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Absolutely weird/ hilarious Character names
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Androconium✭✭✭✭✭
✭<<<<< There! that name! The scent *** of a male moth.
EDIT: he doesn't have glandular fever
EDIT: thanks to free name change tokens, his new name is Lestrigon. Yes, a Bosmer.
Enjoy your research.
Edited by Androconium on March 11, 2019 10:58AM1 -
Zaketh✭✭✭Teddy Salad
Angus Podgorny
Lemming of the BDA
An imperial named Mar Jorine (Imperial Margarine for those old enough to remember)
Edited for appropriate anagram goodnessEdited by Zaketh on March 11, 2019 11:26AMNA PS40 -
KBKB✭✭✭✭✭
✭Oh I got this
Stam redguard NB - Mr Bojangles
Imp DK - Mr Burt Bacharach
Altmer mag Warden - Warding
Altmer mad NB - Von Vanish
Orc Stam sorc - Stamsorcus
Bosmer Stam warden -preacher from the East (blinded by the light lyric)
Dunmer Mag DK - Mike Whitney (Australian's should know him, he'll give ya "50 bucks")0 -
Myrkgrav✭✭✭✭Granny Grand Heals
***-On-Feet
Lusty Gay ArgonianMorty | ♂ | @morti_macabre | PC NA | EST
Member of Knights of the Sanguine, Sheogorath's Mortals & Sword Coast Traders1 -
rothtwinsdad✭✭Some of names:
Tramp Stampler- stam templar
Freezer Pops- Mag warden
Nature Boy- Stam warden
Bowdacious Brutality- stam nightblade
Sargent slaughterfish- mag nightbladePS4/NA
Ace Ventura: Magsorc pve dps
Bodacious Brutality: Stamblade pve dps
Freezer Pops: Magden pvp DC
Nature Boy: Stamden pvp DC
Tramp Stampler: Magplar pve dps
Sargent Slaughterfish: Magblade
Unbreakable: Stampler pvp DC
Combustible: DK pve tank
Romancing The Bone: Stamcro pve dps/tank0 -
Undefwun✭✭✭✭✭mrfrontman wrote: »I seen a name today that cracked me up
His name was Molag Right-Bal
There used to be a pair (pun maybe intended) of players they played together... one was left and one was right.. not sure if they are still around or not or what platform...
One of my favorite names I seen and I've said it before "Hold me closer tiny ganker".....Drank Sinatra Sr - PvP Magblade - DC
Juggathot - PvP Mag Sorc - DC
Jedi Mind Crits - PvP A-Hole Bowblade - DC
Dollar Store Thor - PvP Stamplar - DC
The Bone Sumpremacy - baby Stamcro - DC
Wârden Freeman - PvP Stamden - DC (on hold)
Lauryn Heal - PvE Magplar DPS - DC
Lil Orc Chop - PvP Stam Sorc - EP
Hamuel L Jackson - PvE DPS & PvP Stam DK - EP
Chandler Bling - PvP Magden - EP
Mahalia Lightborn - exiled crafting toon - cos you know, she's AD1 -
thorwyn✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭There is a guy in my guild named Keanu WeavesAnd if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon6 -
Canasta✭✭✭Some of my alts
Goldilicks
Biggus Tankus
Pixie Firestarter
Giant Haybayles
Clubber Chop
Roxio Pureburn
King Lonsdale0 -
Jabbs_Giggity✭✭✭✭✭Here are a few of my character names:
Jabs Giggitty - Stamplar
Fap to my Sweeps - Magplar
George W Am Bush - Stamblade
Cream Pie Jewelz - Stamden
I Got Electrolytez - Magsorc
Covetous Shen - Magblade/Crafter (This one Diable 3 people will know)
Bone Hurr - Reserved for Necro0 -
Aela_Dragonrider✭✭✭My favorite that i've seen is Sleeps-On-Bridges...who appears to go around doing exactly that.
As for my own characters...I am a strong believer in lore-friendly names so most of mine are 'sensible'. Like Aela Wolf-Rider and Rayvika. But I do have two more unusual ones.
Lara the Saucy - tiny Bosmer NB. Who started life originally as a Lara Croft-expy named Lara the Crafty
Naatmun - NB. 'Naatmun' is Dragon Tongue for 'Bat Man' and his goal in life is to bring Sheogorath to justice.0 -
Ertosi✭✭✭✭✭
✭An orc named Goan gro-ApairPC NA @Ertosi♠♦ My Team ♥♣
Goan – Jabsplar [Grand Master Crafter, Master Angler, Tamriel Hero, Explorer]
Dru – Stamplar
Tickles – Healplar
Dixie – Magplar
Figs – Stamblade Sneakthief [Master Thief]
Sir Price – Stamblade Bow Ganker [Daedric Lord Slayer]
Maya – Stamblade Speedster
Ahmed – Magblade Bomber
Balzar – StamSorc Blitzer
Winnie – PetSorc Thunder Mage
Tanks – StamDK Tank
Mona – MagDK Fire Mage
Dawn – HPDK
Bearly – Stamden Tank
Ivana – Magden Ice Mage☠ CP 950+ ☠
♌ DC Loyalist ♌
✄ Grand Master Crafter
No new crafting or game systems for 2019? "Season of the Dragon" would be better named "The Year of no New Major Features"
https://i.imgur.com/TPscgS9.jpg to see major features of the last few years compared.
https://i.imgur.com/X8qY0gP.jpg to see a detailed comparison of this year's Q1 to the last two Q1s.
https://i.imgur.com/4z71cK8.jpg to see a detailed comparison of each years' first two quarters combined.
https://i.imgur.com/jrHe5h8.jpg to see a projected comparison of the full years and what 2019's Q4 will need to catch up.
Unsubbed January 15th, 2019 due to the lack of any new substantial features shown to be coming in 2019.2 -
rothtwinsdad✭✭A few more of my names:
Ace Ventura-Pet sorc
Combustable- Dk tank
Teslanator- stam sorcPS4/NA
Ace Ventura: Magsorc pve dps
Bodacious Brutality: Stamblade pve dps
Freezer Pops: Magden pvp DC
Nature Boy: Stamden pvp DC
Tramp Stampler: Magplar pve dps
Sargent Slaughterfish: Magblade
Unbreakable: Stampler pvp DC
Combustible: DK pve tank
Romancing The Bone: Stamcro pve dps/tank2 -
Valldez✭✭✭i remember a guy in cyro with "el blocktard" and "el bowtard".Edited by Valldez on March 15, 2019 4:37PM2
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Kuramas9tails✭✭✭✭✭
✭Our groups PVP healer who passed away 2 years ago was named "OMGHealMeBro". #RIP RedneckAndersonYour friendly neighborhood crazy cat lady of ESO
New PSN name: SundariTheLast. Proud seller in RedEye Empire, PURPLE GANG and Backalley Trading.
AD High Elf Mageblade DPS (General)(Former Empress) -- Stormproof/VMOL, VHOF, VDSA completion
AD Khajiit Mageblade DPS -- Flawless Conquerer
FOR THE QUEEN!
PS4/NA1 -
rexagamemnon✭✭✭✭✭
✭I named my stamwarden “kentucky klondike bar”
Google it or better yet, look it up on urban dictionary1 -
tactx✭✭✭✭✭Ran with a female char in a trial last night named Lick My Crit“No one's happiness but my own is in my power to achieve or to destroy.” - John Galt, Atlas Shrugged0 -
Danikat✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Your A Lizard Harry
Argonian sorcerer, of course. (Encountered in Vvardenfell during the event.)PC EU player | She/her/hers | PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
"Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"1 -
StormeReigns✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭A 2h/Dw MagSorc Argonian named
Terrible-Thunder-LizardEdited by StormeReigns on March 15, 2019 11:07PM0 -
Nareya726✭✭✭I go for lore friendly names on my characters but I remember coming across these that made me laugh:
Sir Kel Jerk
Stealz From Walmart (with the Master Thief title)
Tide Pod Todd1 -
sevomd69✭✭✭✭✭
✭Tank U Mr Acavano
Luvs U Long Thyme
Sesemmi Bagel
Lorena Hobbit
Garfield of Dreams (Kahjit)3 -
Kills-With-Grin is my Argonian Dragonknight
Klaaz is my Khajit Night BladeTarkus Aquila - Imperial Templar
Klaaz - Khajit Nightblade
Fractiz - Altmer Sorcerer
Jonsir Vheti - Dunmer Dragonknight
Kills-With-Grin - Argonian Dragonknight
Myrddin the Mystic - Breton Warden
PS4 ESOTU Adventurer since June 20150
