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  • Saucy_Jack
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    xenowarrior92eb17_ESO wrote: »
    @Saucy_Jack why only murrican server is fine and EU constantly burns in hell?
    HAHAHAHAHahahahaaaaaoh wait. Is this a serious question?
    ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
  • Saucy_Jack
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    nickl413 wrote: »
    Why do Argonian women have breasts?
    Because the Hist found that without them a lot of the Argonian femalewear floated above the character models.
    ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Michae wrote: »
    How to be happy, Jack?
    1. Coffee.
    2. Pie.
    3. Sending gold via ingame mail to @Saucy_Jack .

    I've found these are the most effective methods.
    ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
  • xenowarrior92eb17_ESO
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    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    xenowarrior92eb17_ESO wrote: »
    @Saucy_Jack why only murrican server is fine and EU constantly burns in hell?
    HAHAHAHAHahahahaaaaaoh wait. Is this a serious question?

    :trollface:
  • Lady_Linux
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    saucy jack. the folks on manjaro linux forums just helped me get my 50 inch 4k tv to connect at 60 hz when it refused to do so, and now i can play ESO in 4k 60 hz sweetness ~ is it possible that they are seven saucier than you?
    Edited by Lady_Linux on November 18, 2019 10:49PM
    I simply must protest. There are no Penguin avatars for me to use in the forums.

    BTW, I use arch too
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Lady_Linux wrote: »
    saucy jack. the folks on manjaro linux forums just helped me get my 50 inch 4k tv to connect at 60 hz when it refused to do so, and now i can play ESO in 4k 60 hz sweetness ~ is it possible that they are seven saucier than you?
    If they're only seven saucy, they're not saucier than me, because this Saucy goes to eleven.
    ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
  • Valykc
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    Dear Saucy Jack,
    How much Pie and Coffee would the Pie King recommend the forum moderators on Patch/Update Day?

    Also, is Pie Throwing a Master Level destruction spell? I can’t seem to be able to harness the power required for such an ability.
    Edited by Valykc on November 19, 2019 1:53AM
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    Valykc wrote: »
    Dear Saucy Jack,
    How much Pie and Coffee would the Pie King recommend the forum moderators on Patch/Update Day?
    ALL the pie and coffee. But that is Pie King's recommendation at any time.
    Valykc wrote: »
    Also, is Pie Throwing a Master Level destruction spell? I can’t seem to be able to harness the power required for such an ability.
    It is a Master Level celebration spell. You've been studying the wrong magic school.
    Edited by Saucy_Jack on November 19, 2019 1:59AM
    ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
  • Ellaphonic
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    What do I do about this guy who runs around calling himself the Pie King and worships this totally made up god called Snugglorr?
    DragonDucks unites us all.
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    Ellaphonic wrote: »
    What do I do about this guy who runs around calling himself the Pie King and worships this totally made up ABSOLUTELY REAL AND ONLY TRUE GOD OF THE RNG called Snugglorr?

    LISTEN TO HIM.

    (And throw many pies, of course.)

    ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
  • CaffeinatedMayhem
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    Why do you have so many dilemmas?
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    CaffeinatedMayhem wrote: »
    Why do you have so many dilemmas?

    Because I don't have enough monolemmas or trilemmas.
    ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
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