There is a pretty good one In Craglorn East side of the map where a gate is. He is Cursing the idiot that put the siege weapons up on the wrong side of the gate and stairs and how he isn't going to be the one to disassemble and move them.
The prince has just the sense of sarcasm I would have if my sister were queen.
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Reminds me of one of Tharn's charming comments:
"I swear, I haven't heard such bickering and whining since the last Tharn family gathering at Mid Year's Feast"!
Haskill: "The fork [of Horripilation] excites and synergizes magicka around it. When held in the hand of someone more notable than yourself, it can produce dramatic results.
"In your hand, it might be suitable for conveying roast beef to your mouth."
Adusa-Daro: "But if wishes were fishes, Adusa would be a very happy cat."
When you ask High King Emeric if you can ask a few questions: "Of course. I am a veritable treasure trove of useless information, and I love to share." Reminds me of some people I know...
Darien Gautier: "If I could get my hands on that d*mn lizard, I swear I'd make a pair of boots from his hide. And then I'd put them on and stomp through troll poop!"
Nagaddu, a merchant in Elden Root: "Some call this junk. This one? This one also call this junk, resell it at deep discount." Nice reference to Skyrim's "Some may call this junk. Me? I call them treasures."
Balag, talking about the arena in Reaper's March: "Swordmaster combatants are skilled with the hacking and the slashing. Also the jabbing and the chopping. Sometimes there is the poking."
Lyris, on killing zombies: "I hate killing things that are already dead. It's just not as satisfying."
Lyris's toast: "To Molag Bal, that ugly skeever! May his privates be infected with Brown Rot Fever! May our course be true and our hearts be brave, as we march into Coldharbour to spit on his grave!"
That Nord who says maybe you could become the Thane of Whiterun (I've heard they take everyone).
I sprayed my coffee when I heard that one. That and the notion of an ironic Nord hipster holding forth while someone shouts "your grandmother could eat more than that!!!" in the background.
Heh... That was one of the first NPC's dialogues that I captured, because it seemed funny to me
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I can't remember exactly what was said.. but sometime around completing the first faction quests, I was ported to visit Queen Ayrenn.. And Razum-Dar says something suggestive about Naryu, earning him a rebuke from the Queen
That was funny.. then there's the Kahjit with the soppiest looking Dog in the cage.. "stare into it foaming vile maw" etc etc
Some drunks in Eastmarch arguing about the lyrics to their favorite drinking song and one of the guys saying something to effect of, "Why would it be 'If I get drunk?' My getting drunk was never in question." I know I butchered it, but it's something along those lines.
One of the Shadowfen ( or Deshan) quests - Nord and his son gather Argonian relics quest:
"That boy is stupid! He couldn’t find his arse even if he used a clairvoyance spell! He takes after his whring mother."
Edited by Zouni on September 4, 2014 5:02PM
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Nyxta - Sorc
Mastrofonoss - DK
Gr Blue - Temp
All the discussion of the dead undaunted inside the Hollow city tavern (Coldharbour)
"Sing you fool"!
-The discussion between the bosmer and the khajit in Elden root(peacemaker achievement)
The Khajit is eating flowers near the road and the bosmer gets mad with him because flowers are supposed to be sacred, or something like that.
"But this one loves to eat flowers" lol ...that one made my day.
And there a lot more of those wich I dont remember .
I hope they include more of this conversations in the future .
oh yea ..and almost forgot .
All the Abnur Tharn lines and jokes while you are doing the main story xD
Edited by mar1ano1987nrb18_ESO on September 4, 2014 5:13PM
There was a mission in Greenshade were you need to rescue some Bosmer explorers who had been kidnapped by pirates. Once you get them out, you find that the guy who asked you to find them was an Imperial bounty hunter or something, and so the explorers are being captured again as soon as you rescued them.
The conversation that follows from the Bosmer is pretty hilarious, including something along the lines of:
Bosmer1: Ugh..I can't believe we let you talk us into sailing through pirate-infested waters.
Bosmer2: Oh come on, this isn't that bad!
Bosmer1: We're being taken prisoner...again!
Bosmer2: But we're adventurers! This is the most excitement we've had in months!
im not sure if this one has been mentioned yet but darien in rivenspire hands down wins this one when he says "stop annointing me with your oils and creams, they smell like church!" lol
i used to run up to a bank in one of the cities probably fifty times while I was leveling in that zone, every time passing two NPCs, a man and a woman. The man would always say, "Hello," or "Good day," or something like that. But one time I sprinted by, full sprint, and I swear he said something like, "What's your hurry?"
I stopped dead in my tracks, dumbfounded. It was great.
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