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  • nickl413
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    Will we ever see an argonian president?
  • nickl413
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    Are Dragonkights causing global warming?
  • nickl413
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    What's the best pickup line to use on a She-Giant?
  • nickl413
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    How much wood would a wood elf shelf if a wood elf could shelf wood?
  • nickl413
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    If I build it, will they come?
  • nickl413
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    Did somebody say McDonald's?
  • Lady_Linux
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    Why are the isles shivering?
    I simply must protest. There are no Penguin avatars for me to use in the forums.

    BTW, I use arch too
  • nickl413
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    Why doesn't my date look like her profile picture?
  • Saucy_Jack
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    nickl413 wrote: »
    Will we ever see an argonian president?
    nickl413 wrote: »
    Are Dragonkights causing global warming?
    nickl413 wrote: »
    If I build it, will they come?
    All yes. Definitively.
    nickl413 wrote: »
    Did somebody say McDonald's?
    No; gross.
    nickl413 wrote: »
    What's the best pickup line to use on a She-Giant?
    "Hey there, cutie; wanna herd some mammoths?" and then you wiggle your eyebrows. But they have to be SUPER bushy. If you don't have bushy eyebrows, you get the club.
    nickl413 wrote: »
    How much wood would a wood elf shelf if a wood elf could shelf wood?
    Juuuust enough not to break the Green Pact.
    nickl413 wrote: »
    Why doesn't my date look like her profile picture?
    Because a profile picture is a 2D image, while your date is a 3D person.
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  • Saucy_Jack
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    Lady_Linux wrote: »
    Why are the isles shivering?
    Because Sheo is an ice-cold GANGSTA.
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  • Lady_Linux
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    Are you really saucy Jack and Not Saucy Jacqueline or just some of the time......
    I simply must protest. There are no Penguin avatars for me to use in the forums.

    BTW, I use arch too
  • AhPook_Is_Here
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    Don't impose your regressive gender identities on Saucy Jack! Free knowledge is a wonderful thing and an oxymoron, don't scare him off!
    “Whatever.”
    -Unknown American
  • Veinblood1965
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    Saucy Jack if a noseless bear farts in the woods and no one else is around does it smell?
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Lady_Linux wrote: »
    Are you really saucy Jack and Not Saucy Jacqueline or just some of the time......
    I self-identify as Pie King.
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  • Saucy_Jack
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    Veinblood1965 wrote: »
    Saucy Jack if a noseless bear farts in the woods and no one else is around does it smell?
    The fart smells like a fart and the bear smells like a bear wreathed in fart.
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  • January1171
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    What would be the reward for running through a gauntlet of pies?
  • Saucy_Jack
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    January1171 wrote: »
    What would be the reward for running through a gauntlet of pies?
    The gauntlet of pies IS the reward.
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  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Ketchup or mayo ? Err... I mean, obviously, werewolf or vampire ?

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    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    January1171 wrote: »
    What would be the reward for running through a gauntlet of pies?
    The gauntlet of pies IS the reward.

    What, no ultra pie?
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    January1171 wrote: »
    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    January1171 wrote: »
    What would be the reward for running through a gauntlet of pies?
    The gauntlet of pies IS the reward.

    What, no ultra pie?

    Pie's pie.. whether 720 pies, 1080 pies or 4K pies, it's still pie. Just like saucy's saucy.

    Edited by anitajoneb17_ESO on November 5, 2019 7:55PM
  • Saucy_Jack
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    anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »
    Ketchup or mayo ?
    Both, of course.
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  • InaMoonlight
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    Why do you stalk my poor snoooo-leopard Sinnie, and why do I never get any pie, This one feels left out </3

    And why am i laaaughing so haard, This one didn't even smoke any skooma in the last 20 minutes?

    Ps. Youre a (pie)blast, please don't burn out on us ;):D<3
    Edit = Typos ... as usual. <;D
  • InaMoonlight
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    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
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    Can you introduce me to your moon sugar dealer? ;)
    Can I? Yes. Will I? No.

    Don't you dare! ;)
    Edit = Typos ... as usual. <;D
  • Saucy_Jack
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    InaMoonlight wrote: »
    Why do you stalk my poor snoooo-leopard Sinnie, and why do I never get any pie, This one feels left out </3 And why am i laaaughing so haard, This one didn't even smoke any skooma in the last 20 minutes?

    All receive pie at the proper time. And you don't smoke skooma; you drink it!
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  • ArchMikem
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    Was this thread made to farm Awesomes?
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
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  • Saucy_Jack
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Was this thread made to farm Awesomes?
    This thread was made to carry on a long-standing tradition.
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  • Michae
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    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    "I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
    ―Sotha Sil

    @Michae PC/EU
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Michae wrote: »
    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    We all know the expected answer for this. And I *could* give you that answer. But that answer is not what you will receive.

    The REAL answer, of course, is zero. This swallow is too depressed to fly; all of his swallow buddies are gettin' laden, while here he sits in his jealousy, unladen.
    Edited by Saucy_Jack on November 7, 2019 8:32AM
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  • Michae
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    What's your PIN number?
    "I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
    ―Sotha Sil

    @Michae PC/EU
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Michae wrote: »
    What's your PIN number?
    It's the number I use with my bank card.
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