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Toilets In Tamriel

Malfoy
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There are none! Not the fancy ones at least.

Are you tired of peeing behind the bushes, only to have a mudcrab bite your precious bits? Doing those long Veteran Dungeons and not finding a place to relieve yourself so you just tell your team you'll be right back, and there you are, crouching in a corner.

Well, fear no more citizens! I have build one. And, it is functional.

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  • Peacatcher
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    My toilet has a dwarves cog in exactly the same place. You can also make a flush chain with a piece of ivory and the daedric chain that drops from dolmens :)
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  • Ye_Olde_Crowe
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    Oh, such a fine topic! I'll post some of my ESO toilets when I get back home :). Though in most of my houses, the inhabitants will have to seek a bush to do what has to be done.
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  • KhajiitFelix
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    I still need my microwave and a toaster
  • fierackas
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    Funnily enough I was seeking inspiration for a creating a toilet in a few of my homes so if people can share more pics that would be great :)
  • Azurya
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    Malfoy wrote: »
    There are none! Not the fancy ones at least.

    Are you tired of peeing behind the bushes, only to have a mudcrab bite your precious bits? Doing those long Veteran Dungeons and not finding a place to relieve yourself so you just tell your team you'll be right back, and there you are, crouching in a corner.

    Well, fear no more citizens! I have build one. And, it is functional.

    you pee on a plate??
    where do you live RL???
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  • Nestor
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    There are toilets in Murkmire. First town you get to, main building, near entrance on the right side
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  • frostz417
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    Nerf toilets
  • reoskit
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    The no-pants part of the screenshots, tho. Lololol.
  • SirAndy
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    Malfoy wrote: »
    Toilets In Tamriel. There are none!

    That's what the buckets are for, them are the less fancy version of chamber pots.

    And at least one NPC even wears a chamber pot as a helmet ...
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  • Grimm13
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    Khajiit has a daedric throne installed at Castle Claws for this very purpose.

    Equivalent facilities exist at most of the homes and businesses of this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

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    The Throne Room

    Khajiit toilet, gives new meaning to sandbox games.
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  • SantieClaws
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    Grimm13 wrote: »
    Khajiit has a daedric throne installed at Castle Claws for this very purpose.

    Equivalent facilities exist at most of the homes and businesses of this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

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    The Throne Room

    Khajiit toilet, gives new meaning to sandbox games.

    Oh we use those too yes. Whatever is nearest when nature she call us!

    Yours with paws
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  • BuildMan
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    These toilets take more time to make then most of the things I've seen in the crown store lately.
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  • paulychan
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    My toons just R Kelly npc's
  • LadyVaJedi
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    Khajiit has a daedric throne installed at Castle Claws for this very purpose.

    Equivalent facilities exist at most of the homes and businesses of this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

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    The Throne Room

    I thought kitties used litter boxes
  • Tigerseye
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    I just assume that this is the era of using a bucket, or chamber pot under the bed (the clawfooted ones would work) and then chucking it out of an overhanging upper window onto unsuspecting passers by...?
  • lientier
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    I think this works also
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  • Sir Tanks a lot
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    R_K wrote: »
    I mean, I know you are all thinking it. Clearly, the Assembly General is not just another pretty face...

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    LOL
  • wishlist14
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    Love the toilet paper scroll.....very eso :D
  • KillsAllElves
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    Im looking at this on my phone while taking a ***.
  • ZAD1ST
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    dazee wrote: »
    Next we need to invent refrigerators.

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    This is my attempt at a sub zero

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