does ESO need toilets

volkeswagon

we have bathtubs and showers. We need real sittable toilets. Perhaps a Clockwork water closet to match the shower stall or a porcelain potty to match the Hlaalu tub. Am I right?

newtinmpls

I won't tell you what a few of the Alinor fountains make me think of ....

YoshiPikachu

No. I don't go.

In the Elder Scrolls world of Nirn people use basins and buckets. Just like people in real life use to hundreds of years ago.

katanagirl1

No. I don't go.

Emphatically no on toilets.

It’s not “No, I don’t go.”

They do not exist anywhere in the game. There is no indoor plumbing in Tamriel.

There are no sinks with running water or showers either.

Hippie4927

No. I don't go.

Not because 'I don't go' but there is no need for toilets in Tamriel. Everyone has a chamber pot in their pocket.

vestahls

yes. Need Toilets

Toilets are a thing in the real world, so why shouldn't they also be a thing in the game too? We need it for RP purposes.
We have dragons and magical things, why not plumbing too?

Hämähäkki

No. I don't go.

Real heroes don't pee

colossalvoids

No. I don't go.

University of Aldmeri Propriety's studies were showing that 75% of Skywatch population are happy to use buckets, digged holes or general environment for this matter so construction of such a device seemed unappealing and a gold loss not even talking about losing time scrying dreamsleeve for an appropriate design solution.

kargen27

No. I don't go.

I'm not sure any of my characters have the necessary... well you know where this is going.

Also explains why there are no children.

VaranisArano

For some reason, Kari doesn't appreciate me bringing a bunch of these home to the Thieves Guild cistern...

technohic

yes. Need Toilets

Yes! Not just for decoration but it should be a signal that food and drink buffs are about out as your characters starts to dance around and groan until you use the toilet and then you can eat or drink again.

No more "food check" calls needed. Your character obviously stopped to take a dump already.

Veinblood1965

I seriously have seen it all now, what's next codpieces?

Ye_Olde_Crowe

yes. Need Toilets

Well, if the ESO house has enough space, I always build a toilet (if not, a pot will have to do).

My ESO toilets range from 'the' Alinor fountain (looks more like a ***, but you get the gist) to wooden boxes, from giant clams (that, when open, look like filled-to-the-brim honey buckets... shudder) to Daedric thrones with half-sunk soup pots.

TheImperfect

No. I don't go.

katanagirl1 wrote: »

Emphatically no on toilets.

It’s not “No, I don’t go.”

They do not exist anywhere in the game. There is no indoor plumbing in Tamriel.

There are no sinks with running water or showers either.

Agreed, yet there are sewers, makes the mind boggle. I don't use toilets in my homes, just buckets, pots or magicka users have their own methods.

TheImperfect

No. I don't go.

Veinblood1965 wrote: »

I seriously have seen it all now, what's next codpieces?

Much needed

volkeswagon

yes. Need Toilets

Veinblood1965 wrote: »

I seriously have seen it all now, what's next codpieces?

What are codpieces besides pieces of cod

kargen27

No. I don't go.

volkeswagon wrote: »

Veinblood1965 wrote: »

I seriously have seen it all now, what's next codpieces?

What are codpieces besides pieces of cod

A quick hint. When you are being t-bagged you get to see a cod piece up close like.

Chryseia

yes. Need Toilets

I thought we already had toilets?

Reverb

Chryseia wrote: »

I thought we already had toilets?

Is that toilet seat made out of polished ivory? I thought we were all in agreement about what those are for.

katanagirl1

No. I don't go.

mrsrobot wrote: »

katanagirl1 wrote: »

Emphatically no on toilets.

It’s not “No, I don’t go.”

They do not exist anywhere in the game. There is no indoor plumbing in Tamriel.

There are no sinks with running water or showers either.

Agreed, yet there are sewers, makes the mind boggle. I don't use toilets in my homes, just buckets, pots or magicka users have their own methods.

In medieval times people dumped their chamber pots out in the street so maybe that’s why the game has sewers, to wash away the runoff, lol

Syldras

No. I don't go.

mrsrobot wrote: »

I don't use toilets in my homes, just buckets, pots or magicka users have their own methods.

I'm sure magicka users use pots/buckets too. They just teleport the content to some disliked neighbour. Or maybe they empty the bucket into a magical portal

SickleCider

No. I don't go.

volkeswagon

yes. Need Toilets

Chryseia wrote: »

I thought we already had toilets?

Omg. What pieces do I need to make that?

Chryseia

yes. Need Toilets

@volkeswagon um lets see if I can remember...

6 ivory, polished
1 alinor bowl, stemmed limestone
1 breton urn, striated
1 daedric drinking bowl, ritual
2 breton vase, ceramic
1 indoril footlocker, fortified
1 redoran tray, floral
1 clockwork crank, miniature

Ajaxandriel

No. I don't go.

Chryseia wrote: »

@volkeswagon um lets see if I can remember...

6 ivory, polished
1 alinor bowl, stemmed limestone
1 breton urn, striated
1 daedric drinking bowl, ritual
2 breton vase, ceramic
1 indoril footlocker, fortified
1 redoran tray, floral
1 clockwork crank, miniature

Our toilets, here in the empire of the sunset, are definitely elaborate. They are made of the finest materials and some are enchanted with advanced features you won't see on the continent, such as magickal health and stamina level displays, deodorizing and musicbox.
However, they are usually placed in remote special washrooms you won't see when you visit someone's estate.

volkeswagon

yes. Need Toilets

sadly the community has spoken. Chamber pots it is

katanagirl1

No. I don't go.

volkeswagon wrote: »

sadly the community has spoken. Chamber pots it is

People in housing really seem to get into making these elaborate modern bathrooms. I just don’t get it myself.

I’m not saying people shouldn’t make them if that’s their thing, just don’t expect to find them in my houses. I want my houses to look authentic to the time period.

Radiance

No. I don't go.

I think the only ones modern enough to even have toilets would be maybe the Altmer which have fountains that resemble bidets and the Dwemer but half of them are literal cyborgs and legitimately not sure if they even need toilets.

Syldras

No. I don't go.

Radiance wrote: »

I think the only ones modern enough to even have toilets would be maybe the Altmer which have fountains that resemble bidets and the Dwemer but half of them are literal cyborgs and legitimately not sure if they even need toilets.

How many living Dwemer have you seen?

Freakin_Hytte

yes. Need Toilets

I've made my own toilet, even got some reading material where you can read about different cheese in tamriel while doing number two.

Legoless

yes. Need Toilets

It's time to make toilets canon.