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Considering a career as a Pocket Technician?
SantieClaws
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Well then you should consider signing up to the Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering!
Based in scenic and remote Fells Run yes we can train you to be a fully guild certified Pocket Technician.
Be taught by the very best - and sometimes even this one herself!
Courses include:
Basic Backpackology
The History of Lockpicking
How to Look your Best on a Wanted Poster
Notable Basements and Unguarded Places
Dip, Dip, Stab and the Etiquette of Leaving Empties
Field trips to Daggerfall, Wrothgar and Craglorn are also included yes. Also there is stew for lunch.
Can you afford not to sign up? Enrol today yes!
Correspondence courses available for those presently having bounty issues.
Yours with educational paws
Santie Claws
The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering
The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering
The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering
Based in scenic and remote Fells Run yes we can train you to be a fully guild certified Pocket Technician.
Be taught by the very best - and sometimes even this one herself!
Courses include:
Basic Backpackology
The History of Lockpicking
How to Look your Best on a Wanted Poster
Notable Basements and Unguarded Places
Dip, Dip, Stab and the Etiquette of Leaving Empties
Field trips to Daggerfall, Wrothgar and Craglorn are also included yes. Also there is stew for lunch.
Can you afford not to sign up? Enrol today yes!
Correspondence courses available for those presently having bounty issues.
Yours with educational paws
Santie Claws
The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering
The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering
The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering
Videos:
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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static_recharge✭✭✭✭Now if only you could practice picking pockets on the assistants in your house! While on the same note I would love a "locked" chest furnishing so that people could practice their lock picking skills too.
Awesome screenshots btw!5 -
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✭✭✭oh yes, this one approves and would like to enroll, if fellow khajiit has still some free places
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geonsocal✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭and, what is the cost for learning all these fine reallocation of goods techniques...PVP Campaigns Section: Playstation NA and EU (Gray Host) - This Must be the Place1 -
RABIDxWOLVERINE✭✭✭✭This is awesome! Nice work Santie-Claws.Edited by RABIDxWOLVERINE on September 28, 2017 8:01PMRhaegar Gregorson, The Ebonheart Centurion - Imperial Dragonknight
RABIDxWOLVERINE - Xbox One, NA, Ebonheart Pact
Loreseekers
BLOOD FOR THE PACT!2 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭The cost is just a few bottles of wine for the teacher. Standard educational terms yes.
Turn up and take a free desk or just sit by Mrs Nibbles the secretary.
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsVideos:
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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✭✭✭RABIDxWOLVERINE wrote: »This is awesome! Nice work Santie-Claws., as usual, Santie is very very lore-some 0 -
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✭Awesome, I want to sign up immediately!
Edited by jlboozer on September 28, 2017 8:21PM0 -
DarkMatter909✭✭✭Will you be offering advance classes as well?
There are other worlds than these.0 -
MAEK✭✭✭✭I'm not able to join this fine educational establishment due to the difference in servers, but I have to ask: What is the etiquette of leaving empties?0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I'm not able to join this fine educational establishment due to the difference in servers, but I have to ask: What is the etiquette of leaving empties?
Never leave empties.
Empties are the bane of your fellow Pocket Technicians. Empty pocket walkers are of no use to anyone no.
Dip, dip stab always - of course when it is safe and possible to so.
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsVideos:
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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✭✭✭✭✭Also Khajiit would like to give you a free taster on the History of Lockpicking.
Did you know yes that lockpicks were invented when an orc got shut out of his own house with only his ear cleaning stick for company? In his rage he began stabbing the lock with it. Behold there were lockpicks.
At some point they must have acquired deep spiritual significance for the Dunmer of Vvardenfell. Many, many have been found with the remains of their dead. Khajiit can only assume there are many locked doors on the way to the underworld.
It is also considered good luck across Tamriel to keep a lockpick in every drawer, wardrobe, chest and cupboard. Even the locked ones yes.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Edited by SantieClaws on September 29, 2017 6:47AMVideos:
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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Grymmoire✭✭✭✭SantieClaws wrote: »The cost is just a few bottles of wine for the teacher. Standard educational terms yes.
Turn up and take a free desk or just sit by Mrs Nibbles the secretary.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
This one assumes Apple Wine would be most appropriate for teachers, no!?Edited by Grymmoire on September 29, 2017 6:49AM0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭SantieClaws wrote: »The cost is just a few bottles of wine for the teacher. Standard educational terms yes.
Turn up and take a free desk or just sit by Mrs Nibbles the secretary.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
This one assumes Apple Wine would be most appropriate for teachers, no!?
Apples, pears, bananas - all these make good wine yes.
In fact after a day of teaching Khajiit would be happy to drink any and every kind of wine.Ahnastashia wrote: »Any chance of opening up a North American University of Pocket Engineering?
Alas Khajiit belongs in EU Tamriel. However as Khajiit will herself be able to travel to Test Tamriel next week it is possible some travellers in US Tamriel may have access to the college then perhaps?
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Edited by SantieClaws on September 29, 2017 6:54AMVideos:
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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✭✭✭✭✭I apply as teacher for efficient stab techniques and the art of evasion. Recommendation letters can be sent if required.Main characters: Feanor the Believer - AD Altmer mSorc - AR 50 - Flawless Conqueror (PC EU)Idril Arnanor - AD Altmer mSorc - CP 217 - Stormproof (PC NA)Other characters:Necrophilius Killgood - DC Imperial NecromancerFearscales - AD Argonian Templar - Stormproof (healer)Draco Imperialis - AD Imperial DK (tank)Cabed Naearamarth - AD Dunmer mDKValirion Willowthorne - AD Bosmer stamBladeTuruna - AD Altmer magBladeKheled Zaram - AD Redguard stamDKKibil Nala - AD Redguard stamSorc - StormproofYavanna Kémentárí - AD Breton magWardenAzog gro-Ghâsh - EP Orc stamWardenVidar Drakenblød - DC Nord mDKMarquis de Peyrac - DC Breton mSorc - StormproofRawlith Khaj'ra - AD Khajiit stamWardenTu'waccah - AD Redguard StamplarAll chars 50 @ CP 1900+. Playing and enjoying PvP with RdK mostly on PC EU.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I apply as teacher for efficient stab techniques and the art of evasion. Recommendation letters can be sent if required.
Turn up and start teaching anyone who you find there. Leave the wine for this one though.
This is how education it works yes.
There is an area for practical demonstrations to the side of the classroom section.
Khajiit will just assume you have a long and terrible criminal record. No need for the checking of the paperwork.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Videos:
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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Certified Tamriel Mass Murderer and Illustrious Launderer as well as escaped the filthy guards more than a 100 times. Qualified?Main characters: Feanor the Believer - AD Altmer mSorc - AR 50 - Flawless Conqueror (PC EU)Idril Arnanor - AD Altmer mSorc - CP 217 - Stormproof (PC NA)Other characters:Necrophilius Killgood - DC Imperial NecromancerFearscales - AD Argonian Templar - Stormproof (healer)Draco Imperialis - AD Imperial DK (tank)Cabed Naearamarth - AD Dunmer mDKValirion Willowthorne - AD Bosmer stamBladeTuruna - AD Altmer magBladeKheled Zaram - AD Redguard stamDKKibil Nala - AD Redguard stamSorc - StormproofYavanna Kémentárí - AD Breton magWardenAzog gro-Ghâsh - EP Orc stamWardenVidar Drakenblød - DC Nord mDKMarquis de Peyrac - DC Breton mSorc - StormproofRawlith Khaj'ra - AD Khajiit stamWardenTu'waccah - AD Redguard StamplarAll chars 50 @ CP 1900+. Playing and enjoying PvP with RdK mostly on PC EU.0 -
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Certified Tamriel Mass Murderer and Illustrious Launderer as well as escaped the filthy guards more than a 100 times. Qualified?
Oh most certainly yes.
It is to all our benefit to instruct younger members of the profession. Too many times recently this one has been at work and been interrupted by botched pocket cleaning attempts by a poorly skilled traveller and we are all fed up of seeing an unlooted corpse just lying there yes. Nothing worse than loot that has been left behind.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Videos:
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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✭✭✭✭✭SantieClaws wrote: »@SantieClaws
Certified Tamriel Mass Murderer and Illustrious Launderer as well as escaped the filthy guards more than a 100 times. Qualified?
Oh most certainly yes.
It is to all our benefit to instruct younger members of the profession. Too many times recently this one has been at work and been interrupted by botched pocket cleaning attempts by a poorly skilled traveller and we are all fed up of seeing an unlooted corpse just lying there yes. Nothing worse than loot that has been left behind.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Certainly. I'll bring my Night Terror and Shadow Walker sets just in case in depth demonstrations are required.Main characters: Feanor the Believer - AD Altmer mSorc - AR 50 - Flawless Conqueror (PC EU)Idril Arnanor - AD Altmer mSorc - CP 217 - Stormproof (PC NA)Other characters:Necrophilius Killgood - DC Imperial NecromancerFearscales - AD Argonian Templar - Stormproof (healer)Draco Imperialis - AD Imperial DK (tank)Cabed Naearamarth - AD Dunmer mDKValirion Willowthorne - AD Bosmer stamBladeTuruna - AD Altmer magBladeKheled Zaram - AD Redguard stamDKKibil Nala - AD Redguard stamSorc - StormproofYavanna Kémentárí - AD Breton magWardenAzog gro-Ghâsh - EP Orc stamWardenVidar Drakenblød - DC Nord mDKMarquis de Peyrac - DC Breton mSorc - StormproofRawlith Khaj'ra - AD Khajiit stamWardenTu'waccah - AD Redguard StamplarAll chars 50 @ CP 1900+. Playing and enjoying PvP with RdK mostly on PC EU.1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭More classes they were held today yes.
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Then followed by some practical training at the mansion of a rich Old Mage
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Never to late to enrol. Improve your skills today yes - or maybe tomorrow - this one needs a nap now.
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsVideos:
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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✭Of course...This one could help you Santie, Teach the nooblings in the ways of Procurement (the word theft is soooo derogatory) as this one has been a Master Thief for a long time..LOL..
PS- That Purple on this one's Armor is Contraband Violet from the Black Market Mogul achievement, requirement= Earned 1,000,000 gold by selling items to a fence.Signed, Kotaro Atani.PS5 NAVR16/ CP 160 Khajiit Nightblade of the Aldmeri Dominion, Guildmaster and Assassin of the Queen's Hand guild on NA PC. PvP Officer in the WOLF guild on NA PS5, and of course Master Thief. Currently 3600 CP out of 3600 CP on NA PS5. Currently 810 CP on NA PC (used for PTS testing purposes only). On PS5 I am also a Master Crafter, all traits done and learned, Jewelry crafting done. all Motifs learned on PS5 except for maybe two-three Motifs. All Companions are Max level as are their Skills.Warrior, Lover, Thief.... Nightblade. Aldmeri Dominion For Life! For the Queen!! Go Dominion or go home ! "I have no hatred for the races of Man, but they are young. Like all children, they are driven by emotion. They lack the wisdom that comes with age. I would sooner place an Altmer infant on the Ruby Throne than surrender Tamriel to their capricious whims. The Altmer, the Bosmer and the Khajiit share the common traits of intelligence, patience and reason. We do not seek riches or plunder. Domination is not our goal, nor is the acclamation of power for its own sake. Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines. Stand with us." ―Your Queen Commands, Ayrenn Arana Aldmeri.(All 18 characters are AD only! This one is a AD Loyalist)Member of ESO Since January 29, 2014, started early Access 3/30/14 on PC, currently subbed on NA PS5 and on NA PC. Note- I only use PC for PTS testing purposes, the PS5 is my dedicated Game Platform.Note- for those that don't know how to say Kotaro Atani it's "Ko tar row Ah ta ni" (Ko with a Oh sound, tar which sounds like the sticky black tar stuff, row like rowing a boat, Ah with a AHHHH sound, Ta with a Tahhh sound, Neeee which sounds like knee)"The blowing sands of time wipe clean the footprints of the past...""Moonsugar may be the key to paradise, but it is through a false door...""A perfect society is always elsewhere..."- Unknown book of Khajiiti proverbs.1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Khajiit would be most grateful for teaching assistance.
While at work today so many unlooted bodies and so many pocket walkers left empty.
Respect your fellow pocket technicians - dip, dip, stab! Always!
This college is really needed.
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsVideos:
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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Tasear✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭static_recharge wrote: »Now if only you could practice picking pockets on the assistants in your house! While on the same note I would love a "locked" chest furnishing so that people could practice their lock picking skills too.
Awesome screenshots btw!
@ZOS_RichLambert this a good idea.0 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Incidentally the Old Mage whose house we used for the practical aspects of the training has now locked us out.
Vasin-Dar defiling the carpet with his sickness was apparently too much. Well if you will keep fine liqueurs in the house then of course we will sample every single one of them. Sometimes more than once.
Does anyone have a fine and expensive mansion we could use for practice? This will involve going through your drawers and cupboards, drinking all your booze, climbing on things and leaving paw prints on the walls.
Yours with paws
Professor Santie Claws
Tinget, Tinget, Illa Fixura Ducetur!
Videos:
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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SilverPaws✭✭✭✭✭This has nice and expensive manor in Reaper's March that Santie and her students can use for practice, but a lot furnishing is already gone thanks to the always unlocked door.1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭SilverPaws wrote: »This has nice and expensive manor in Reaper's March that Santie and her students can use for practice, but a lot furnishing is already gone thanks to the always unlocked door.
If you could let Khajiit have the keys yes. That way this one will not have to scratch down the door every time.
This one is most grateful for your offer. Please leave your booze in an obvious place by the front door.
Khajiit will keep it ... safe ... yes.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Videos:
https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
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SilverPaws✭✭✭✭✭@Yushari you can add this one and she will give you keys and booze by front door, this one she will be honored to have Santie College of Pocket Engineering in her house and of course she can use some (free) lessons too, but first it will need to put some more furniture before opening.1
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✭and another "awesome" for you ^^We want firing off Dark Exchange in the middle of combat to feel awesome... - The Wrobler
You know you don't have to be here right? - Rich Lambert
Verrätst du mir deinen Beruf? Ich würde auch gerne mal Annahmen dazu schreiben, wie simple die Aufgaben anderer sind. - Kai Schober
Addons:
RdK Group Tool: esoui DE EN FR
Port to Friend's House: esoui DE EN FR - Library: DE EN
Yet another Compass: esoui DE EN FR
Group Buffs: esoui DE EN FR1 -
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✭Is a Pocket Technician similar to someone who practices the dark arts of Pocket Billiards 0
