Natch potes?

SantieClaws

Khajiit will natch you the potes for a price ...

Super top secret teasers include:

The speaker of the Dark Brotherhood can now be found wearing sweatpants and an old hoodie if you approach him outside of his working hours.

The Blade of Woe can now also be used as a letter opener for your craft hireling mails.

New personality available in game - 'twitchy player waiting for natch potes'


Yours with paws
Santie Claws

Rohamad_Ali

These patch notes are clunky and confusing and lack many things .

OrphanHelgen

Molag_Crow wrote: »

You knew it was coming!

watched 20 rounds of this, still laughing my ass off

ynotcruzwitme

Patch is downloaded. Where are the natch potes?

Tib

SantieClaws wrote: »

Khajiit will natch you the potes for a price ...

Super top secret teasers include:

The speaker of the Dark Brotherhood can now be found wearing sweatpants and an old hoodie if you approach him outside of his working hours.

The Blade of Woe can now also be used as a letter opener for your craft hireling mails.

New personality available in game - 'twitchy player waiting for natch potes'


Yours with paws
Santie Claws

So... so...you didn't listen to the player feedback at all??? The majority of the community posted discussions and extensive reports of why the Blade of Woe should *not* be used as a letter opener. Ever since the Echalette and Pocket Mammoths were forced upon us as the hidden implementations, we knew that the game balance would just get worse. And we were right! I'm saying this as a professional and retired IT guru and self-proclaimed master programmer, so I hope you understand my words have some weight dude - I have seen my fair deal of f*ckups by big companies, but this is the worst...

Thanks, really.. you've ruined the whole DB skill line and broken the game! I'm unsubbing, uninstalling and chemically destroying the physical discs as we speak, never to return

Karacule_Fairystar

it's downloading now so I guess patch notes will be up in a second.

Greydir

German Natch Potes there already seems like Kai has won the race

Simtarr

Only thing I would like to know is
Where do you see that there is a patch?
All I see is it saying is,
[IN PROGRESS] North American PC/Mac megaserver for patch maintenance
Does not say there is a patch

SantieClaws

nurrtibub16_ESO wrote: »

So... so...you didn't listen to the player feedback at all??? The majority of the community posted discussions and extensive reports of why the Blade of Woe should *not* be used as a letter opener. Ever since the Echalette and Pocket Mammoths were forced upon us as the hidden implementations, we knew that the game balance would just get worse. And we were right! I'm saying this as a professional and retired IT guru and self-proclaimed master programmer, so I hope you understand my words have some weight dude - I have seen my fair deal of f*ckups by big companies, but this is the worst...

Thanks, really.. you've ruined the whole DB skill line and broken the game! I'm unsubbing, uninstalling and chemically destroying the physical discs as we speak, never to return

This one recommends you store your unwanted items in the Bank of Khajiit before leaving Tamriel.

Please note that all deposits remain the property of the Bank of Khajiit - forever.

Yours with banking paws
Santie Claws

ZOS_JessicaFolsom

Here you go!

bottleofsyrup

Simtarr wrote: »

Only thing I would like to know is
Where do you see that there is a patch?
All I see is it saying is,
[IN PROGRESS] North American PC/Mac megaserver for patch maintenance
Does not say there is a patch

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d8rmir

Wasn't the passive "medicinal use" also broken? I don't see anything about it in the notes

MissBizz

ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »

Here you go!

@ZOS_JessicaFolsom No group finder fix??

Rohamad_Ali

ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »

Here you go!

That's it ?

You stopped Nightblades from jumping keep walls but not DK ?

Ultimates fixed ?

ZOS_JessicaFolsom

d8rmir wrote: »

Wasn't the passive "medicinal use" also broken? I don't see anything about it in the notes

It is, and we're still working on a fix for it. The fix didn't make it into this incremental patch, unfortunately.

Maxime

No Natch Potes guys. Zenimax must keep it a secret... so I figure it is a Dark Brotherhood one

ZOS_JessicaFolsom

Roehamad_Ali wrote: »

ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »

Here you go!

That's it ?

You stopped Nightblades from jumping keep walls but not DK ?

Ultimates fixed ?

It's a small patch, yes. We expect the next incremental to cover more things.

The Dragonknight wall jumping issue is a bit trickier to fix than the Nightblade one, but it is something we're looking at.

And yes, the issue that was causing Ultimates to behave strangely (or not fire off at all) is fixed. That's this note:

Fixed an issue where bonuses that reduced the cost of Ultimate abilities were causing Ultimates to fail to cast at the new reduced cost, or at all.

Molec

ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »

Here you go!

I imagine you feel like a school teacher allocating the days reading to the children

"Natch Potes please miss"

SahrotRein

What about weapon swapping issue? I've gone through the suprisingly short natch potes 3 times but I can't seem to find this I actually expected this to be hotfixed the day after DB, is it not fixed even now?

NovaShadow

And the PVP vendor whose been MIA all weekend? No mention of her either.

Judas Helviaryn

Please tell us the clunky animations for most melee skills (Concealed weapon, puncture and its morphs, and such) were unintentional. My magicka sorc plays better with his staff and crushing shock, and frags/mage's wrath are more responsive yes, but my stam builds have quite literally had their effective burst and sustain DPS halved using the same methods pre and post-patch.

Stam/In-your-face builds have been the most fun I've ever had on an MMO, and I don't want to be relegated back to defensive casters or support builds.

I'm glad you guys knocked out the ultimate problem, at the least.

ZOS_JessicaFolsom

Runaan wrote: »

What about weapon swapping issue? I've gone through the suprisingly short natch potes 3 times but I can't seem to find this I actually expected this to be hotfixed the day after DB, is it not fixed even now?

That's one we're working on a fix for also, but it didn't get into this incremental patch. It's not a hotfixable issue. The Dev team had about 3-4 days to get things into this patch, so anything that took a little longer to fix or test will be rolled into the next one.

anitajoneb17_ESO

ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »

d8rmir wrote: »

Wasn't the passive "medicinal use" also broken? I don't see anything about it in the notes

It is, and we're still working on a fix for it. The fix didn't make it into this incremental patch, unfortunately.

So that's a "soonfix". k....

ANd, @ZOS_JessicaFolsom , you're supposed to post a meme. We're creatures of habits and rituals. Don't break our Natch Potes rituals, they're sacred. Post a meme. Please. Or a short RP thing if you prefer (I know you excell at it ;-) ).

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Sheezabeast

@ZOS_JessicaFolsom thank you for fixing the Soul-Meld Mage, I was so frustrated getting stuck in that door and not being able to access the alchemy shop after completing it.

Rohamad_Ali

ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »

Roehamad_Ali wrote: »

ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »

Here you go!

That's it ?

You stopped Nightblades from jumping keep walls but not DK ?

Ultimates fixed ?

It's a small patch, yes. We expect the next incremental to cover more things.

The Dragonknight wall jumping issue is a bit trickier to fix than the Nightblade one, but it is something we're looking at.

And yes, the issue that was causing Ultimates to behave strangely (or not fire off at all) is fixed. That's this note:

Fixed an issue where bonuses that reduced the cost of Ultimate abilities were causing Ultimates to fail to cast at the new reduced cost, or at all.

Yes I see I edited the Ultimate question .Thank you .

code65536

ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »

d8rmir wrote: »

Wasn't the passive "medicinal use" also broken? I don't see anything about it in the notes

It is, and we're still working on a fix for it. The fix didn't make it into this incremental patch, unfortunately.

Seeing as how this issue was reported (and acknowledged by ZOS) half-way through the PTS, this is very disappointing. What's the point of having a PTS when issues that get reported--this and many others, some of which were reported during the first week of PTS--aren't addressed and make it onto Live weeks later?

vyndral13preub18_ESO

So no dungeon finder fix? Or did i miss it? My record so far is 3 hours and 40 minutes queued.

Meshal

ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »

Here you go!

please tell me the sound problem is fixed?!!!!!!

GRYM.LOCKE

Saw this in the Patch Notes:


Graphics & Performance •We have made general framerate improvements both the 32-bit and 64-bit Mac and PC game clients.


1: Does this affect Wrothgar?

* Usual frame rate in this area is ussually affected by 30/40 fps loss

2: Does his affect Reapers march?

* Usual frame rate in this area is ussually affected by 40/50 fps loss also also affects Skills from working at all

ZOS_JessicaFolsom

anitajoneb17_ESO wrote: »

ZOS_JessicaFolsom wrote: »

d8rmir wrote: »

Wasn't the passive "medicinal use" also broken? I don't see anything about it in the notes

It is, and we're still working on a fix for it. The fix didn't make it into this incremental patch, unfortunately.

So that's a "soonfix". k....

ANd, @ZOS_JessicaFolsom , you're supposed to post a meme. We're creatures of habits and rituals. Don't break our Natch Potes rituals, they're sacred. Post a meme. Please. Or a short RP thing if you prefer (I know you excell at it ;-) ).

.

Sorry, I know. The maintenance was ahead of schedule and I figured you guys would want your notes posted before the server came back up.