorvund the Greenshaper
Celina Veturius --- Faulrenor
Celoranion --- Varondel
Dance-of-the-Macabre --- Vashra-jo
Second account:
Bowl-Harvest --- Steele de Monet
Nord Warden Aid Me --- Fifty-Scent
Holy Procamole --- Asneeze at-Sudafed
Ahchoo at-Sudafed --- Asniff at-Sudafed
Piery-Rage --- Hambush Porksbane4 -
dtsharples✭✭✭✭✭There was a guy who used to PVP in EU named "Cheesus the Holy Lard" - God Bless Him
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Ertosi✭✭✭✭✭
✭Cause threads like these are always my fav, I was keeping a sharp eye out for in-game names that made me snicker last night. You don't ever need to look long before you run into amusing ones!
Captain Han Solo
Needs-More-Stam
She Wouldn't Wait
Pants-on-Fire
Nuts MacLusty
Vul Vah
Lowe Moralfiber
TheyBannedMyName
PC NA @Ertosi♠♦ My Team ♥♣
Goan – Jabsplar [Grand Master Crafter, Master Angler, Tamriel Hero, Explorer]
Dru – Stamplar
Tickles – Healplar
Dixie – Magplar
Figs – Stamblade Sneakthief [Master Thief]
Sir Price – Stamblade Bow Ganker [Daedric Lord Slayer]
Maya – Stamblade Speedster
Ahmed – Magblade Bomber
Balzar – StamSorc Blitzer
Winnie – PetSorc Thunder Mage
Tanks – StamDK Tank
Mona – MagDK Fire Mage
Dawn – HPDK
Bearly – Stamden Tank
Ivana – Magden Ice Mage☠ CP 950+ ☠
♌ DC Loyalist ♌
✄ Grand Master Crafter
No new crafting or game systems for 2019? "Season of the Dragon" would be better named "The Year of no New Major Features"
https://i.imgur.com/TPscgS9.jpg to see major features of the last few years compared.
https://i.imgur.com/X8qY0gP.jpg to see a detailed comparison of this year's Q1 to the last two Q1s.
https://i.imgur.com/4z71cK8.jpg to see a detailed comparison of each years' first two quarters combined.
https://i.imgur.com/jrHe5h8.jpg to see a projected comparison of the full years and what 2019's Q4 will need to catch up.
Unsubbed January 15th, 2019 due to the lack of any new substantial features shown to be coming in 2019.3 -
OtarTheMad✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭One of my favorites I have:
Haunted Luigi Board.
Ones I have seen and love:
Your Internet Connection
Stop Nerfing Dks1 -
Osteos✭✭✭✭✭
✭Madhattr64 wrote: »Dr Heals Good - Brenton Templar
Dixie Normous - was a High Elf Magica Sorc. They banned it.
Hugh Jainus - also banned. Think cause I was t bagging people with him in cyrodil.
OMG I don't even need to keep reading the thread! DAGGERFALL COVENANTNA PCFormer Vehemence MemberOnistka Valerius <> Artemis Renault <> Gonk gra-Ugrash <> Karietta <> Zercon at-Rusa <> Genevieve Renault <> Ktaka <> Brenlyn Renault0 -
AnonomissX✭✭✭✭My friend made a very short, very old wood elf named "The Elder Squirrel" Ebonheart Pact, Nord Templar/healer on NA Xbox server. My main toon WAS a tall and foxy redhead - now she has been gamma-irradiated and has green skin and black hair. 3 other characters I only use for writs. Can't be bothered to create multiple toons - EXCEPT now my WW is getting spooled up for Cyrodiil - Blood For The Pact! IRL cranky sometimes redhead chick at large in Las Vegas, NV6 -
Ragged_Claw✭✭✭✭✭
✭Two of my all time faves was 'I want a longer nam' and an Argonian called 'Comes-too-quick'.
Last night at a dolmen saw 'I want to slap him'. That cracked me up for some reason, and some guy somewhere wants to be really careful...PC EU & NA2 -
vexenonifySoul ShrivenMy Argonian DK tank is called "Skips-Dialogue"
Skippy gets few chuckles once in a while
Edited by vexenonify on September 29, 2018 10:01PM2 -
Lysette✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭My youngest Argonian is called "Got-Bear-Instead-of-Beer" - now when I think of it, I would rather prefer "Got-Bear-No-Beer" but well, not worth the 2500 crowns to change it.0 -
SpiderCultist✭✭✭✭✭Back in 2014, an argonian called "Farts-in-Elevator" almost made me fall off my chair.
Childish but I imagined the scene...
PC | EU
Ashlander and Mephala worshipper.
"You are just another breed of domestic animal, grazing stupidly while higher beings plot your slaughter."2 -
Lysette✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭SpiderCultist wrote: »Back in 2014, an argonian called "Farts-in-Elevator" almost made me fall off my chair.
Childish but I imagined the scene...
Must be the brother of "Makes-Bubbles-in-Pond".8 -
cmcorms✭✭Bjork the Ork - Ork DK
Magical Trevor - High elf sorc
Lacks-Moral-Compass - Argo NB
Swings-The-Hammer - Argo Temp (crafter)
Tickle me Pickle - Breton Temp
Follow me on Twitch - cmcorms
PS4 (NA) - cmcorms6 -
pod88kk✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I saw someone running around with Finishes On Curtains on one character & Gimpy Ostrich on another 0 -
Thalidar✭✭✭The toon I made just for the event was
Ivanna House
which drew a few chuckles from zone chat on all the servers.
Only problem though is that her name now should be
Ihava House5 -
ListerJMC✭✭✭✭✭
✭A while back in Cyrodiil I remember getting killed by 'Ace of Base' which gave me a laugh. What a way to go...PC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
"Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."2 -
DocFrost72✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I legit watched an intentionally crappy roleplay from "Mario the Plumber", "Luigi the Plumber", "Bowsér", and "Príncess Peach".
Mario caught peach cheating on him with bowser, who had kidnapped Luigi. Luigi and Mario fought and killed bowser, then peach revea led this wasn't the first betrayal, and Luigi convinced Mario to seek love in his tennis partner or something.
Dunno if that fits the original theme enough OP, but damn if you don't see some cool names in Riften.Edited by DocFrost72 on September 30, 2018 7:21AM3 -
Undefwun✭✭✭✭✭I see so many i forget...
One that made me laugh.. rode past me in Cyro, "Hold me closer tiny ganker".
Some of mine are...
Jedi Mind Crits - PvP Stamblade - DC
Wârden Freeman - PvP Stamden - DC (new project)
Chandler Bling - PvP Magden - DC (new project)
Lauryn Heal - PvE Templar Healer - DC
Juggathot - PvE Mag Sorc - DC
Lil Orc Chop - PvP Stam Sorc - EP
Hamuel L Jackson - PvP Stam DK - EP
Drank Sinatra Sr - PvP Magblade - DC
Juggathot - PvP Mag Sorc - DC
Jedi Mind Crits - PvP A-Hole Bowblade - DC
Dollar Store Thor - PvP Stamplar - DC
The Bone Sumpremacy - baby Stamcro - DC
Wârden Freeman - PvP Stamden - DC (on hold)
Lauryn Heal - PvE Magplar DPS - DC
Lil Orc Chop - PvP Stam Sorc - EP
Hamuel L Jackson - PvE DPS & PvP Stam DK - EP
Chandler Bling - PvP Magden - EP
Mahalia Lightborn - exiled crafting toon - cos you know, she's AD3 -
16BitForestCat✭✭✭✭✭SpiderCultist wrote: »Back in 2014, an argonian called "Farts-in-Elevator" almost made me fall off my chair.
Childish but I imagined the scene...
Must be related to two Argonian characters that absolutely cracked me up back in 2014, but which I haven't seen since:
Farts-While-Running
Screams-While-Farting
Also, seen much later: Farts-in-Tubs
Argonians make for the best funny names. I also remember a couple I saw in Stormhold a couple years ago:
Stuffs-Olives-With-Garlic
Eats-Olives-With-Glee
Then there's Eats-Peep-Dioramas (bright yellow and other pastel colors) and some years back I once ran with a joke Argonian called Poops-His-Pants-In-Fights, who was created during a free-play weekend for the sole purpose of making newbies at dolmens laugh.
Non-Argonian silly characters encountered:
Identical Redguard twins named Hideyourkids-hideyourwife and A'bhed Intruder
A ridiculous number of Bilbo T-Bagginses and Dank Gandalfs
Username: Nirnroot420; character name: Thorin Oakenblunts
Username: Hello-Darkness; character name: My Old Friend
Username: TheMurderCat; character name: Poisoned-The-Skooma
Sir Fartacus
Your Mom Tanks You
Multiple variations of Cornholio
...I collect funny character names. —PC/NA, never Steam—
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If you ever wonder why certain official fandom spaces are so often toxic and awful, remember: corruption starts from the top. And if you don't want me to call you out for being terrible, maybe you should consider not being terrible. ^^v4
