Zerg Squad playing EP now, WTF'eh?

AyelineESO

prootch wrote: »

Roooh Ayeline, just chain bashing the ethalulz... don't spoil it.
He ran from cyro to avoid getting chained, but he comes here daily for his little forum wipe

Are you in love with him or why do you want his attention so badly?
sorry, but he's got a girlfriend already

but seriously. Whats your problem?

prootch

Jealous so ? sure not available to post teen rageboyz who obviously did not swallow their oeudipus tbf, but i'm sure you could plan some 3team with him on mariokart pvp. level.

Now he's the one posting for salt after any of my replies on this forum... so he just gets some lulz ^^
Our whole alliance is lulzing him hard since he ran from cyro, now even taking bets on his next forum bs.

He's not even playing... but still comes here to get his daily bash...
Just another attention ***. Nothing more.

InvitationNotFound

what the *** did I just read?

I guess i need some popcorn, this could be fun to follow

chi_ras

(seems that the thread got hijacked, to get back to the original topic:)

ZS, I personally don't like your playstyle, but that's a matter of opinion and you are definitely good at it. So really: Have fun on this side of the map!

I ask you however to keep in mind (in every faction) that there are people behind the characters, alot of them not with your experience and time to min/max chars/grps. If you press too hard on them, people, especially new ones, will leave pvp or the game entirely. Experienced players will avoid you. Elite players you recruit and add to your balls, if they want. So it's no surprise that you don't find enemies and good fights.

So you switching factions regularly is welcome, but you wont get "a challenge" there either, at least not for long. Split up and ball against each others and see who's best. Problem solved. (No sarcasm and QQ here, I really don't see that anybody else in EU can match your strength as a ball, and that's why you become bored.)

prootch

chi_ras wrote: »

So you switching factions regularly is welcome, but you wont get "a challenge"

Well... playing with the AD primetime woodemp was really no challenge for them.
And switching to EP was a very good move to sustain EP opposition on TF.
+ prime time groups do need some clever opposition.

For once a group made a clever move for balance. Applause.

Magıc

AyelineESO wrote: »

prootch wrote: »

Aaaand ethalulz rageboy proc !
Not playing anymore, but puking all the more on everyone of my posts still moaaar butthurt.

Etaniel wrote: »

3 times in prime time...

Over two weeks little butthurt ethalulz... which considering TF campaign condition is more than the other two factions or any guild can claim over the same period, since no emp was taken on prime time whether EP/AD (AD emps being 6am woodemps).

Seems your rageboy level is getting to new highs and your ridiculous forum bs to new lows.

Then you would actually know if you were not playing mariokart pvp at the time...really too bad you had to run from cyro to avoid the kills... now, when did your lulz guild ever made an emp on the main campaign ?
(and now he soon comes with a "did not run for emp"... poor excuse for "never able to run for emp anyway".

Try to exist more little ethalulz...
Aaaand butthurt proc !

did you ever take into consideration that not everyone cares about getting emp or winning the campaign but is on the lookout for good fights?

Prootch is still living in the past, thinking the campaign matters. Best part is they never win the campaign, they can't compete with AD

prootch

No one cares about the campaign anymore, the last ones probably stopped caring since AD began to woodemp every morning
Again, avoid subjects you dont know anything about...

Now considering some of the latest AD woodemps names, it's clear that some of your guildmates who woke up early to pvdoor did care to cap that woodemp they played in prime time ^^ even woody ones

Get to live in the ingame reality little magic.

MagnusRex

I can´t help it but everytime I see a prootch post I can´t help but visualise a 40 year old guy in a striped shirt proudly holding a baguette and a My Little Pony figurine after pressing post reply.

Morostyle

Fun fact: Did you know DC "wood emp" during the night aswell? Or are you visiting Narnia during that time, lol
Btw - AD havent had a emp for a week now - Yes they might cap the map around 6 am - but blues do the same 3 hours earlier.

Etaniel

MagnusRex wrote: »

I can´t help it but everytime I see a prootch post I can´t help but visualise a 40 year old guy in a striped shirt proudly holding a baguette and a My Little Pony figurine after pressing post reply.

With his 400 man lulz crusade standing in the back applauding his remarks

Magıc

prootch wrote: »

No one cares about the campaign anymore, the last ones probably stopped caring since AD began to woodemp every morning
Again, avoid subjects you dont know anything about...

Now considering some of the latest AD woodemps names, it's clear that some of your guildmates who woke up early to pvdoor did care to cap that woodemp they played in prime time ^^ even woody ones

Get to live in the ingame reality little magic.

I don't understand half the sentence but everytime I login to ESO, the whole guild is on their EP chars (except Lieb -.-), during most of the day. Only time I personally log in to my AD chars is for writs/trading etc. and I'm guessing it's the same for the rest.

Want to explain why you're capping emp at 3AM vs 1 bar AD/EP? Sounds like a typical woodemp to me.

Miruku

The last time campaign matterd was the last time prootch was seen out of a zerg.

Etaniel

Miruku wrote: »

The last time campaign matter was the last time prootch was seen out of a zerg.

Keyword here is seen #cloak

GrigorijMalahevich

Miruku wrote: »

The last time campaign matterd was the last time prootch was seen out of a zerg.

Gold!

Nermy

I'm going to create the Prootch Drinking Game!

Every time Prootch uses one of the the following words you need to have the corresponding drink!

• Butthurt - 1 finger
• Lulz - 1 finger
• Rageboyz - 2 fingers
• Woodemp - 2 fingers
• QQ - 3 fingers
• Buttheal - down it!!

Hexys

Nermy wrote: »

I'm going to create the Prootch Drinking Game!

Every time Prootch uses one of the the following words you need to have the corresponding drink!

• Butthurt - 1 finger
• Lulz - 1 finger
• Rageboyz - 2 fingers
• Woodemp - 2 fingers
• QQ - 3 fingers
• Buttheal - down it!!

Come on @Nermy you really don't want to get drunk I see. I say you drink everytime prootch enters stealth, impales you on 90%+ hp or every rock you pass while 20 hungry hyena's come after you for that 200 AP.

Nermy

Hexys wrote: »

Nermy wrote: »

I'm going to create the Prootch Drinking Game!

Every time Prootch uses one of the the following words you need to have the corresponding drink!

• Butthurt - 1 finger
• Lulz - 1 finger
• Rageboyz - 2 fingers
• Woodemp - 2 fingers
• QQ - 3 fingers
• Buttheal - down it!!

Come on @Nermy you really don't want to get drunk I see. I say you drink everytime prootch enters stealth, impales you on 90%+ hp or every rock you pass while 20 hungry hyena's come after you for that 200 AP.

Hehe... I did used to play a drinking game on Friday nights with the Wabbas. A drink for a successful siege, a drink if we wiped a group and down it if we wiped!

Etaniel

Nermy wrote: »

Hexys wrote: »

Nermy wrote: »

I'm going to create the Prootch Drinking Game!

Every time Prootch uses one of the the following words you need to have the corresponding drink!

• Butthurt - 1 finger
• Lulz - 1 finger
• Rageboyz - 2 fingers
• Woodemp - 2 fingers
• QQ - 3 fingers
• Buttheal - down it!!

Come on @Nermy you really don't want to get drunk I see. I say you drink everytime prootch enters stealth, impales you on 90%+ hp or every rock you pass while 20 hungry hyena's come after you for that 200 AP.

Hehe... I did used to play a drinking game on Friday nights with the Wabbas. A drink for a successful siege, a drink if we wiped a group and down it if we wiped!

Last time I did a drinking game on Eso was back in the smurf squad days where Blobs organised karaoke nights on teamspeak... 2 and a half years ago? Those were good fun

Biro123

Nermy wrote: »

Hexys wrote: »

Nermy wrote: »

I'm going to create the Prootch Drinking Game!

Every time Prootch uses one of the the following words you need to have the corresponding drink!

• Butthurt - 1 finger
• Lulz - 1 finger
• Rageboyz - 2 fingers
• Woodemp - 2 fingers
• QQ - 3 fingers
• Buttheal - down it!!

Come on @Nermy you really don't want to get drunk I see. I say you drink everytime prootch enters stealth, impales you on 90%+ hp or every rock you pass while 20 hungry hyena's come after you for that 200 AP.

Hehe... I did used to play a drinking game on Friday nights with the Wabbas. A drink for a successful siege, a drink if we wiped a group and down it if we wiped!

That explains a lot!

Hexys

Nermy wrote: »

Hexys wrote: »

Nermy wrote: »

I'm going to create the Prootch Drinking Game!

Every time Prootch uses one of the the following words you need to have the corresponding drink!

• Butthurt - 1 finger
• Lulz - 1 finger
• Rageboyz - 2 fingers
• Woodemp - 2 fingers
• QQ - 3 fingers
• Buttheal - down it!!

Come on @Nermy you really don't want to get drunk I see. I say you drink everytime prootch enters stealth, impales you on 90%+ hp or every rock you pass while 20 hungry hyena's come after you for that 200 AP.

Hehe... I did used to play a drinking game on Friday nights with the Wabbas. A drink for a successful siege, a drink if we wiped a group and down it if we wiped!

hahaha that's cool to!

@AbraXuSeXile remembers our snipe-only-raids, everyone yolo, if you die you drink XD if someone avenges you, you drink to.

Hekaterin

I believe Big Boss still cares for the campaign, no? Taking the map for the queen and so

As for ZS being on EP, I feel that change to the point of view is always good. AD surely doesn't need them atm either - should be plenty of fun against the hordes

Nermy

Biro123 wrote: »

Nermy wrote: »

Hexys wrote: »

Nermy wrote: »

I'm going to create the Prootch Drinking Game!

Every time Prootch uses one of the the following words you need to have the corresponding drink!

• Butthurt - 1 finger
• Lulz - 1 finger
• Rageboyz - 2 fingers
• Woodemp - 2 fingers
• QQ - 3 fingers
• Buttheal - down it!!

Come on @Nermy you really don't want to get drunk I see. I say you drink everytime prootch enters stealth, impales you on 90%+ hp or every rock you pass while 20 hungry hyena's come after you for that 200 AP.

Hehe... I did used to play a drinking game on Friday nights with the Wabbas. A drink for a successful siege, a drink if we wiped a group and down it if we wiped!

That explains a lot!

Yeah, lmao!! Good times...

Derra

prootch wrote: »

Roooh Ayeline, just chain bashing the ethalulz... don't spoil it.
He ran from cyro to avoid getting chained, but he comes here daily for his little forum wipe

You always make me feel important when your whole 24 man group mounts up to chase us from ash gate to ic entrance just to ulti dump two sorcs.

You obviously deem us (two sorcs out of a 5 person guild) more important than anything else on the map. What a great honor this is - considering you´re the selfproclaimed most influential guild during primetime.

I have to ask though: What makes us so special to you that you always go out of your way to enjoy fighting us?

AbraXuSeXile

Hexys wrote: »

Nermy wrote: »

Hexys wrote: »

Nermy wrote: »

I'm going to create the Prootch Drinking Game!

Every time Prootch uses one of the the following words you need to have the corresponding drink!

• Butthurt - 1 finger
• Lulz - 1 finger
• Rageboyz - 2 fingers
• Woodemp - 2 fingers
• QQ - 3 fingers
• Buttheal - down it!!

Come on @Nermy you really don't want to get drunk I see. I say you drink everytime prootch enters stealth, impales you on 90%+ hp or every rock you pass while 20 hungry hyena's come after you for that 200 AP.

Hehe... I did used to play a drinking game on Friday nights with the Wabbas. A drink for a successful siege, a drink if we wiped a group and down it if we wiped!

hahaha that's cool to!

@AbraXuSeXile remembers our snipe-only-raids, everyone yolo, if you die you drink XD if someone avenges you, you drink to.

Haha was epic! Driiiinkkkk

Nermy

AbraXuSeXile wrote: »

Hexys wrote: »

Nermy wrote: »

Hexys wrote: »

Nermy wrote: »

I'm going to create the Prootch Drinking Game!

Every time Prootch uses one of the the following words you need to have the corresponding drink!

• Butthurt - 1 finger
• Lulz - 1 finger
• Rageboyz - 2 fingers
• Woodemp - 2 fingers
• QQ - 3 fingers
• Buttheal - down it!!

Come on @Nermy you really don't want to get drunk I see. I say you drink everytime prootch enters stealth, impales you on 90%+ hp or every rock you pass while 20 hungry hyena's come after you for that 200 AP.

Hehe... I did used to play a drinking game on Friday nights with the Wabbas. A drink for a successful siege, a drink if we wiped a group and down it if we wiped!

hahaha that's cool to!

@AbraXuSeXile remembers our snipe-only-raids, everyone yolo, if you die you drink XD if someone avenges you, you drink to.

Haha was epic! Driiiinkkkk

I had a soundclip of Father Jack yelling 'Driiinnnk' I used to play and everyone had to have drink!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_Dcl2aUzsc

Lieblingsjunge

Magıc wrote: »

prootch wrote: »

No one cares about the campaign anymore, the last ones probably stopped caring since AD began to woodemp every morning
Again, avoid subjects you dont know anything about...

Now considering some of the latest AD woodemps names, it's clear that some of your guildmates who woke up early to pvdoor did care to cap that woodemp they played in prime time ^^ even woody ones

Get to live in the ingame reality little magic.

I don't understand half the sentence but everytime I login to ESO, the whole guild is on their EP chars (except Lieb -.-), during most of the day. Only time I personally log in to my AD chars is for writs/trading etc. and I'm guessing it's the same for the rest.

mhmmhmhmhmhmhmhm. "Except Lieb" Pffffff.

Nermy wrote: »

I'm going to create the Prootch Drinking Game!

Every time Prootch uses one of the the following words you need to have the corresponding drink!

• Butthurt - 1 finger
• Lulz - 1 finger
• Rageboyz - 2 fingers
• Woodemp - 2 fingers
• QQ - 3 fingers
• Buttheal - down it!!

10/10.

Avaglaor

Hexys wrote: »

Come on @Nermy you really don't want to get drunk I see.

Who Nermy? lol he is drunk every night :P He is just looking for excuses to drink more^^

Vapirko

Morostyle wrote: »

Takllin wrote: »

Traitors! Faction hackers!

Yesh! But lets face it - PVP for us got boring in the end.. EP and DC were avoiding us, especially the premades... *Yawn*
On prime time we went PVdoor with 0 inc...

And since EP is the weakest factions... It was time.

#FULLFIST AD!

People avoid a destro/sorc ulti bombing zerg???? I wonder why...

Lieblingsjunge

Vapirko wrote: »

Morostyle wrote: »

Takllin wrote: »

Traitors! Faction hackers!

Yesh! But lets face it - PVP for us got boring in the end.. EP and DC were avoiding us, especially the premades... *Yawn*
On prime time we went PVdoor with 0 inc...

And since EP is the weakest factions... It was time.

#FULLFIST AD!

People avoid a destro/sorc ulti bombing zerg???? I wonder why...

Note what Moro said about the *premades*. The main issue was that premade groups, that also run ulti-bomb train avoided ZS. Naturally, you go where you have the highest chance of getting decent fights(which is, in the end, what's epic about it.). And EP barely have guilds that runs organised on TF, whereas AD got a couple and DC got quite a few.

Nermy

Avaglaor wrote: »

Hexys wrote: »

Come on @Nermy you really don't want to get drunk I see.

Who Nermy? lol he is drunk every night :P He is just looking for excuses to drink more^^

*shush* Avagalor... That's WarChiefRondar! Anyway, you told me when I drink I'm your secret weapon!!




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