What's the best/funniest NPC line you've heard?

zgrssd

Dringoth after you prevented his death/banishment and defeated the wormy leader, thinking about writing Manimarco a letter. I can't remember the text but just think about manimarco getting a letter from the undead he tried to raise as army. And then it is a Dringoth letter too.

Just about every other Dringoth line ever. Especially if you consider who he used to be in his old bones...

Lionxoft

Cyberdown wrote: »

smeeprocketnub19_ESO wrote: »

Cyberdown wrote: »

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=291446707

for whatever reason the forums never take my steam pics

also it was really funny how it was said.

must be nice to be able to play the game through steam

if it makes you feel any better, this forum will not accept any pictures displayed...which is annoying...stuff goes in "Attach image/file" but nothing gets displayed.

Just for future reference... Put

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and it will show your pic.

Lionxoft

It's not necessarily a quote but the quotes that could accompany this screenshot are-Well, interesting.

Lionxoft

And this quote.

Rune_Relic

The NPC wit and humour is what makes a TES game. I guess that's one of the things that pull me back again and again. lol. 10/10

forbarcusb16_ESO

"Wow, what an incredible view! I'm on about the landscape, don't get any ideas"

Salyyn

Darien recoiling from another person's healing touch in a quest in Northpoint in Rivenspire. Hesays the most enlightening things... ^_^

Silver_Queen

1. Everything Dringoth ever said.

2. King Camoran Aeradan, when informed about a high-ranking government dignitary's betrayal: "Oh. Did she have a manifesto? They usually have manifestos."

3. The line in my sig.

4. Everything else King Camoran Aeradan ever said.

Tigeracer

Everything Razum-Dar says is great. I love that guy more than any other character in the game. He is hilarious all the way through the AD quests.

seaef

Just got this one...

supereskimo3000

Apothecy wrote: »

I laugh every time I look at this. Every. Time.

UrQuan

Of course my favorite has to be from M'aiq:
"Wood elves are not made of wood... Sea elves are not made of water...

M'aiq still wonders about high elves.."

Csub

My signature! But there are so many to choose from.

SantieClaws

Just about everything said by every NPC in Windhelm. 'Eat like you mean it' springs to mind.

Kreetar

I wish I'd taken note but it was probably something that Cadwell said. I think we all love his neither-here-nor-there demeanor about the threat that Molag Bal poses.

Nebthet78

Blud wrote: »

Nebthet78 wrote: »

Trayna
"*** off. Find your own junk pile"

EDIT: Thanks for clarifying. Where is she? I want to hear that one


Also, there is an Argonian stand up comedian, I forgot his name.

The Dunmer where he was working didn't take to his material. He said, "They do not swim in the river of humor."

I've also heard and Argonian (maybe him) say, "My scales are moist with anticipation."

Trayna is found in the Daggerfall Covenant. I forget which city it is in though... but she is near the one captain who is hiding from zombies.

Also, the forum auto edited the quote. It starts with a P and has 2 s'

arena25

Also a big Razum-dar fan. My favorite...

"I am a simple Khajiit. This one watches for Queen Ayrenn...oh, and a saddle that won't pinch the tail, one day."

Totally unexpected, but I love the saddle that won't pinch the tail part...because either cats don't ride horses or I just fell asleep.

Sharee

"M'aiq heard those that wine the most are rarely satisfied. That's why M'aiq only drinks water"

pinkempyreal

Drunk guy wandering around the Inn in Daggerfall says "Vampires are most certainly real..... I married one!"

Evergnar

So many. One of my favorites is the struggling Argonian comedian Laughs-at-all:
"Someday I will cool my tail in the River of Humor."

Comments from the female vendors never get old though, "Come to work some wood?" or "It's been weeks since I've seen any action".

seaef

Another fun one from today... :-)

Vatter

"How much do you weigh? because I know a butcher that pays by the pound."

JKorr

Go stealthy close enough to hear dark seducers talking. There are some interesting "idle" comments; should she use her whip or a crop first, and why putting away your weapon would be a good thing because there are better things to do.....

Cody

I forgot the EXACT words, but a long while back, when I first got to eastmarch, some guard said something along the lines of
"why do I have to guard these pathetic people"? it was pretty funny.

Another one, is in wayrest, when you enter the castle, high king D-bag err... I mean emric(:D) is on a rant about his chair, he says something like
"I am the king, yet I have to sit in the most uncomfortable chair in the entire kingdom"

oh, and mavos in stonefalls
"the most powerful mage of my era, and you wake me for something they could have read in a book???"
im thinking "yes:/"

MercyKilling

"Go ahead, surprise me. Say something intelligent."

Srugzal

That's not YOU I smell... is it?

DuelWieldingCheesyPoofs

Some woman nord outside cave, mid quest dialog...stops and says...

wow my blood tastes really green right now !!!

she was obviously stoned?

Tapio75

I love Razum-Dar

Pele

Mobs whilst you are killing them: "I need heals!"

Srugzal

Pele wrote: »

Mobs whilst you are killing them: "I need heals!"

To which I always say "Not any more, sucka!"