Thread for PC Users :)

Sotha_Sil · June 2015

Thread necromancy is the new hype.

UrQuan · June 2015

Spectral_Lord wrote: »

Yes, I have a restoration staff and some skills (Vampire, in my case) on that bar I switch to before completing a quest.

That interesting player I was talking about? Well, I was running around the Alik'r Desert doing all the Dolmens and notifying people that one was up through chat. That's when I ran into a group of players at the Hollow Waste Dolmen. There was a VR 14 player who engaged me in a conversation after we destroyed the Anchor, asking me why I was doing all of them. When had explained I was hunting after this boss, she said to do it her method. From the appearance of her character I could kind of tell what she meant. Basically, going from Dolmen to Dolmen with no armor on, just underwear your character has. Strip Dolmens, she nicknamed it.

I literally had a blast doing that! After doing a few Dolmens, she was mostly with me at Hollow Waste, she wished me good luck with hunting down the Seductive Sisters--the last one I need.

Gave a good laugh and great time in ESO:TU. Too bad I forgot the player's name, I need to send friend requests sooner. Cool players like that are rare for me to find.

Edit: Just got the Seductive Sisters doing this. Off to Bangkorai.

lol that's awesome @Spectral_Lord. On Saturday we had a guild event that was drunken fishing (we do drunken fishing on a semi-regular basis - everyone's on teamspeak and you hand out drinks depending on what you catch, and there are certain words that you can't say because then you have to drink), and it had a twist this time: we had to be wearing nothing but our guild tabards and have no weapons equipped.

We found we were having as much fun punching every mob we came across as we were drinking and fishing. We even did a dolmen with just punching! So now we have a new guild event planned: punch-drunk dolmens!

UrQuan · June 2015

freespirit wrote: »

P3ZZL3 wrote: »

Dude, if you're that bored, get into Chillrend Campaign and go Mining

Not a dude.

Dude is a state of mind... It's unrelated to gender.

Enodoc · June 2015

Why has no-one yet made a thread necromancy meme that actually uses Mannimarco?

UrQuan · June 2015

MissBizz wrote: »

P3ZZL3 wrote: »

I guess for me, the laziest is probably doing Provisioner writs. EAsier just to goto one of my 4 trade guilds and buy 100 of the item i need than mess around lol

I do provisioning writs on 3 of my toons.. only one knows any amount of recipes.. lol

I make a BUNCH of each of the foods needed (there isn't a lot of selection with the max level writs - only like 6 different things) and put it in my bank.

Then - get add-on Cookery Wiz.

This add-on shows you what recipes you know blah blah.. now the really cool part..

You get the writ.. you go to the bank.. you click "My Bank" and BOOM! it pulls ONE of each item you need for your writ from the bank.

Hand in writ.

Profit.

PS - We have now surpassed the amount of pages in the Templar Broken Skills thread. Anyone know of a longer thread?

After you told me about that add-on yesterday I installed it, and I used it on my provisioning writs this morning. It's awesome! All this time I was manually taking the food/drink I needed out of my bank like a SUCKER! In theory this only saves 30 seconds or so, but in practice it saves a lot more than that, because when I was manually taking the items out I would always forget what I needed halfway through and have to go back to my journal, then go back to the banker...

MissBizz · June 2015

Enodoc wrote: »

Why has no-one yet made a thread necromancy meme that actually uses Mannimarco?

Sounds like you have a new goal for the day @Enodoc.

@UrQuan Yeah that is an amazing add-on haha.

I'm at work.. sooo...

Gandrhulf_Harbard · June 2015

MissBizz wrote: »

Reverb wrote: »

MaximusDargus wrote: »

What was the most lazy thing you did in ESO?

Mine so far was teleporting to other player in Rawlkha while being just outside Rawlkha because i was too lazy to cross the river and climb up to city. Swimming in river is so slow and im sure some crocodile would attack me.

The other one is when doing enchanter writs i need to get certain rune from bank and instead of that i just make 5 of glyphs that use this rune and just decon them, usually gives me rune i need and dont have to go to bank.

I've used /stuck in Cyrodiil because I was too lazy to ride back somewhere.

I always wasted my time trying to die! This is so much quicker! Thank you. Mind Blown.

^ This is the same reaction I had.

Along with D'oh!

All The Best

Gandrhulf_Harbard · June 2015

UrQuan wrote: »

and it had a twist this time: we had to be wearing nothing but our guild tabards and have no weapons equipped.

The guild I was in in... ...*ahem*, WoW (Ok, Ok, I said it, I know, I'll go wash my hands now) used to do "Naked Deadmines" runs, and then when we found that too easy we moved on up the dungeon scale.

All The Best

UrQuan · June 2015

MissBizz wrote: »

Reverb wrote: »

MaximusDargus wrote: »

What was the most lazy thing you did in ESO?

Mine so far was teleporting to other player in Rawlkha while being just outside Rawlkha because i was too lazy to cross the river and climb up to city. Swimming in river is so slow and im sure some crocodile would attack me.

The other one is when doing enchanter writs i need to get certain rune from bank and instead of that i just make 5 of glyphs that use this rune and just decon them, usually gives me rune i need and dont have to go to bank.

I've used /stuck in Cyrodiil because I was too lazy to ride back somewhere.

I always wasted my time trying to die! This is so much quicker! Thank you. Mind Blown.

So I started watching that show on Netflix because I found out that Felicia day had a recurring role in it. I didn't realize it would take 7 freaking seasons to get to her first appearance... grumble grumble grumble

MissBizz · June 2015

Gandrhulf_Harbard wrote: »

UrQuan wrote: »

and it had a twist this time: we had to be wearing nothing but our guild tabards and have no weapons equipped.

The guild I was in in... ...*ahem*, WoW (Ok, Ok, I said it, I know, I'll go wash my hands now) used to do "Naked Deadmines" runs, and then when we found that too easy we moved on up the dungeon scale.

All The Best

I've seen other groups do dungeons where they start naked (and I'm pretty sure weaponless) and are only allowed to use what they loot..

I may be wrong but I think they were doing a vet dungeon.

Rinmaethodain · June 2015

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Craglorn storyline quest is so damn annoying.................... seriously

Every damn quest leads you to group dungeon.

and when you want to find a group for that quest you pick up 3 other people and every single of them is in different part of storyline, and if you share quest (sometimes cant because guess what...... some quests need previous ones to be finished) they have to start from beginning, and those objectives tell you to run around whole map like idiot.

And by the time you help someone catch up with you someone from party has to go and all is lost.

Its so [snip] anoying
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PBpsy · June 2015

MaximusDargus wrote: »

[snip]

Craglorn storyline quest is so damn annoying.................... seriously

Every damn quest leads you to group dungeon.

and when you want to find a group for that quest you pick up 3 other people and every single of them is in different part of storyline, and if you share quest (sometimes cant because guess what...... some quests need previous ones to be finished) they have to start from beginning, and those objectives tell you to run around whole map like idiot.

And by the time you help someone catch up with you someone from party has to go and all is lost.

Its so [snip] anoying

Wow really?
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Nebthet78 · June 2015

MaximusDargus wrote: »

[snip]

Craglorn storyline quest is so damn annoying.................... seriously

Every damn quest leads you to group dungeon.

and when you want to find a group for that quest you pick up 3 other people and every single of them is in different part of storyline, and if you share quest (sometimes cant because guess what...... some quests need previous ones to be finished) they have to start from beginning, and those objectives tell you to run around whole map like idiot.

And by the time you help someone catch up with you someone from party has to go and all is lost.

Its so [snip] anoying

OMG I completely agree. I find it very frustrating myself, and while I find the grouping somewhat enjoyable in Craglorn, the total lack of being able to do things in any order and finding a group to do any quests for any length of time with is utterly spoiling what little enjoyment I get.

Enodoc wrote: »

Why has no-one yet made a thread necromancy meme that actually uses Mannimarco?

It's Monday and I just woke up an hour ago. What would you like it to say, my brain has not fully booted up and I have nothing funny or witty to say.

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PBpsy · June 2015

Enodoc wrote: »

Why has no-one yet made a thread necromancy meme that actually uses Mannimarco?

I will try to do something better when I have the time.

http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/98545/critical-strike-as-nightblade#latest
That necromancer was quite skilled.

Xendyn · June 2015

MaximusDargus wrote: »

[snip]

Craglorn storyline quest is so damn annoying.................... seriously

Every damn quest leads you to group dungeon.

and when you want to find a group for that quest you pick up 3 other people and every single of them is in different part of storyline, and if you share quest (sometimes cant because guess what...... some quests need previous ones to be finished) they have to start from beginning, and those objectives tell you to run around whole map like idiot.

And by the time you help someone catch up with you someone from party has to go and all is lost.

Its so [snip] anoying

Ah, you finally got there lol
Welcome to...whatever the heck Craglorn is supposed to be. Yeh, that was our "new content" for the year. Impressive is it not?

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PBpsy · June 2015

Xendyn wrote: »

MaximusDargus wrote: »

[snip]

Craglorn storyline quest is so damn annoying.................... seriously

Every damn quest leads you to group dungeon.

and when you want to find a group for that quest you pick up 3 other people and every single of them is in different part of storyline, and if you share quest (sometimes cant because guess what...... some quests need previous ones to be finished) they have to start from beginning, and those objectives tell you to run around whole map like idiot.

And by the time you help someone catch up with you someone from party has to go and all is lost.

Its so [snip] anoying

Ah, you finally got there lol
Welcome to...whatever the heck Craglorn is supposed to be. Yeh, that was our "new content" for the year. Impressive is it not?

We also had 2 dungeons that were in the game before but were filed with other stuff. Awesome ...

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Xendyn · June 2015

Spectral_Lord wrote: »

I came, I saw, I was burned to ashes. The Son of Molag Bal one-shotted me because of my Vampirism. But I got the achievement. The Daedric Red is mine.

Woot! Grats!

UrQuan · June 2015

Spectral_Lord wrote: »

I came, I saw, I was burned to ashes. The Son of Molag Bal one-shotted me because of my Vampirism. But I got the achievement. The Daedric Red is mine.

Gratz! That's my favorite of the generals. The first time I actually saw him my reaction was something along the lines of "Holy [snip]! Look at the size of him! Now this is going to be a fight!" Frankly, I still kind of feel that way each time he pops up.

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Heishi · June 2015

PBpsy wrote: »

Enodoc wrote: »

Why has no-one yet made a thread necromancy meme that actually uses Mannimarco?

I will try to do something better when I have the time.

http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/98545/critical-strike-as-nightblade#latest
That necromancer was quite skilled.

You know, there's been a number of threads where players were requesting to have necromancer as a class in ESO. I get why they don't. It is clearly a special class reserved exclusively for forums.

Funny thing is it's a no win situation. If you start a new thread, many people will go "there's been a million threads on this already learn to search"

P3ZZL3 · June 2015

Which is a true comment.

However the reality is, if a thread dies quickly then it will be ignored. Unless there are enough posts and pushes to keep it alive and get the buy in or at least attention from Zos then it's one that can be "swept under the carpet".

To be honest, I'm impressed by you all keeping this one going so long

Oh and I found a picture of @MissBizz

Nebthet78 · June 2015

P3ZZL3 wrote: »

Which is a true comment.

However the reality is, if a thread dies quickly then it will be ignored. Unless there are enough posts and pushes to keep it alive and get the buy in or at least attention from Zos then it's one that can be "swept under the carpet".

I see some sweeping under the carpet has already been performed this morning with an certain Axe Wielding thread.

popcorn?

2014-08-05

Pendrillion · June 2015

Its kind of terrifying and amusing at the same time to watch the topics pop up we PC testers discussed ad nausaeum.

Just saw the magelight thread. *snort*

Shunravi · June 2015

Pendrillion wrote: »

Its kind of terrifying and amusing at the same time to watch the topics pop up we PC testers discussed ad nausaeum.

Just saw the magelight thread. *snort*

Merlin13KAGL · June 2015

MissBizz wrote: »

Reverb wrote: »

MaximusDargus wrote: »

What was the most lazy thing you did in ESO?

Mine so far was teleporting to other player in Rawlkha while being just outside Rawlkha because i was too lazy to cross the river and climb up to city. Swimming in river is so slow and im sure some crocodile would attack me.

The other one is when doing enchanter writs i need to get certain rune from bank and instead of that i just make 5 of glyphs that use this rune and just decon them, usually gives me rune i need and dont have to go to bank.

I've used /stuck in Cyrodiil because I was too lazy to ride back somewhere.

I always wasted my time trying to die! This is so much quicker! Thank you. Mind Blown.

@missbizz , @Reverb , if you're done for the night, you're both doing it the hard way.

If you're in a safe spot (for the 10 seconds logout, at least) in Cyro, and you log out, after a fairly short period of time, it will automatically move you to the Cyro Wayshrine when you log back in.

No /stuck
No /gold
No /bloodport
No /problem!

MissBizz · June 2015

Aw thanks @P3ZZL3, but I think you're missing the halo

http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/184752/tonights-xbox-one-maintenance-length-of-downtime#latest

Ooh ooh, they're asking where to find the expected downtime - and asking for patch notes. Don't get your hopes up though.. no meme's or gifs..

Oh, and this thread has been kind of like.. "General BS", which is refreshing

Just general chit chat haha

@Merlin13KAGL I normally want to do stuff after Cyrodiil.. like decon, empty bag and stuff

..and can't you have log-in issues if the campaign is poplocked when you try to log back in?

Oh - and necromancy.. it is okay.. as long as they don't pull up a REALLY old thread that pretty much what the thread is complaining about has already been changed in game...

Wifeaggro13 · June 2015

Necromancy is outlawed in tamriel

freespirit · June 2015

Good Day everyone.....

@Spectral_Lord, grats on doing the Generals, sorry I didn't end up joining you but I lost the PC to my son, who was celebrating finishing his college course.....

Roll On September!!

When he leaves home to go to University because from now until then there is going to be a daily battle over shared PC time.

Oooh I wonder if I'll suffer from empty nest syndrome?

Unlikely!!

Merlin13KAGL · June 2015

MissBizz wrote: »

@Merlin13KAGL I normally want to do stuff after Cyrodiil.. like decon, empty bag and stuff ..and can't you have log-in issues if the campaign is poplocked when you try to log back in?

@MissBizz , I believe in that scenario it will just move you to the pre-Cyrodiil location when you first ported in.

The exception to this can be an issue is inside a Delve. Since they are isolated (not "in Cyrodiil" - go figure), you cannot exit to Cyrodiil if the campaign is pop-locked. So the linger recommendation is for exterior Cyrodiil only.

Besides, you wouldn't want to take the chance of logging back into a delve with the way they're camped these days.

They should simply allow porting to wayshrines outside of Cyrodiil (effectively not much different than /stuck). I understand why they don't want you porting in.

My recommendation is only for if you intend to return directly to Cyrodiil or are literally done for the night.

GreySix · June 2015

freespirit wrote: »

It seems I'm one of the few who found those things (and the movie that spawned them) to be unfunny.

MissBizz · June 2015

http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/184801/lets-discuss-the-difficulty-of-eso-and-how-we-can-make-it-better

@BigM you see that yet? I don't have enough time to get a post up there right now, but will later on in the day