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Absolutely weird/ hilarious Character names
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Ertosi✭✭✭✭✭
✭Just passed by Bob from Accounting.PC NA @Ertosi♠♦ My Team ♥♣
Goan – Jabsplar [Grand Master Crafter, Master Angler, Tamriel Hero, Explorer]
Dru – Stamplar
Tickles – Healplar
Dixie – Magplar
Figs – Stamblade Sneakthief [Master Thief]
Sir Price – Stamblade Bow Ganker [Daedric Lord Slayer]
Maya – Stamblade Speedster
Ahmed – Magblade Bomber
Balzar – StamSorc Blitzer
Winnie – PetSorc Thunder Mage
Tanks – StamDK Tank
Mona – MagDK Fire Mage
Dawn – HPDK
Bearly – Stamden Tank
Ivana – Magden Ice Mage☠ CP 950+ ☠
♌ DC Loyalist ♌
✄ Grand Master Crafter
No new crafting or game systems for 2019? "Season of the Dragon" would be better named "The Year of no New Major Features"
https://i.imgur.com/TPscgS9.jpg to see major features of the last few years compared.
https://i.imgur.com/X8qY0gP.jpg to see a detailed comparison of this year's Q1 to the last two Q1s.
https://i.imgur.com/4z71cK8.jpg to see a detailed comparison of each years' first two quarters combined.
https://i.imgur.com/jrHe5h8.jpg to see a projected comparison of the full years and what 2019's Q4 will need to catch up.
Unsubbed January 15th, 2019 due to the lack of any new substantial features shown to be coming in 2019.10 -
paul_j✭✭✭My pvp nightblade: Bye Felicia
My pve mag sorc: Fireworks
Mag templar: Susej Beam (sounds like sausage 😂)1 -
Ertosi✭✭✭✭✭
✭Just saw a Queen Ayrenn (spelling variant) running around pelting everyone with mudballs. Very karmic!PC NA @Ertosi♠♦ My Team ♥♣
Goan – Jabsplar [Grand Master Crafter, Master Angler, Tamriel Hero, Explorer]
Dru – Stamplar
Tickles – Healplar
Dixie – Magplar
Figs – Stamblade Sneakthief [Master Thief]
Sir Price – Stamblade Bow Ganker [Daedric Lord Slayer]
Maya – Stamblade Speedster
Ahmed – Magblade Bomber
Balzar – StamSorc Blitzer
Winnie – PetSorc Thunder Mage
Tanks – StamDK Tank
Mona – MagDK Fire Mage
Dawn – HPDK
Bearly – Stamden Tank
Ivana – Magden Ice Mage☠ CP 950+ ☠
♌ DC Loyalist ♌
✄ Grand Master Crafter
No new crafting or game systems for 2019? "Season of the Dragon" would be better named "The Year of no New Major Features"
https://i.imgur.com/TPscgS9.jpg to see major features of the last few years compared.
https://i.imgur.com/X8qY0gP.jpg to see a detailed comparison of this year's Q1 to the last two Q1s.
https://i.imgur.com/4z71cK8.jpg to see a detailed comparison of each years' first two quarters combined.
https://i.imgur.com/jrHe5h8.jpg to see a projected comparison of the full years and what 2019's Q4 will need to catch up.
Unsubbed January 15th, 2019 due to the lack of any new substantial features shown to be coming in 2019.3 -
Girl_Number8✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Heals Dead People was one I saw that made me laugh.
Especially because they were laying there dead. 0 -
sylviermoone✭✭✭✭✭I have Shards-and-Balls (argonian healer) and Here-Kitteh-Kitteh (khajiit nb). All my other chars are more lore appropriate
Edited by sylviermoone on March 10, 2019 6:29AMCo-GM, Angry Unicorn Traders: PC/NA
"Official" Master Merchant Tech Support
and Differently Geared AF
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Dracan_Fontom✭✭✭✭✭Magden: Fakes-His-Damage
MagSorc: Moostashio Beardnard
Warden Tank: Judges-You-Coldly
Stamplar: Thrusts-His-Spear (I wanted Thrusts-With-Tip but game rejected that quickly)1 -
thedovahmon✭✭✭✭"Joffnirr Ladylegs" Not so much the name itself (Which is still pretty dang weird) but the Toon it was attached to.
They were a Beefy Male Nord of the Dominion with Vilja's hairstyle and was wearing the Egg-Sister Bias-Cut Casual Wear...I could not make this up if I tried.
"Voted most likely to reply with a reaction image. According to the Mournhold High School Yearbook."4 -
Coatmagic✭✭✭✭✭
✭'Eats Greens'
Pact Bosmer
until a PvP bud thought it was in reference to yellow+blue xD
i don't PvP the name was just an explanation why the wood elf was in the Pact xD2 -
Raudgrani✭✭✭✭✭
✭thedovahmon wrote: »"Joffnirr Ladylegs" Not so much the name itself (Which is still pretty dang weird) but the Toon it was attached to.
They were a Beefy Male Nord of the Dominion with Vilja's hairstyle and was wearing the Egg-Sister Bias-Cut Casual Wear...I could not make this up if I tried.
Hahaha... I used to have that hair/beard style "IRL" years ago.1 -
Undefwun✭✭✭✭✭I get comments on some of mine from ppl in groups and BGs.....
see sig...Drank Sinatra Sr - PvP Magblade - DC
Juggathot - PvP Mag Sorc - DC
Jedi Mind Crits - PvP A-Hole Bowblade - DC
Dollar Store Thor - PvP Stamplar - DC
The Bone Sumpremacy - baby Stamcro - DC
Wârden Freeman - PvP Stamden - DC (on hold)
Lauryn Heal - PvE Magplar DPS - DC
Lil Orc Chop - PvP Stam Sorc - EP
Hamuel L Jackson - PvE DPS & PvP Stam DK - EP
Chandler Bling - PvP Magden - EP
Mahalia Lightborn - exiled crafting toon - cos you know, she's AD0 -
starlizard70ub17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Asleep-at-the-Wheel, a Khajiit raised by Argonians
"We have found a cave, but I don't think there are warm fires and friendly faces inside."1 -
thedovahmon✭✭✭✭thedovahmon wrote: »"Joffnirr Ladylegs" Not so much the name itself (Which is still pretty dang weird) but the Toon it was attached to.
They were a Beefy Male Nord of the Dominion with Vilja's hairstyle and was wearing the Egg-Sister Bias-Cut Casual Wear...I could not make this up if I tried.
To add to this, I ended up being able to take this screenshot by chance where Joffnirr ran towards me right as the assassin personality started pulling out the dagger.
If it weren't for the UI this would've been a pretty hilarious example of "Back Satan!""Voted most likely to reply with a reaction image. According to the Mournhold High School Yearbook."3 -
CassandraGemini✭✭✭✭✭
✭Girl_Number8 wrote: »Heals Dead People was one I saw that made me laugh. Especially because they were laying there dead.
Are you on PS4 EU by any chance? @Girl_Number8 Because I was just going to say that two of my guild mates have toons with the nice names of Heals Dead People and Tanks Your Mommy. Also I've seen a Nord named Jordis Gusting which I found pretty funny, and a whole lot of awesome german names that I probably can't translate really well.
Weg da bin Arzt (an Argonian healer, something along the lines of "Out of the Way I'm a Doctor", which sounds... much less awesome in english XD)
Gerüst aus Thunfisch (a Khajiit, translates to something like "frame made from tuna")
Don-R-Wetter (which I couldn't translate to save my life, sorry
) This poor little Bosmer stealth passive had passionate friends and a big loving family!1 -
Wolfkeks✭✭✭✭✭
✭Slips-On-Banana-Peels (Pact soldier, likes to zip the ad warriors with her staff)
Right-Behind-You (the assassin)
Paws-In-Your-Pocket (never stole a thing on her life!)
Parties-Too-Much (Drunk argonian healer)
EU PC 2000+ CP professional mudballer and pie thrower"Sheggorath, you are the Skooma Cat, for what is crazier than a cat on skooma?" - FadomaiFormer Emperor, Grand Overlord, vAA hm, vHelRa hm, vSO hm, vMoL hm, vHoF hm, vAS+2, vCR+3, vSS hm, vKA, vRG, Flawless Conquerer, Spirit Slayer2 -
thedovahmon✭✭✭✭Slips-On-Banana-Peels (Pact soldier, likes to zip the ad warriors with her staff)
Right-Behind-You (the assassin)
Paws-In-Your-Pocket (never stole a thing on her life!)
Parties-Too-Much (Drunk argonian healer)
That second one though
"Voted most likely to reply with a reaction image. According to the Mournhold High School Yearbook."0 -
bongtokin420insd16✭✭✭✭Any red vs blue fans?
My imperial DK is small, tiny, and not at all scary. I named her Shelagh the tank......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e9Jb8lpQH0
Kaz_Wastelander PS4NA1 -
highkingnm✭✭✭✭My proudest name, just because I can't believe it wasn't yet taken, had to be my Argonian tank Inserts-Name-Here. Other ones I have that I like is Cries-In-Corners and Posterior of the Rear. The latter once PUGed with Winds-From-Behind and that was a fart joke goldmine.0 -
Michae✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭An Argonian named Wears-Women's-Clothing, kinda self explanatory.
Much more lore friendly but still with a tribute of sorts, a one-eyed Breton knight called Detritus Fortesque. Could be a relative of a certain Sir Daniel.Edited by Michae on March 11, 2019 10:41AM"I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
―Sotha Sil
@Michae PC/EU1
