"If you see a bat and it's holding a baby, THATS...MY..... BABY!"
LOL, Wha?
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That gave me a good laugh! Where is that? I want to go there now just to see the bat guy.
Another one that I like is from the end of the quest in Bergama where you have to sort out the wedding for that couple. You present them with their gift (an aphrodisiac), and the woman does that "shocked/horrified" facial expression and says "Oh my... what a... special gift... thank you". Always cracks me up