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  • NadiusMaximus
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    Lol.

    No patch this week.
  • Hexyl
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    Sad. :'(
  • P3ZZL3
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    It's no doubt because they are actually about to release a massive patch and are busy running it through the QA Division before they release it on PC to make sure it works and is fluid.

    Whilst they do this, John, the Cleaner from the floor downstaires, is busy working in his free time on the NA/EU Console patches that are still going ahead :)

    Morning all :)

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  • freespirit
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    Happy Monday Everyone......

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    Unfortunately my day has been more like this......

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    I am about to go to war with my ISP, apparently abysmal speeds are completely ok, when coupled with the sentence........

    ''We are working to upgrade the services in your area, unfortunately the issues you are having could go on until October''

    Last night my supposed up to152Mb broadband was consistently hovering at around 10Mb......

    I have to question what they were working on at 9pm on a Sunday night!?!
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  • Rinmaethodain
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    I just called my ISP to renew my internet contract. Im supposed to have 1Mb megabyte/s right now from what i can use only 80% of it and im pretty sure even if im changing to 2Mb now my speed will remain same and ISP will blame it on technical state of my line.

    And the only alternative is other ISP that would still use same line but charging more and offering 'bigger in theory' speeds.

    Other alternatives are LTE, wireless and radio internet with low speeds and horrendous download limits.

    My last war with ISP was about line parameters. For 2 years my internet was running good (its ADSL), connection parameters were ok. I had a router on 10 meter cable to my room. And one day suddenly line parameters dropped down and of course ISP didnt want to do anything because they blamed my cable that was working fine for all that time. ISP logic, there is 1 kilometer of cable from the central to my house but the problem is last 10 meters of my extension cable.
    Edited by Rinmaethodain on June 22, 2015 11:40AM
  • NadiusMaximus
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    It's no doubt because they are actually about to release a massive patch and are busy running it through the QA Division before they release it on PC to make sure it works and is fluid.

    Whilst they do this, John, the Cleaner from the floor downstaires, is busy working in his free time on the NA/EU Console patches that are still going ahead :)

    Morning all :)
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    Sure. I just peed a little laughing so hard at this huge mega fix it all patch we have been told about.
    Last week proved they can't get one thing added to the game without breaking it for hours, so the pure notion they are going to fix everything at once and everything will be *** peaches and rainbows leaves me speechless.

    Besides, does anybody believe a damn thing they say anymore. A ZOS official could tell me the sky is blue and I'd double check just to make sure.
    Edited by NadiusMaximus on June 22, 2015 12:08PM
  • Rinmaethodain
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    Anyone up for some Dolmen destruction in Bangkorai?

    What alliance and server? If NA and AD im up for some caldwell silver/gold dolmen hunting.
  • freespirit
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    Anyone up for some Dolmen destruction in Bangkorai?

    What alliance and server? If NA and AD im up for some caldwell silver/gold dolmen hunting.
    Forgot to add that. My bad. I'm on EU and DC.

    I'm EU and DC AND very bored atm......

    What's your ingame name?

    I'll log in and see if my internet will let me play....



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    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • P3ZZL3
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    Dude, if you're that bored, get into Chillrend Campaign and go Mining :D

    Oh, and @NadiusMaximus ..... are you SURE it's blue? :hushed:

    Edited by P3ZZL3 on June 22, 2015 12:15PM
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  • freespirit
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    Dude, if you're that bored, get into Chillrend Campaign and go Mining :D

    Not a dude. :)

    Chillrend is my assigned Campaign.....

    What do you mean by mining?

    I am not a PVP fan unless with people who know how useless I am!! :)

    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • P3ZZL3
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    Opps, well, it actually wasn't an opening response aligned to male or female to be honest :)

    Soooo Dudetttte... :)

    Mining is basically jumping into the mines around Cyrodiil and grabbing the chests, do 3-4 rotations and get some martial gear then head off to another one. Maybe chuck in a Dolman in between :)

    Last night, me and a DC Colleague we were deep in the depths of EP picking up the remaining Skyshards we needed (I've already completed on first alt, now getting them all in second :))
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  • Rinmaethodain
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    What was the most lazy thing you did in ESO?

    Mine so far was teleporting to other player in Rawlkha while being just outside Rawlkha because i was too lazy to cross the river and climb up to city. Swimming in river is so slow and im sure some crocodile would attack me.

    The other one is when doing enchanter writs i need to get certain rune from bank and instead of that i just make 5 of glyphs that use this rune and just decon them, usually gives me rune i need and dont have to go to bank.
  • freespirit
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    Opps, well, it actually wasn't an opening response aligned to male or female to be honest :)

    Soooo Dudetttte... :)

    Mining is basically jumping into the mines around Cyrodiil and grabbing the chests, do 3-4 rotations and get some martial gear then head off to another one. Maybe chuck in a Dolman in between :)

    Last night, me and a DC Colleague we were deep in the depths of EP picking up the remaining Skyshards we needed (I've already completed on first alt, now getting them all in second :))

    Thanks for the explanation. :)

    I'm afraid I'm really not a fan of Cyrodiil though, I find the distances needed to travel anywhere very annoying, especially as I often get killed......

    However I do enjoy a bit of Dolmen bashing, infact last few times I've actually logged in, all I did was hop around the Rift(VR10) doing the Dolmens and WB.......

    I have a few generals missing on some of my VR's......

    I find solo-ing them good fun and great for swapping around skills to see what I might have missed. :)

    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • Hexyl
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    x) so lazy.

    I expect every time someone comes into dungeon for teleport on him..
  • rcarp711_ESO
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    If ESO can't survive without the console users, then the game deserves to die. And if it did, then maybe the pc game companies would stop catering to the console users.

    My fear is that if console games dies, game dev companies will simply conclude that there is no money in game development. Too often I get the nagging feeling that they all just assume consoles are the only legitimate future for gaming.
  • Xendyn
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    Mornin all

    So this thread was dragged out of the vault this morning and man...what I wouldn't give to have a functioning UI back in this game. forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/183978/i-went-on-an-archaeology-expedition-on-my-hard-drive-and-found-the-long-lost-oft-demanded-true-ui#latest

    And some breakfast for you :)

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    Oops, sorry, I ate it all
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  • Reverb
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    What was the most lazy thing you did in ESO?

    ...The other one is when doing enchanter writs i need to get certain rune from bank and instead of that i just make 5 of glyphs that use this rune and just decon them, usually gives me rune i need and dont have to go to bank.

    I totally do this. I laugh at myself because seriously, the bank is less than a minute away and I'm gonna make and decon as many glyphs as I need to get that darn Denima? Glad to know I'm not the only one.
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  • Wifeaggro13
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    Mornin all

    So this thread was dragged out of the vault this morning and man...what I wouldn't give to have a functioning UI back in this game. forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/183978/i-went-on-an-archaeology-expedition-on-my-hard-drive-and-found-the-long-lost-oft-demanded-true-ui#latest

    And some breakfast for you :)

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    Oops, sorry, I ate it all

    Attorneyatlawl was awesome he had been playing the game since alpha. matter of fact he is the one that started doing the VR dungeons solo and posting videos shortly after launch. Needless to see i dont even think he tanks the forums anymore lol. nor does he play like the majority of beta to launch players
  • MissBizz
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    Opps, well, it actually wasn't an opening response aligned to male or female to be honest :)

    Soooo Dudetttte... :)

    <snip>

    I use "guys" in the same fashion "Hey guys" is like saying "Hey everyone" to me.
    What was the most lazy thing you did in ESO?

    Mine so far was teleporting to other player in Rawlkha while being just outside Rawlkha because i was too lazy to cross the river and climb up to city. Swimming in river is so slow and im sure some crocodile would attack me.

    The other one is when doing enchanter writs i need to get certain rune from bank and instead of that i just make 5 of glyphs that use this rune and just decon them, usually gives me rune i need and dont have to go to bank.

    Whenever Elden hollow is the pledge... (I pick up my pledges at Grahtwood).. I wait for someone to port there and travel to player... lol. I also wait until someone else teleports out of ANY dungeon (and gets back to grahtwood) so I can teleport to player and hand it in...
    Xendyn wrote: »
    Mornin all

    So this thread was dragged out of the vault this morning and man...what I wouldn't give to have a functioning UI back in this game. forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/183978/i-went-on-an-archaeology-expedition-on-my-hard-drive-and-found-the-long-lost-oft-demanded-true-ui#latest

    And some breakfast for you :)

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    Oops, sorry, I ate it all

    Do you remember when that fellow would make a fresh thread every single month asking for UI updates? Monthly Ui Thread? heh...

    Well if someone drug it out.. I better go support.

    Oh, and mornin' all!

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  • Reverb
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    What was the most lazy thing you did in ESO?

    Mine so far was teleporting to other player in Rawlkha while being just outside Rawlkha because i was too lazy to cross the river and climb up to city. Swimming in river is so slow and im sure some crocodile would attack me.

    The other one is when doing enchanter writs i need to get certain rune from bank and instead of that i just make 5 of glyphs that use this rune and just decon them, usually gives me rune i need and dont have to go to bank.

    I've used /stuck in Cyrodiil because I was too lazy to ride back somewhere.
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  • P3ZZL3
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    Reverb wrote: »
    I've used /stuck in Cyrodiil because I was too lazy to ride back somewhere.

    That's just standard practice isn't it? I've NEVER ridden back to a shrine, EVER in Cyro lol
    Edited by P3ZZL3 on June 22, 2015 1:41PM
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  • MissBizz
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    Reverb wrote: »
    What was the most lazy thing you did in ESO?

    Mine so far was teleporting to other player in Rawlkha while being just outside Rawlkha because i was too lazy to cross the river and climb up to city. Swimming in river is so slow and im sure some crocodile would attack me.

    The other one is when doing enchanter writs i need to get certain rune from bank and instead of that i just make 5 of glyphs that use this rune and just decon them, usually gives me rune i need and dont have to go to bank.

    I've used /stuck in Cyrodiil because I was too lazy to ride back somewhere.

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    I always wasted my time trying to die! This is so much quicker! Thank you. Mind Blown.
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  • P3ZZL3
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    I guess for me, the laziest is probably doing Provisioner writs. EAsier just to goto one of my 4 trade guilds and buy 100 of the item i need than mess around :) lol
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  • Shunravi
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    Laziest thing ive ever done is probably destroy a bunch of things in my inventory. Instead of selling them to the vendor standing right next to me. Because i was to lazy to close my inventory screen and use the vendor...
    This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!
  • MissBizz
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    I guess for me, the laziest is probably doing Provisioner writs. EAsier just to goto one of my 4 trade guilds and buy 100 of the item i need than mess around :) lol

    I do provisioning writs on 3 of my toons.. only one knows any amount of recipes.. lol

    I make a BUNCH of each of the foods needed (there isn't a lot of selection with the max level writs - only like 6 different things) and put it in my bank.

    Then - get add-on Cookery Wiz.

    This add-on shows you what recipes you know blah blah.. now the really cool part..

    You get the writ.. you go to the bank.. you click "My Bank" and BOOM! it pulls ONE of each item you need for your writ from the bank.

    Hand in writ.

    Profit.

    PS - We have now surpassed the amount of pages in the Templar Broken Skills thread. Anyone know of a longer thread?
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  • Xendyn
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    I guess for me, the laziest is probably doing Provisioner writs. EAsier just to goto one of my 4 trade guilds and buy 100 of the item i need than mess around :) lol

    Ah, I just have my provisioner make 50 or so of the foods and drinks for the writs (my 5 that can do prov writs are all maxed but only one is the actual chef and has 486/487 recipes ingame) and everyone just pulls what they need that day out of the bank and goes. Same with Alchemy pots and the runes needed for enchants every day.

    My mornings consist of logging in a character, go to writ board, make the enchant glyph, go to bank and pull what's needed for the other writs, head to Crag and turn in. Rinse and repeat.

    I mostly stick to the consumables ones.
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  • MissBizz
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    Shunravi wrote: »
    Laziest thing ive ever done is probably destroy a bunch of things in my inventory. Instead of selling them to the vendor standing right next to me. Because i was to lazy to close my inventory screen and use the vendor...

    See, I find destroying things more... active. I sell 0g stuff to vendors all the time because it's easier to just hit 'E' and sell it to them than it is to right click and press destroy...
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  • P3ZZL3
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    ^^ Agreed :D

    @MissBizz I think our next landmark in here would be taking down the AUA Thread in the Stickies :D
    Edited by P3ZZL3 on June 22, 2015 2:11PM
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  • MissBizz
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    Uh-oh...

    Another thread has risen from the graveyard..

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/68504/solo-play-too-difficult/p12

    And IMO - it shouldn't have. As well.. I won't support it.
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  • Shunravi
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Uh-oh...

    Another thread has risen from the graveyard..

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/68504/solo-play-too-difficult/p12

    And IMO - it shouldn't have. As well.. I won't support it.

    I hate that thread...
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