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Natch potes?

MyNameIsElias
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Can i has natch potes @ZOS_JessicaFolsom ?
  • MyNameIsElias
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    I know its 3 min until the server goes down, but i can always hope ;)
  • SlayerTheDragon
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    Nobody is at the office yet. Still on weekend vacation spending Disco Senche profits.
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  • Birdovic
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    Nobody is at the office yet. Still on weekend vacation spending Disco Senche profits.

    A good laugh in the morning is a good start in the day, thanks :smiley:
  • Faunter
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    Nobody is at the office yet. Still on weekend vacation spending Disco Senche profits.

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  • BFT88
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    Nobody is at the office yet. Still on weekend vacation spending Disco Senche profits.

    bahahahahaha that made me laugh
  • I_killed_Vivec
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    The perfect start to a Monday morning at ZoS - send in the office junior to restart the servers, then you can amble in six hours later to write up some Natch Potes.
  • magnusthorek
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    That if the junior don't trip off his own legs and disconnect a couple cables along the way and the maintenance take a (not-so) good 12h again.
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  • DenniMyuu
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    Nobody is at the office yet. Still on weekend vacation spending Disco Senche profits.

    Where's the LOL-Button when you need one.
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    EU PC
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  • Enodoc
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    @ZOS_JessicaFolsom Is it a permanent change to the regular schedule that NA and EU maintenance are happening at the same time? This has happened a few times recently.
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  • MyNameIsElias
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    And yes i'd like some salt with my patch notes please.
    Edited by MyNameIsElias on June 6, 2016 11:02AM
  • ContraTempo
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    Ready for the Natch Potes to drop?
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  • quadraxis666
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    When will we get the potes will it be soon can we have them now?
  • AnnieBeGood
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    Considering that there has been no response from ZOS about anything at all for 3 days...... maybe we won't ever get them. We will just have to guess.

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  • Tyvarra
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    Considering that there has been no response from ZOS about anything at all for 3 days...... maybe we won't ever get them. We will just have to guess.

    Yes they are strangely quiet... Why is that?
    Please fix the game!
  • JD2013
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    Now I want a Disco Senche that plays random disco music and has flashing lights.
    Sweetrolls for all!

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • Pendrillion
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    Because Jessica isn't enlighted to what this thread is all about maybe? ;)
    Edited by Pendrillion on June 6, 2016 11:53AM
  • makreth
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    Can i has natch potes @ZOS_JessicaFolsom ?
    • We found some critical issues regarding the overall performance of sorcerers, so we had to decrease their damage by 15%.
    • In addition, conjured ward and its morphs have gone some serious changes. They are now purely cosmetic and change the appearance of the caster according to what morph the user has chosen.
    • Fixed several other issues, for example added more piranhas in the Gold Coast waters to further increase the immersion feeling.
    Edited by makreth on June 6, 2016 11:54AM
  • Teridaxus
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    Public execution of the hackers toons in wayrest, elden root and mournhold.
    Also a new tomato throw emote.
  • Molag_Crow
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    You knew it was coming!
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  • ArvenAldmeri
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    makreth wrote: »
    Can i has natch potes @ZOS_JessicaFolsom ?
    • We found some critical issues regarding the overall performance of sorcerers, so we had to decrease their damage by 15%.
    • In addition, conjured ward and its morphs have gone some serious changes. They are now purely cosmetic and change the appearance of the caster according to what morph the user has chosen.
    • Fixed several other issues, for example added more piranhas in the Gold Coast waters to further increase the immersion feeling.

    That joke hurts...
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    Molag_Crow wrote: »
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    You knew it was coming!

    Confused travolta is probaly the best natch potes image yet
  • Belthor_Moonblood
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    Are these the console patch notes? Because the PC DB notes have been up for a little while.
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    JD2013 wrote: »
    Now I want a Disco Senche that plays random disco music and has flashing lights.

    Sssshhhhh! Good god man, what are you trying to do? Do you really want them to open a "Pimp My Mount" section of the Crown Store?

    "Check out my running lights on my Imperial yo! Time to hit the three leg motion and bounce!"
  • Wtrenga
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    Are these the console patch notes? Because the PC DB notes have been up for a little while.

    No, we are waiting for today's patch notes for after the maintenance!
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  • freespirit
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    Thought this was missing :)

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  • MissBizz
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    Xylphan wrote: »
    JD2013 wrote: »
    Now I want a Disco Senche that plays random disco music and has flashing lights.

    Sssshhhhh! Good god man, what are you trying to do? Do you really want them to open a "Pimp My Mount" section of the Crown Store?

    "Check out my running lights on my Imperial yo! Time to hit the three leg motion and bounce!"

    Well NOW I want a pimp my mount section if those are options... :D
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  • leandro.800ub17_ESO
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    Fix issue with pvp vendor and fix molten armaments swap bar bug
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