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Toilets In Tamriel

Sylianwe
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There are none! Not the fancy ones at least.

Are you tired of peeing behind the bushes, only to have a mudcrab bite your precious bits? Doing those long Veteran Dungeons and not finding a place to relieve yourself so you just tell your team you'll be right back, and there you are, crouching in a corner.

Well, fear no more citizens! I have build one. And, it is functional.

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  • dazee
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    Next we need to invent refrigerators.
    Playing your character the way your character should play is all that matters. Play as well as you can but never betray the character. Doing so would make playing an mmoRPG pointless.
  • Bergzorn
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    I'd give you an awesome, but it looks like you are shitting on a plate. That's over the line for me.
    no CP PvP PC/EU

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  • Peacatcher
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    My toilet has a dwarves cog in exactly the same place. You can also make a flush chain with a piece of ivory and the daedric chain that drops from dolmens :)
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  • Ye_Olde_Crowe
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    Oh, such a fine topic! I'll post some of my ESO toilets when I get back home :). Though in most of my houses, the inhabitants will have to seek a bush to do what has to be done.
    PC EU.

    =primarily PvH (Player vs. House)=
  • KhajiitFelix
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    I still need my microwave and a toaster
  • fierackas
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    Funnily enough I was seeking inspiration for a creating a toilet in a few of my homes so if people can share more pics that would be great :)
  • Azurya
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    Malfoy wrote: »
    There are none! Not the fancy ones at least.

    Are you tired of peeing behind the bushes, only to have a mudcrab bite your precious bits? Doing those long Veteran Dungeons and not finding a place to relieve yourself so you just tell your team you'll be right back, and there you are, crouching in a corner.

    Well, fear no more citizens! I have build one. And, it is functional.

    you pee on a plate??
    where do you live RL???
  • Nestor
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    There are toilets in Murkmire. First town you get to, main building, near entrance on the right side
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  • SantieClaws
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    Khajiit has a daedric throne installed at Castle Claws for this very purpose.

    Equivalent facilities exist at most of the homes and businesses of this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

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  • frostz417
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    Nerf toilets
  • Ye_Olde_Crowe
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    Okay, so here we go!
    1) Magnifico's toilet, sink and bathtub:
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    2) Linchal's toilet and sink (there's a tub, too, but it's in another part of the room):
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    3) Observatory's sink and toilet - the tub is not in the pic. The toilet is (as you may notice) a giant sea shell... but you can open and close it! It just looks a little ... full ...
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    4) and finally, Snowglobe's toilet - or rather, toilet hut. I didn't find a room to place a toilet in, so I built a hut in the yard. You will notice the huuuge picture on its side: Well, it might be fun to grab a few cushions, sit on the wooden ramp and pretend it's some kind of open air movie theater! Especially when your banker is occupying the hut for hours and you're in a queue outside.
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    Front view:
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    And because it's so cold and snowy and icy outside, there has to be a warm oven inside:
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    Yeah, right, it's pretty ... full ... as well.
    PC EU.

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  • reoskit
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    The no-pants part of the screenshots, tho. Lololol.
  • SirAndy
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    Malfoy wrote: »
    Toilets In Tamriel. There are none!

    That's what the buckets are for, them are the less fancy version of chamber pots.

    And at least one NPC even wears a chamber pot as a helmet ...
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  • Grimm13
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    Khajiit has a daedric throne installed at Castle Claws for this very purpose.

    Equivalent facilities exist at most of the homes and businesses of this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

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    The Throne Room

    Khajiit toilet, gives new meaning to sandbox games.
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  • SantieClaws
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    Grimm13 wrote: »
    Khajiit has a daedric throne installed at Castle Claws for this very purpose.

    Equivalent facilities exist at most of the homes and businesses of this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

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    The Throne Room

    Khajiit toilet, gives new meaning to sandbox games.

    Oh we use those too yes. Whatever is nearest when nature she call us!

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
  • Sturmfaenger
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    I used a combination of dwemer/clockwork technology for my toilet in the basement of Ald Velothi Harbour House:

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    Edit:
    dazee wrote: »
    Next we need to invent refrigerators.
    That, too^^
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    Edited by Sturmfaenger on May 9, 2019 2:54PM
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  • Casul
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    These toilets take more time to make then most of the things I've seen in the crown store lately.
    PvP needs more love.
  • Chufu
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    The orc is very impressed by everyone's toilets.

    He just found out as well, that he should build one too soon, otherwise the little pool will never recover...
  • paulychan
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    My toons just R Kelly npc's
  • LadyVaJedi
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    Khajiit has a daedric throne installed at Castle Claws for this very purpose.

    Equivalent facilities exist at most of the homes and businesses of this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

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    The Throne Room

    I thought kitties used litter boxes
  • Tigerseye
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    I just assume that this is the era of using a bucket, or chamber pot under the bed (the clawfooted ones would work) and then chucking it out of an overhanging upper window onto unsuspecting passers by...?
  • Thrawniel
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    Alinor technologies here - keeping it fresh!

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    Also, Hlaalu people make some fine chamberpots for when you do not want to stray far from warm bed at night.

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    And, ofc, M'aiq speaks words of wisdom. As always!

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    Edited by Thrawniel on May 9, 2019 3:15AM
  • lientier
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    I think this works also
    PC-EU @lientier
  • R_K
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    I mean, I know you are all thinking it. Clearly, the Assembly General is not just another pretty face...

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  • Sir Tanks a lot
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    R_K wrote: »
    I mean, I know you are all thinking it. Clearly, the Assembly General is not just another pretty face...

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    LOL
  • wishlist14
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    Love the toilet paper scroll.....very eso :D
  • KillsAllElves
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    Im looking at this on my phone while taking a ***.
  • swankery
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  • ZAD1ST
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    dazee wrote: »
    Next we need to invent refrigerators.

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    This is my attempt at a sub zero

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