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Ask Saucy Jack!
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Puzzlenuts✭✭✭I saw watched your "no-nonsense" video for collecting the pieces of history (Thanks for that it was quite helpful). But I detected a little bit of nonsense. Can you explain that?0 -
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I don't know; I've never been to Grathwood. However, the answer is one, assuming that argonian is as tall as the tallest tree there.How many argonians tall is the tallest tree in grathwood?ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.0 -
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*throws pie and runs away*Puzzlenuts wrote: »I saw watched your "no-nonsense" video for collecting the pieces of history (Thanks for that it was quite helpful). But I detected a little bit of nonsense. Can you explain that?
HUZZAH!!ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.0 -
Lady_Linux✭✭✭✭✭Saucy_Jack wrote: »
This thread was made to carry on a long-standing tradition.Was this thread made to farm Awesomes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHjaW9sXl7s I simply must protest. There are no Penguin avatars for me to use in the forums.
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January1171✭✭✭✭✭Saucy_Jack wrote: »
We all know the expected answer for this. And I *could* give you that answer. But that answer is not what you will receive.What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
The REAL answer, of course, is zero. This swallow is too depressed to fly; all of his swallow buddies are gettin' laden, while here he sits in his jealousy, unladen.
'Tis because his buddies are laden with pie and he has no pie to be laden with0 -
Ilision✭✭✭If a chicken and a half lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs will three chickens lay in thirty days?0 -
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Well, a chicken and half's ability to lay eggs is the same as simply a single chicken's, since if you have half of a chicken, it means that chicken is dead, and therefore cannot lay eggs.If a chicken and a half lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs will three chickens lay in thirty days?
Also, an egg and a half is the same as a single egg, since if you have "half an egg", it means it's spilling all over the ground, meaning "an egg and a half" is one whole egg and a useless mess.
Therefore your initial question becomes "If one live chicken and one dead chicken lay a whole egg and a useless mess in a day and a half, how many eggs will three chickens lay in thirty days?" which is the same as asking "If one live chicken lays a whole egg and a useless mess in a day and a half, how many eggs will three chickens lay in thirty days?"
Since we're looking for the number of eggs laid and not the number of useless messes, we can shorten the question to "If one live chicken lays a whole egg in a day and a half, how many eggs will three chickens lay in thirty days?"
At that rate, three chickens will lay three eggs in a day and a half, assuming all chickens have the same energy and will to lay eggs.
There are 20 "day and a halfs" in thirty days, and three eggs in one day and a half, therefore you will have 20*3 = 60 eggs in thirty days.
And a lot of useless messes.
And one half of a chicken carcass.Edited by Saucy_Jack on November 7, 2019 4:36PMALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.4 -
Ilision✭✭✭Saucy_Jack wrote: »
Well, a chicken and half's ability to lay eggs is the same as simply a single chicken's, since if you have half of a chicken, it means that chicken is dead, and therefore cannot lay eggs.If a chicken and a half lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs will three chickens lay in thirty days?
Also, an egg and a half is the same as a single egg, since if you have "half an egg", it means it's spilling all over the ground, meaning "an egg and a half" is one whole egg and a useless mess.
Therefore your initial question becomes "If one live chicken and one dead chicken lay a whole egg and a useless mess in a day and a half, how many eggs will three chickens lay in thirty days?" which is the same as asking "If one live chicken lays a whole egg and a useless mess in a day and a half, how many eggs will three chickens lay in thirty days?"
Since we're looking for the number of eggs laid and not the number of useless messes, we can shorten the question to "If one live chicken lays a whole egg in a day and a half, how many eggs will three chickens lay in thirty days?"
At that rate, three chickens will lay three eggs in a day and a half, assuming all chickens have the same energy and will to lay eggs.
There are 20 "day and a halfs" in thirty days, and three eggs in one day and a half, therefore you will have 20*3 = 60 eggs in thirty days.
And a lot of useless messes.
And one half of a chicken carcass.
This is how all the problems should be resolved! Thank you.0 -
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To those who keep child-like curiosity and wonder in their hearts, the Q&A is never over.ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.1 -
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Saucy Jack, What will those of us like myself who sadly are of the stay out of my yard mentality? What should we do with our lives now that our questions will never be answered?0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Veinblood1965 wrote: »Saucy Jack, What will those of us like myself who sadly are of the stay out of my yard mentality? What should we do with our lives now that our questions will never be answered?
The only thing left worth doing:
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✭Saucy_Jack wrote: »What's the best dance to do while waiting for dragons to come rain fiery death upon the land?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
I counter with
https://youtu.be/LXfZu69FfLI Veit ég aðég hékk vindga meiði á nætr allar níu, geiri undaðr og gefinn Oðni, sjálfr sjálfum mér, á þeim meiði er manngi veit hvers hann af rótum rennr.2 -
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✭What will the Pie King do if Nirn runs out of pies? Also, how much pie does the Pie King fling when the Pie King does fling pie?(counting on there's still an abundance of pie on Nirn)Veit ég aðég hékk vindga meiði á nætr allar níu, geiri undaðr og gefinn Oðni, sjálfr sjálfum mér, á þeim meiði er manngi veit hvers hann af rótum rennr.0 -
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✭If my pvp tank is an EmPIEror, do I pay tribute to the Pie King, vice versa, or do we fling pies at each other?Veit ég aðég hékk vindga meiði á nætr allar níu, geiri undaðr og gefinn Oðni, sjálfr sjálfum mér, á þeim meiði er manngi veit hvers hann af rótum rennr.0 -
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Summon Alduin the World-Eater, as Nirn will have lost its right to exist.Nord_Raseri wrote: »What will the Pie King do if Nirn runs out of pies?
After a public indency charge from the Riften guards, I had to sign an affidavit stating I would no longer have flings with pies. I only throw them now.Nord_Raseri wrote: »Also, how much pie does the Pie King fling when the Pie King does fling pie?(counting on there's still an abundance of pie on Nirn)ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.1 -
Daimonion82✭✭✭✭Why people hate Stuga so much, when she obviously feels lonely and spends her life mostly on looking for them?0 -
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✭Jack, what is the meaning of victory in Cyrodiil?August Palatine Davadin Bloodstrake - Nord Dragon Knight - PC NA - Gray Host
Greymoor 6.0.7 PvP : Medium 2H/SnB The Destroyer
Dragonhold 5.2.11 PvE : Medium DW/2H The Blood Furnace
March 2021 (too lazy to add CP) PvP: Medium DW/Bow The Stabber0 -
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✭Why do Breton Pork sausages come in packs of 10, but Cantaloupe Bread buns come in bags of 8?2 -
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Pie duel. At dawn.Nord_Raseri wrote: »If my pvp tank is an EmPIEror, do I pay tribute to the Pie King, vice versa, or do we fling pies at each other?
*secretly performs pie-themed Black Sacrament*ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.2 -
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Stuga is the "are we therrrrrre yet?" of ESO. Parents in general will simply tell their kids to knock it off if that starts up, but we all know the real solution: a spritz of water to the face from a spray bottle. Sadly this option is not available for Stuga.Daimonion82 wrote: »Why people hate Stuga so much, when she obviously feels lonely and spends her life mostly on looking for them?ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.2 -
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✭Saucy_Jack wrote: »
Pie duel. At dawn.Nord_Raseri wrote: »If my pvp tank is an EmPIEror, do I pay tribute to the Pie King, vice versa, or do we fling pies at each other?
*secretly performs pie-themed Black Sacrament*
Sadly we are on different platform servers. I will have to grudgingly concede...Veit ég aðég hékk vindga meiði á nætr allar níu, geiri undaðr og gefinn Oðni, sjálfr sjálfum mér, á þeim meiði er manngi veit hvers hann af rótum rennr.0 -
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Muscle-wise, we're very similar - if you take one of that Jack's pecs, and position it in the stomach area, and then let it be made from fat instead of muscle, then we're almost identical.Nemesis7884 wrote: »Saucy Jack are you related to Jack from one piece??Edited by Saucy_Jack on November 18, 2019 6:53PMALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.1 -
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✭✭@Saucy_Jack why only murrican server is fine and EU constantly burns in hell?1 -
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Because, as a Breton, I can say that people really like that Breton meat! HIYOHHHHHHWhy do Breton Pork sausages come in packs of 10, but Cantaloupe Bread buns come in bags of 8?ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.2
