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List of Issues with Homestead Live - Ongoing
WuffyCerulei
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I'm having some issues with Homestead on the live server. I will be editing this as I or my friends experience issues.
1.Currently Being Patched I can't lower the subsampling level. It says medium on the graphics panel, but it shows up as high.
2. Crashing more frequently now. I'm used to crashing at a normal rate, but now it's just outrageous. Maybe once every hour to 2 hours, now more frequent than that.
3. Constant high ping spikes and lower FPS than usual, even in dungeons or instances.
4. Issue Has Been Hotfixed Friend cannot buy house (large redguard house) even though he has enough gold and have done the required achievements.
5. When using furniture at a friend's or my house, sometimes the piece randomly freezes in a spot. When I try to use it, it says that someone else is moving it. On friend's screen, furniture piece hasn't moved.
6. Not getting daily reward when doing a daily random dungeon.
Feel free to add any additional issues you guys are experiencing.
Edited by WuffyCerulei on 13 February 2017 09:35 1.Currently Being Patched I can't lower the subsampling level. It says medium on the graphics panel, but it shows up as high.
2. Crashing more frequently now. I'm used to crashing at a normal rate, but now it's just outrageous. Maybe once every hour to 2 hours, now more frequent than that.
3. Constant high ping spikes and lower FPS than usual, even in dungeons or instances.
4. Issue Has Been Hotfixed Friend cannot buy house (large redguard house) even though he has enough gold and have done the required achievements.
5. When using furniture at a friend's or my house, sometimes the piece randomly freezes in a spot. When I try to use it, it says that someone else is moving it. On friend's screen, furniture piece hasn't moved.
6. Not getting daily reward when doing a daily random dungeon.
Feel free to add any additional issues you guys are experiencing.
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✭Glad it's not just me with Bad FPS and Latency. I gave up in the end. Hoping they haven't destroyed the servers with to many little instances.
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✭✭✭✭✭No random dungeon reward with pre-formed groups:
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/319218
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Obsidian3✭✭✭✭Can't even get in, when I choose a character, and log in, I get either "Connection to Server Times Out" or "An Error Occured please wait a few minutes and log in again" Been trying to get back in for the last 4 hours and no luck.0
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✭✭✭✭✭My resolutions keeps resetting. Resetting isn't even the right word as it just starts the game in a lower resolution than me monitor. When I set it correctly it will persist through game restarts but has reset twice now tonight. This is just minor and a quick change, but still something a bit off.Lone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord0 -
Stravokov✭✭✭✭purchased the overlook manor with 11,000 crowns and i cant buy ANY achievement furniture because i have an 11 mill bounty....
better be a bug because i am really pissed and in the process of demanding a refund of my crowns. wouldnt have even bothered with housing if i knew i was going to be punished as a player for having a Bounty.0 -
purchased the overlook manor with 11,000 crowns and i cant buy ANY achievement furniture because i have an 11 mill bounty....
better be a bug because i am really pissed and in the process of demanding a refund of my crowns. wouldnt have even bothered with housing if i knew i was going to be punished as a player for having a Bounty.
Are you sure its caused by the bounty? I had do deactivate my AddOns to buy at the furniture-vendor, selleing and repairing worked but not buying(couldnt see the items). Try deactivationg your AddOns to buy.1 -
Stravokov✭✭✭✭the merchant says "i wont do business with you till you clear your bounty". the typical line you get when trying to interact with a merchant pc in a town when your a criminal.Edited by Stravokov on 7 February 2017 08:382
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AyeshaBelladonna✭✭✭✭✭The only bug I'm getting ( thank the Gaming Gods because after the Mac Client PTS Lockout I was REALLY worried about what you guys are all here saying here about crash issues) is that I go into the crown furnishing purchase option in my new home and the drop down in the list isn't working so I can't properly scroll down and sort through the items to get things like more lights in my home. Lol I tried turning off Addons and that made no difference. The list gives me a long UI error combo pop up when I open it and I close that error, and only 2 items show at first no mater which list I click. I scroll that list and more stuff will suddenly appear after scrolling but it is all bugged out in the list with over prints and such and there is no sub category like EP lanterns or under furnishings(which I know is there because you can see the sub category list for just a split second when you first hit the scrolling bar, but can't see after that to select one) I cant get to the bed selections ect. Anyone else get this one?Edited by AyeshaBelladonna on 7 February 2017 10:44NA EP CP1200+
Original: Mag/Templar Erestem Nightblossom (Tank/Healer Hybrid, Alchemist, general nuisance)
Alt's? at this point...so many to play, so little time!
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Dr_Resilient✭✭✭My in game audio is not working. The only sound working is when I hit something or light attack with a melee weapon.1 -
AyeshaBelladonna✭✭✭✭✭the merchant says "i wont do business with you till you clear your bounty". the typical line you get when trying to interact with a merchant pc in a town when your a criminal.
Well given the fact that NONE of the other merchants will interact with you when you have a bounty ( not a bug, upstanding merchants won't associate with criminals in any ELder Scrolls games that I recall. ) I don't know why you'd thing the new merchants would be any different. This doesn't strike me as a bug to be mad about but more poor planning on your part since outside of the merchants inside refuges the rest of the merchants in Tamriel shouldn't be working with you either. (Not counting the crown store personal merchant because you bought their services with crowns and that ones should work)
I'd call it a bug if the housing furnishing merchants DID interact with you when standard ones don't. Unless you mean you got glitched with an 11mil bounty you DIDN'T do anything to earn by something outside your control and now it's interfering with your overall gameplay?
On a side note: 11million???? Unless that was the glitch you mean, You are either the worst thief/assassin in the history of Tameriel or you must be going for some kind of record on purpose. Not trying to sound mean or anything but 11million gold bounty?!?! I have to murder and entire town repeatedly without stealth and on top of failed pick pocketing just to work up a 225k bounty. I mean 11mil takes a total lack of stealth, lack passive skill points, and a lack of patience to get THAT high....that or some serious dedication to law-breaking with zero cares given to the consequences. LmaoEdited by AyeshaBelladonna on 7 February 2017 10:41NA EP CP1200+
Original: Mag/Templar Erestem Nightblossom (Tank/Healer Hybrid, Alchemist, general nuisance)
Alt's? at this point...so many to play, so little time!
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Cant withdraw from the Bank and keep getting constant error messages about it.
Also it can lead to sudden crash.0 -
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✭I rarely experienced any game crashes before the homestead release. during 3 hours i had 3 or more crashes since the update has been applied...We want firing off Dark Exchange in the middle of combat to feel awesome... - The Wrobler
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✭The lighting in home doesn't actually light up anything...just glows around the very immediate area it's placed at.1 -
AyeshaBelladonna✭✭✭✭✭bottleofsyrup wrote: »The lighting in home doesn't actually light up anything...just glows around the very immediate area it's placed at.
Not a bug, it takes multiple lights to actually'light up' a room. Especially if it doesn't have much for Windows. I don't know if you ever played any of The Sims games, but same function. One light only covers a few immediate square feet, multiple lights placed do the whole room. Also the size of the light source counts. A good example of the in game lighting coverage, go to Mournhold in deshaan. Look at the size and lights in the bank and enchanters station. Look at their size and placement. Then do in the alchemy station where the dye station is. Is markedly darker but that one only has a few small wall lights. No big torches like in the bank ect, and at my last check actually counted less wall hanging lights than are in the enchanters station in the alchemy station. So it stands to reason that the housing lighting functions would operate the same way.NA EP CP1200+
Original: Mag/Templar Erestem Nightblossom (Tank/Healer Hybrid, Alchemist, general nuisance)
Alt's? at this point...so many to play, so little time!
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Not a bug. This was known since it launched in PTS that we were not being given storage at Homestead launch. While yes, this is an issue, it's not a bug. Please add your opinion to one of the 'What I don't like about the new Homestead' threads. We need everyone commenting on the right threads about the storage desire or it will take forever for them to implement it.no storage!!!!!
NA EP CP1200+
Original: Mag/Templar Erestem Nightblossom (Tank/Healer Hybrid, Alchemist, general nuisance)
Alt's? at this point...so many to play, so little time!
**RED or DEAD** Long Live EP!
Leather Lace- GM, ESO Grand Designs GM, Ankle Biter for Lone Wolf United, CO-GM of Tower of Wayreth,
Master Furnisher & Housing fanatic, PvP junkie
Beta Tester, part of the 2013 Club2 -
AyeshaBelladonna✭✭✭✭✭Euphoria666 wrote: »Cant withdraw from the Bank and keep getting constant error messages about it.
Also it can lead to sudden crash.
Are you also having issues with selling stuff to merchants by chance? A guild ate of mine had both issues. The bank withdrawal was solved by turning off all his Addons and reloading ui but the selling one was glut hint every time he tried to use his mouse to select items to sell. He reset all his key bindings and started using the mouse-ove and hit E default instead of trying to click it and that worked. It is still glitchy but functioning till they do a hot fix.
Maybe that will help you too.NA EP CP1200+
Original: Mag/Templar Erestem Nightblossom (Tank/Healer Hybrid, Alchemist, general nuisance)
Alt's? at this point...so many to play, so little time!
**RED or DEAD** Long Live EP!
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Master Furnisher & Housing fanatic, PvP junkie
Beta Tester, part of the 2013 Club0 -
Spearpoint✭✭✭It's not possible for me to buy Sleek Creek House, as the quest "Motes in the Moonlight" is bugged and prevents me from obtaining the achievement required to buy this spesific house.
Ticket is sent, but yeah. I never got any good answer to the ticket regarding the same case a year ago either.
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/319560/homestead-bug-please-fix-asap-bugged-quest-prevents-purchase-of-house#latestEdited by Spearpoint on 7 February 2017 13:09Arinwyn ~ Cute Wood Elf Archer
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Spearpoint✭✭✭purchased the overlook manor with 11,000 crowns and i cant buy ANY achievement furniture because i have an 11 mill bounty....
better be a bug because i am really pissed and in the process of demanding a refund of my crowns. wouldnt have even bothered with housing if i knew i was going to be punished as a player for having a Bounty.
That's not a bug, simply justice served.Arinwyn ~ Cute Wood Elf Archer
Wardena ~ Frost Wardeness [Died alongside Arctic Blast]
Dry Spell ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
Dark Heart of Skyrim 🍺
Bomblebee ~ cya'll out there
Bouncing Betty ~ Front Toward Enemy
Spearpoint ~ Jab Them With The Pointy End
Six Feet Above ~ Reapertime!
Bisolar Disorder - Bright & Moody
Django Unleashed ~ Mr. Nordic Bather's Towel
Master Angler ~ Struggles With Ichthyophobia
Ichthyophobia ~ Secretely Dreams of Becoming a Master Angler
Lol Brb
"Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines. Stand with us." — Queen Ayrenn2 -
Easily_Lost✭✭✭✭✭derStreuner wrote: »purchased the overlook manor with 11,000 crowns and i cant buy ANY achievement furniture because i have an 11 mill bounty....
better be a bug because i am really pissed and in the process of demanding a refund of my crowns. wouldnt have even bothered with housing if i knew i was going to be punished as a player for having a Bounty.
Are you sure its caused by the bounty? I had do deactivate my AddOns to buy at the furniture-vendor, selleing and repairing worked but not buying(couldnt see the items). Try deactivationg your AddOns to buy.
I had the same problem and the only Add-on that messed me up was Faster Travel Wayshrines ( or something like that ), and it worked.PC - NA - AD
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CROWN CRATES: It doesn't affect gameplay, it's not mandatory, it's cosmetic only. If it helps to support the game and ZOS, I support it! Say YES to crown crates.0 -
1. Crashing more frequently now.
2. Constant high ping spikes and lower FPS than usual, even in dungeons or instances.
3. Low FPS in almost all Overland Zones3 -
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✭Hunding's Palatial is a known bug that the devs have responded on, indicating they hope to fix by next week.
I'm also getting low FPS, in both the zones and instances. I'm hoping the servers are just a bit overloaded, and it will settle once the post-patch rush is done.
Also, I found a bugged crafting recipe (a Breton rack) that won't let my master Woodworker learn it despite the only requirement being Woodworking 4. Reported it in-game.Living vicariously through my characters.
My Girls:"If you were trapped in your house for, say, a year, how would you pass the time?"
Nephikah the Houseless, dunmer assassin: "I suppose I could use the break. I have a lot of business holdings now that need management."
Swum-Many-Waters, elderly argonian healer: "I think that I would enjoy writing a memoir."
Silh'ki, khajiit warrior-chef: "Would this one be able to go outside, to the nearby river? It's hard to fish without water!"
Peregrine Huntress, bosmer hunter: "Who is forcing me to stay inside, and where can I find them?"
Lorenyawe, altmer mechanist: "And why would I want to go outside in the first place? Too much to be done in the workshop."
Lorelai Magpie, breton master thief: "I'd go nuts. Lucky for me, I have a little experience sneaking out!"
Rasheda the Burning Heart, redguard knight: "I would continue my training to keep my skills sharp."
Hex-Eye Azabi, khajiit daedric priestess: "I suppose it would be lucky, then, that I built a shrine to Mephala in my backyard."
Yngva Stormhammer, nord bandit (reformed...ish): "I hate being inside even when I'm not forced to be. GET. ME. OUT."
Madam Argentia, vampire dunmer aristocrat: "I suppose it would be more of the same. I have a rather... contentious relationship with the sun."
Mazie gra-Bolga, orc scout: "Uh... I'd have to house train my bear..."
Felicia the Wanderer, imperial witch-for-hire: "What Lorelai said."
Calico Jaka-dra, retired khajiit pirate: "This one would like a rest from her grand adventures. Her jewel shop runs out of stock!"
Shimmerbeam, blind altmer psijic: "Provided that I am confined to Artaeum, I do not think I will want for things to occupy my time."
Shauna Blackfire, redguard necromancer: "Sounds like paradise. I hate people."
Kirniel the Undying, cursed bosmer warrior: "I would feel useless, not being able to fight."
Echoes-from-Dragons, argonian who thinks she's a dragon: "All the better to count my hoard!"
(Signature idea shamelessly stolen from Abeille.)0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Subsampling quality stuck at high no matter which option I choose is main problem for me atm. Game is unplayable for many people with laptops. Please hotfix this quick or atleast respond. @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_JessicaFolsom @ZOS_RichLambert @ZoS_Anyone1 -
Bislobo✭✭✭Subsampling quality stuck at high no matter which option I choose is main problem for me atm. Game is unplayable for many people with laptops. Please hotfix this quick or atleast respond. @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_JessicaFolsom @ZOS_RichLambert @ZoS_Anyone
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Lauranae✭✭✭✭✭BUG already reported : If you loot any recipes with a high level, and pass them to your crafter low level but MAXED all crafts, then the recipes says : You dont have the level to learn this recipe ....
Stuck with 22 recipes now and i am starting to think i will just avoid the houses system if this bug is not corrected fast enough. I do not feel the joy to wait and wait ....
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AyeshaBelladonna✭✭✭✭✭Launch Screen Graphics still bugged? anyone else notice that the opening Bethesda, ZeniMax Online, ect launch screen credits are still visually bugged? i thought it was just the mac client on the PTS but its doing it now since the update went live too. is it just mac??? (Nothing else is having an issue for me. except the crown furnishing store list drops downs in my homes)NA EP CP1200+
Original: Mag/Templar Erestem Nightblossom (Tank/Healer Hybrid, Alchemist, general nuisance)
Alt's? at this point...so many to play, so little time!
**RED or DEAD** Long Live EP!
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Master Furnisher & Housing fanatic, PvP junkie
Beta Tester, part of the 2013 Club0 -
milos84mjSoul ShrivenI MISSING FROM MY CHAR --> DK BAG SPINNER INFERNO STAF SHARPEN !!!
WHY ZOS < WHY I FARM THAT ITEM FOR 2 WEEKS WHY ITS DISAPPEAR ?????0 -
Seems the culprit for my Bank issue was Inventory Grid View Addon, as soon as i disabled it all went working fine.Edited by Euphoria666 on 7 February 2017 17:410
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✭BUG already reported : If you loot any recipes with a high level, and pass them to your crafter low level but MAXED all crafts, then the recipes says : You dont have the level to learn this recipe ....
Stuck with 22 recipes now and i am starting to think i will just avoid the houses system if this bug is not corrected fast enough. I do not feel the joy to wait and wait ....
@ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_JessicaFolsom @ZOS_RichLambert
It's not just passing recipes from high level to low.
My looter's level is UNDER my crafter, (20 and 22, respectively), and I still have a bugged "not high enough level" blueprint.Living vicariously through my characters.
My Girls:"If you were trapped in your house for, say, a year, how would you pass the time?"
Nephikah the Houseless, dunmer assassin: "I suppose I could use the break. I have a lot of business holdings now that need management."
Swum-Many-Waters, elderly argonian healer: "I think that I would enjoy writing a memoir."
Silh'ki, khajiit warrior-chef: "Would this one be able to go outside, to the nearby river? It's hard to fish without water!"
Peregrine Huntress, bosmer hunter: "Who is forcing me to stay inside, and where can I find them?"
Lorenyawe, altmer mechanist: "And why would I want to go outside in the first place? Too much to be done in the workshop."
Lorelai Magpie, breton master thief: "I'd go nuts. Lucky for me, I have a little experience sneaking out!"
Rasheda the Burning Heart, redguard knight: "I would continue my training to keep my skills sharp."
Hex-Eye Azabi, khajiit daedric priestess: "I suppose it would be lucky, then, that I built a shrine to Mephala in my backyard."
Yngva Stormhammer, nord bandit (reformed...ish): "I hate being inside even when I'm not forced to be. GET. ME. OUT."
Madam Argentia, vampire dunmer aristocrat: "I suppose it would be more of the same. I have a rather... contentious relationship with the sun."
Mazie gra-Bolga, orc scout: "Uh... I'd have to house train my bear..."
Felicia the Wanderer, imperial witch-for-hire: "What Lorelai said."
Calico Jaka-dra, retired khajiit pirate: "This one would like a rest from her grand adventures. Her jewel shop runs out of stock!"
Shimmerbeam, blind altmer psijic: "Provided that I am confined to Artaeum, I do not think I will want for things to occupy my time."
Shauna Blackfire, redguard necromancer: "Sounds like paradise. I hate people."
Kirniel the Undying, cursed bosmer warrior: "I would feel useless, not being able to fight."
Echoes-from-Dragons, argonian who thinks she's a dragon: "All the better to count my hoard!"
(Signature idea shamelessly stolen from Abeille.)1