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  • Michae
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    Can I call you Steve?
    "I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
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  • Saucy_Jack
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    Michae wrote: »
    Can I call you Steve?

    I am known by many names.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co3ygE6H7PU
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  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Should we let this thread die to give you some rest, or keep it alive at your own risk ?

  • Saucy_Jack
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    anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »
    Should we let this thread die to give you some rest, or keep it alive at your own risk ?

    3f3o8h.jpg
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  • Rungar
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    are you even more saucy when you drink?
    Old Rungar always gives what's needed.

    Current ideas for ESO improvement


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  • Saucy_Jack
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    Rungar wrote: »
    are you even more saucy when you drink?

    Well, for 99.9999% of the time, if I'm drinking anything, it's sweet, delicious coffee, i.e. ambrosia. So if by "saucy" you mean "lucid" or "aware of my surroundings", then yes, much more saucy.
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  • Eruceninde
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    Will Finedrin ever be set free?
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Eruceninde wrote: »
    Will Finedrin ever be set free?

    At such time as he shows proper repentance.
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  • Lady_Linux
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    Saucy Jack, is stadia plural for stadium? How can anyone play ESO while in more than one place at the same time? Does breaking the laws of physics violate the TOS or EULA?
    I simply must protest. There are no Penguin avatars for me to use in the forums.

    BTW, I use arch too
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Lady_Linux wrote: »
    Saucy Jack, is stadia plural for stadium?
    No, "stadiums" is plural for stadium. However, "stadia" is plural for "stadiums", if you have multiple bunches of them.
    Lady_Linux wrote: »
    How can anyone play ESO while in more than one place at the same time?
    Very quantum-entangledly.
    Lady_Linux wrote: »
    Does breaking the laws of physics violate the TOS or EULA?
    Just as long as you're not using macros!
    Edited by Saucy_Jack on November 3, 2019 1:08AM
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  • Banana
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    Saw ya ingame today. Ive been wearing the same outfit for a while too.
  • Klaryn
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    You threw pie at me last night. I'd like you to know that interaction made my whole year so far and I've excitedly told everyone I know about it.
  • D0PAMINE
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    Are you 50% Saucy and 50% Jack?
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Klaryn wrote: »
    You threw pie at me last night. I'd like you to know that interaction made my whole year so far and I've excitedly told everyone I know about it.
    This is not a question, but I will make an exception here, as any celebration of pie or Pie King is a valid comment in any thread, ever. ;)
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  • Saucy_Jack
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    D0PAMINE wrote: »
    Are you 50% Saucy and 50% Jack?
    I am 55.55555% Saucy and 44.444444% Jack, by character count, unless you're pedantic, in which case I'm exactly 50% Saucy, 10% space, and 40% Jack.
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  • max_only
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    Pie is filling that space I bet.
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
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  • Chicharron
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    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    Chicharron wrote: »
    As an ESO player.

    What can I do to make the Astros win the World Series?

    I have ·$500 in that.

    The Psijics know a great deal about astral projection; it's just a hop, skip and a jump to Astros projection.

    it didn't work, you have won a sworn enemy.
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Chicharron wrote: »
    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    Chicharron wrote: »
    As an ESO player.

    What can I do to make the Astros win the World Series?

    I have ·$500 in that.

    The Psijics know a great deal about astral projection; it's just a hop, skip and a jump to Astros projection.

    it didn't work, you have won a sworn enemy.

    Granted, the Psijics have said time and time again they prefer to take a hands-off approach.
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  • Michae
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    How much wood would woodchuck chuck if woodchuck could chuck wood?
    "I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
    ―Sotha Sil

    @Michae PC/EU
  • Ye_Olde_Crowe
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    Since Saucy Jack knows everything ... here's my favorite (and unanswered as of yet) ESO question:

    Thrag disappeared after the Thieves' Guild main quest (or perhaps even during the quest). He is referenced later, but I just could not find him. My main character is so desperate, he even thought of sending Stuga after Thrag!
    Where did he go, and why?
    is it my main's fault that he went into hiding?
    PC EU.

    =primarily PvH (Player vs. House)=
  • notyuu
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    I actually have two questions

    1: why are the staff animations so bloody stupid looking?

    2: why is there no magicka melee weapon choices?
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Michae wrote: »
    How much wood would woodchuck chuck if woodchuck could chuck wood?
    Already answered in comment #79 of this thread. TRY TO KEEP UP; GOSH <3
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  • Saucy_Jack
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    Ye_Olde_Crowe wrote: »
    Since Saucy Jack knows everything ... here's my favorite (and unanswered as of yet) ESO question:

    Thrag disappeared after the Thieves' Guild main quest (or perhaps even during the quest). He is referenced later, but I just could not find him. My main character is so desperate, he even thought of sending Stuga after Thrag!
    Where did he go, and why?
    is it my main's fault that he went into hiding?
    Take Thrag, and switch the T and h. Then you have Htrag.
    Then flip the whole name backwards. Then you have Garth.
    SO it's quite obvious where he went. Thrag has started a new life as Garth Brooks.
    Edited by Saucy_Jack on November 4, 2019 3:32PM
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  • AhPook_Is_Here
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    Is a nod as good as a wink to a blind bat?
    “Whatever.”
    -Unknown American
  • Saucy_Jack
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    notyuu wrote: »
    1: why are the staff animations so bloody stupid looking?
    I don't know who animated the staff. Frankly, I don't even know who HIRED the staff. But I will tell Bob and Dave to settle down a bit. Nobody should be that animated.
    notyuu wrote: »
    2: why is there no magicka melee weapon choices?
    *looks at own biceps*
    I feel that you are mistaken in this assertion.
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  • Saucy_Jack
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    AhPook_Is_Here wrote: »
    Is a nod as good as a wink to a blind bat?
    I feel that the interaction of a wink and the bat's echolocation might result in the bat thinking your eyelashes were a prey insect, which would lead to an undesired outcome. A nod is much safer.
    A nod IS as good as a wink to a blind guar, though.
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  • Iarao
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    agegarton wrote: »
    How many times must I kill Molag Bal before Molag Bal is dead?

    And if I can have a second question.......

    Did I actually kill Molag Bal the first time, but poor server stability and roll-backs means that he keeps forgetting that he's dead, ensuring that I must once more gird my loins and venture forth to smite his flabby ass all over again?

    uhm, you never killed him? just wounded him?
  • Iarao
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    StabbityDoom wrote: »
    what's your favorite geological rock type? In tamriel, of course.

    hi doomity
  • Veinblood1965
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    Will the NPC in Rawalkia ever be free of the stocks?

    If he will be freed will he be reformed or continue to commit crimes?
    Edited by Veinblood1965 on November 4, 2019 3:50PM
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Veinblood1965 wrote: »
    Will the NPC in Rawalkia ever be free of the stocks?

    If he will be freed will he be reformed or continue to commit crimes?
    Already answered in comment #159 of this thread. And if he continued to commit crimes, his repentance wouldn't really be "proper", now would it?
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