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Absolutely weird/ hilarious Character names

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The_Camper
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I always had this weird obsession over making characters with comical, lore-breaking, oddly satisfying and sometimes cringy names. What are the most hilarious or comically weird character names that you have created or encountered during your tamriel adventures?
  • The_Camper
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    Some of my chars:

    Netflix-and-Heal (argonian templar healer)
    Not a Pact spy (a DC pvp nightblade)
    Flammenwerfer (Dunmer magDK)
    Dragon mybowlz all Knight (stamdk)
    Neck Romancer (magsorc with lich personality)
    Edited by The_Camper on September 27, 2018 11:26AM
  • Everstorm
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    The_Camper wrote: »
    Some of my chars:

    Netflix-and-Heal (argonian templar healer)
    Not a Pact spy (a DC pvp nightblade)
    Flammenwerfer (Dunmer magDK)
    Dragon mybowlz all Knight (stamdk)
    Neck Romancer (magsorc with lich personality)

    You can't argue taste but if it was up to me I would have banned your account long ago. 😉
  • JamieAubrey
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    Some I've had/have

    Molag's Left Bal
    Molag's Right Bal
    Tail-or-Swift
    Growls-at-the-Badger ( my best one )
    Streaks into Load Screens
    Came in like a Wrecking Blow
    Warden Antivirus
    Edited by JamieAubrey on September 27, 2018 11:34AM
  • Reistr_the_Unbroken
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    One of my friends Argonian is named nut buster extraordinaire I think, but she hasn’t been on the game in a while so idk if it’s still named that
    Edited by Reistr_the_Unbroken on September 27, 2018 11:36AM
  • mague
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    LOL cant cope with Molag or Kentucky !
    The name of my imperial DK is Versus Da'Pad because i leveled him to learn the gamepad. Not exactly Lorebreaking ;)
    Edited by mague on September 27, 2018 11:38AM
  • kind_hero
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    Some that I saw and found funny:

    Not a Covenant Spy

    Simply Walks into Mordor

    Virginia Everyhole

    :)
    [PC/EU] Playing since the beta
  • Reistr_the_Unbroken
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    kind_hero wrote: »
    Some that I saw and found funny:

    Not a Covenant Spy

    Simply Walks into Mordor

    Virginia Everyhole

    :)
    Simply walks into Mordor is now my favorite name
  • Aurielle
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    I like my Orc’s name... Malignant gra-Nuloma. It’s both a medical joke and a lore joke. :) Female Orcs get the prefix “gra” before their family name. And a malignant granuloma is an old term for a rare disease of the nose. Orc noses often look amusing, so...

    (I’m a nerd.)
  • freespirit
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    My names are usually pretty boring but I have three I quite like.......

    Repairz n Healz - because one day she will be Emperor just by doing that >:)

    Easily Distracted - because anyone who knows me, knows this to be oh so true :p

    Leggy Lass - made after a recent Lord of the Rings binge and ofc she has impossibly long legs :)
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • albesca
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    Aurielle wrote: »
    (I’m a nerd.)

    True, but an awesome one.
    PC EU

    Khajiit has no time for you
  • RDMyers65b14_ESO
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    I had one once who was the Busty Argonian Maid.

    But I have one that I play most of the time. Rayles Glademist, and yes, she is a Warden. (For those who don't know, Fort Rayles, Fort Glademist, and Fort Warden are the DC trikeeps.)
  • Runschei
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    I like my healer 'I Touch My Elf'
  • huntgod_ESO
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    Only comedic ones I have are:

    Dragonknight named Gandalf the Barbarian

    and my PVP toon,

    Warden Phil Mcgroin
    --- HuntGod ---
    Officer of the Unrepentant
    www.unrepentantgaming.com
  • Tan9oSuccka
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    My favorites that I’ve seen are Molag Bill, Faps-in-Shadows and Fat Stibbons.
  • Pink_E_808
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    My Khajiit is named Madam Pussaud, a play on the famous wax artist I'm sure most know of. I just made a Wood Elf named Chard O'Naynay. She's modeled after one of my co-workers who had forgotten how to spell chardonnay one day and wrote chardonaynay instead. This happened at the end of a 60 hour work week for me and I found it so funny, I laughed until I cried, then vowed I would create a char in her likeness with that name.
  • Koolio
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    ***-that-Cripples Argo NB
    All-Hail-Front-Tail Argo Templar
    Deshaan James Redguard Dk
    Birdman Redguard Warden

    Can’t even write the name on here lol.

    Chest area that rhymes with cripple
    Edited by Koolio on September 27, 2018 3:05PM
  • Volckodav
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    for the french reader here are some of mine:
    • Jean pale, stamplar of course
    • Ek Orc Cheur, stamwarden orc
  • Lieblingsjunge
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    "Lieblingsjunge"
    Referring to a boy. I ain't no boy. Hence the weirdness.

    Also, my NB had to be renamed when she was changed into an argonian. "Fail-With-Tail" in double-meaning. Also "Your Face" my healer-warden.

    My DK "The Dominatrìx" because whips and chains, duh-uh.
    Ignorance is the greatest weapon of tyranny.
    PC - EU.
    Lieblingsjunge(AD) - Racechanged Argonian :< | AR 50 - No double AP or Bleakers involved |
    Sits-On-Cacti(DC) - Problem?
    Fail-With-Tail(AD) - Healing Springs-spammer :<
    Tiny Liebs(EP) - Very Tiny. Also heals.
    Lieblingsmädchen(DC) - Magplar is love.
    The Dominàtrix(AD) - Chains, whip, whip, whip.
    Fluffy Furball Kitten(DC) - Kittycat, meow.
    Your Face(EP) - People make bad jokes about my name =(
    Liebs-With-Trees(AD) - Male argo with a big tail :>

    Officer/Sandwitch of Zerg Squad
    My title: The Maneater, Destroyer of Maneuvers, Bane of Potatoes, she who devours them, The Black Hole, the humorless, first of her name.
  • red_emu
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    My favourite, zone salt spamming char:

    Your-Ex (stamNB)

    Just because it looks good on death recaps and when the game tells you "your ex wants to reassurect you" "nah, thanks, I'm better dead - declined"
    PC - EU:
    Falathren Noctis - AD MagNecro
    Falathren - AD StamSorc
    Falathren Eryndaer - AD StamDen
    Falathren Irimion - AD MagPlar
    Talagan Falathren - AD StamDK
    Falathren Infernis - AD MagDK
    Your-Ex - AD MagBlade
  • Chicharron
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    i like my Lizzard names:

    Band-Aid
    Be-Bop-A-Lula
  • Tryxus
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    A couple of joke chars I had:

    - Smiles-Like-Trollface (Argonian MagPlar with a huge smile)
    - Grabhar Gra-Bulbutt (Orc Templar)
    - Alice in Wardenland
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • General_Zeranth
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    I have none of my own that are funny or silly cause I like lore stuff too much but this thread made me giggle. <3
    Xbox - NA

    Self confessed Master Angler title chaser.

    Titles Earned: 10/∞
  • Ardan147
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    Covfefe the Magnificent
    Joel Osteenk

    I know that somewhere on the PC NA server there's a toon named "Talks -to-Self" running around, because when I tried to name my Argonian warden that, it said that name was already in use.
    This creature called a songbird. What a devious creation! This winged nuisance erodes sanity with its incessant chirping. What a brilliant form of torture!
  • Ertosi
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    Argonians are always the most fun to play with... Mine are Tanks-for-Nothing and Tickles-your-Fancy.

    Oh, for the Summerfall event when I visited the EU server, I wanted the locals to know I was an American tourist so I named my Argonian there Always-Wears-Flip-Flops. I made him grossly overweight with a huge smile on his face, and dressed him really shabby. Got a lot of funny whispers on him including lots of other tourist faux pas suggestions!

    My favorite I've seen others with was an Argonian named Breaks-your-Immersion and an orc named King Kurog's Stunt Double who was running around jumping and tumbling everywhere.
    PC NA @Ertosi
    ♠♦ My Team ♥♣
    Goan – Jabsplar [Grand Master Crafter, Master Angler, Tamriel Hero, Explorer]
    Dru – Stamplar
    Tickles – Healplar
    Dixie – Magplar
    Figs – Stamblade Sneakthief [Master Thief]
    Sir Price – Stamblade Bow Ganker [Daedric Lord Slayer]
    Maya – Stamblade Speedster
    Ahmed – Magblade Bomber
    Balzar – StamSorc Blitzer
    Winnie – PetSorc Thunder Mage
    Tanks – StamDK Tank
    Mona – MagDK Fire Mage
    Dawn – HPDK
    Bearly – Stamden Tank
    Ivana – Magden Ice Mage

    ☠ CP 950+ ☠
    ♌ DC Loyalist ♌
    ✄ Grand Master Crafter
    No new crafting or game systems for 2019? "Season of the Dragon" would be better named "The Year of no New Major Features"
    https://i.imgur.com/TPscgS9.jpg to see major features of the last few years compared.
    https://i.imgur.com/X8qY0gP.jpg to see a detailed comparison of this year's Q1 to the last two Q1s.
    https://i.imgur.com/4z71cK8.jpg to see a detailed comparison of each years' first two quarters combined.
    https://i.imgur.com/jrHe5h8.jpg to see a projected comparison of the full years and what 2019's Q4 will need to catch up.
    Unsubbed January 15th, 2019 due to the lack of any new substantial features shown to be coming in 2019.
  • Mayrael
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    It's not mine but I've seen once a NB with nick "A fart in the dark" <3
    "We are currently investigating connection issues some players are having on the European megaservers. We will update as new information becomes available."
    — They always claim they’re “investigating” the causes, but in reality they’re just waiting until the PC EU players go to bed. Once that happens, you can suddenly log in again and they happily mark the issue as Fixed.
  • laksikus
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    one of the most cancerous names i encountered was


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    and he is on my friendslist. so everytime he relogs on this char my eyes start bleeding
  • vometia
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    Probably not terribly imaginative, but my difficult to name wood elf ended up being called Laewnmowir. Mainly as I was listening to Lawnmower Deth at the time (I hasten to add that I'm not a metal head, I just find them randomly amusing).
  • LiquidSchwartz
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    My warden looks like Mr. Lahey from trailer park boys and his name is “drinkypoo”
    The rest of my toons have meaningful names to me.
    May the Schwartz be with you.
    EP/XB1/NA

  • lecarcajou_ESO
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    I have a human Nightblade named Arnold the Annihilator. Even got him to look like Conan!
    "Morally Decentralized."
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    banana brain - high elf magicka sorc
    wasted potential -orc stamdk
    good for nothing - orc stamnb
    thing with five eyes - argoninan stamden
    generic tomato -dark elf mdk
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