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does ESO need toilets

volkeswagon
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we have bathtubs and showers. We need real sittable toilets. Perhaps a Clockwork water closet to match the shower stall or a porcelain potty to match the Hlaalu tub. Am I right?
Edited by volkeswagon on August 6, 2020 2:37AM

does ESO need toilets 65 votes

yes. Need Toilets
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Iruil_ESOSpell-SlingertechnohicTanadrielLegolessLarianaAboKorHu-RikanFreakin_HytteLadyNalcaryaDojohodavestahlslogarifmikFroilvolkeswagonChryseiaLaughingGremlinCMDR_Un1k0rnYe_Olde_Crowekaisernick 23 votes
No. I don't go.
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GilvothixieRadianceidkAjaxandrielElsonsoLonestryderbayushi2005CaffeinatedMayhemSilverBridekargen27AsdaraCillion3117AkrasjelWreckfulAbandonHämähäkkiDelphiniaTheImperfectThannazzarSickleCider 42 votes
  • newtinmpls
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    I won't tell you what a few of the Alinor fountains make me think of ....
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • YoshiPikachu
    No. I don't go.
    In the Elder Scrolls world of Nirn people use basins and buckets. Just like people in real life use to hundreds of years ago.
    Edited by YoshiPikachu on August 6, 2020 2:54PM
  • katanagirl1
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    No. I don't go.
    Emphatically no on toilets.

    It’s not “No, I don’t go.”

    They do not exist anywhere in the game. There is no indoor plumbing in Tamriel.

    There are no sinks with running water or showers either.
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  • Hippie4927
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    No. I don't go.
    Not because 'I don't go' but there is no need for toilets in Tamriel. Everyone has a chamber pot in their pocket.
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  • vestahls
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    yes. Need Toilets
    Toilets are a thing in the real world, so why shouldn't they also be a thing in the game too? We need it for RP purposes.
    We have dragons and magical things, why not plumbing too? :)
    Edited by vestahls on August 6, 2020 7:29AM
    “He is even worse than a n'wah. He is - may Vivec forgive me for uttering this word - a Hlaalu.”
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    simple as
  • Hämähäkki
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    No. I don't go.
    Real heroes don't pee
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  • colossalvoids
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    No. I don't go.
    University of Aldmeri Propriety's studies were showing that 75% of Skywatch population are happy to use buckets, digged holes or general environment for this matter so construction of such a device seemed unappealing and a gold loss not even talking about losing time scrying dreamsleeve for an appropriate design solution.
  • kargen27
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    No. I don't go.
    I'm not sure any of my characters have the necessary... well you know where this is going.

    Also explains why there are no children.
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • VaranisArano
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    For some reason, Kari doesn't appreciate me bringing a bunch of these home to the Thieves Guild cistern...
  • technohic
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    yes. Need Toilets
    Yes! Not just for decoration but it should be a signal that food and drink buffs are about out as your characters starts to dance around and groan until you use the toilet and then you can eat or drink again.

    No more "food check" calls needed. Your character obviously stopped to take a dump already.
  • Veinblood1965
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    I seriously have seen it all now, what's next codpieces?

    Edited by Veinblood1965 on August 6, 2020 1:15PM
  • Ye_Olde_Crowe
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    yes. Need Toilets
    Well, if the ESO house has enough space, I always build a toilet (if not, a pot will have to do).

    My ESO toilets range from 'the' Alinor fountain (looks more like a ***, but you get the gist) to wooden boxes, from giant clams (that, when open, look like filled-to-the-brim honey buckets... shudder) to Daedric thrones with half-sunk soup pots.
    PC EU.

    =primarily PvH (Player vs. House)=
  • TheImperfect
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    No. I don't go.
    Emphatically no on toilets.

    It’s not “No, I don’t go.”

    They do not exist anywhere in the game. There is no indoor plumbing in Tamriel.

    There are no sinks with running water or showers either.

    Agreed, yet there are sewers, makes the mind boggle. I don't use toilets in my homes, just buckets, pots or magicka users have their own methods.
  • TheImperfect
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    No. I don't go.
    I seriously have seen it all now, what's next codpieces?

    Much needed :D
  • volkeswagon
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    yes. Need Toilets
    I seriously have seen it all now, what's next codpieces?

    What are codpieces besides pieces of cod
  • kargen27
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    No. I don't go.
    I seriously have seen it all now, what's next codpieces?

    What are codpieces besides pieces of cod

    A quick hint. When you are being t-bagged you get to see a cod piece up close like.
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Reverb
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    Chryseia wrote: »
    I thought we already had toilets?

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    Is that toilet seat made out of polished ivory? I thought we were all in agreement about what those are for.
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  • katanagirl1
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    No. I don't go.
    mrsrobot wrote: »
    Emphatically no on toilets.

    It’s not “No, I don’t go.”

    They do not exist anywhere in the game. There is no indoor plumbing in Tamriel.

    There are no sinks with running water or showers either.

    Agreed, yet there are sewers, makes the mind boggle. I don't use toilets in my homes, just buckets, pots or magicka users have their own methods.

    In medieval times people dumped their chamber pots out in the street so maybe that’s why the game has sewers, to wash away the runoff, lol
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  • Syldras
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    No. I don't go.
    mrsrobot wrote: »
    I don't use toilets in my homes, just buckets, pots or magicka users have their own methods.

    I'm sure magicka users use pots/buckets too. They just teleport the content to some disliked neighbour. Or maybe they empty the bucket into a magical portal ;)

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  • SickleCider
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    No. I don't go.
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  • volkeswagon
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    yes. Need Toilets
    Chryseia wrote: »
    I thought we already had toilets?

    93j55h7kltoo.png

    Omg. What pieces do I need to make that?
  • Ajaxandriel
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    No. I don't go.
    Chryseia wrote: »
    @volkeswagon um lets see if I can remember...

    6 ivory, polished
    1 alinor bowl, stemmed limestone
    1 breton urn, striated
    1 daedric drinking bowl, ritual
    2 breton vase, ceramic
    1 indoril footlocker, fortified
    1 redoran tray, floral
    1 clockwork crank, miniature

    Our toilets, here in the empire of the sunset, are definitely elaborate. They are made of the finest materials and some are enchanted with advanced features you won't see on the continent, such as magickal health and stamina level displays, deodorizing and musicbox.
    However, they are usually placed in remote special washrooms you won't see when you visit someone's estate.
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  • volkeswagon
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    yes. Need Toilets
    sadly the community has spoken. Chamber pots it is
  • katanagirl1
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    No. I don't go.
    sadly the community has spoken. Chamber pots it is

    People in housing really seem to get into making these elaborate modern bathrooms. I just don’t get it myself.

    I’m not saying people shouldn’t make them if that’s their thing, just don’t expect to find them in my houses. I want my houses to look authentic to the time period.
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  • Radiance
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    No. I don't go.
    I think the only ones modern enough to even have toilets would be maybe the Altmer which have fountains that resemble bidets and the Dwemer but half of them are literal cyborgs and legitimately not sure if they even need toilets.
  • Syldras
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    No. I don't go.
    Radiance wrote: »
    I think the only ones modern enough to even have toilets would be maybe the Altmer which have fountains that resemble bidets and the Dwemer but half of them are literal cyborgs and legitimately not sure if they even need toilets.

    How many living Dwemer have you seen?
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  • Freakin_Hytte
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    yes. Need Toilets
    I've made my own toilet, even got some reading material where you can read about different cheese in tamriel while doing number two.
  • Legoless
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    yes. Need Toilets
    It's time to make toilets canon.
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