Ebonheart Pact needs some Love

_Chaos

Akinos wrote: »

Jules wrote: »

Lol, just can't do anything to please any of you. You are all so hypercritical of every minute detail of our guild. We don't take enough objectives, we farm too much, we aren't at one location or another, we recruit talented players, we run too big, we run too small, we zerg down this group, we don't zerg down that group, we're on this server, we're on that other server, and on and on and on and on and on. Just let us run our guild. We're doing the best we can.

What Jules actually meant to say is...:

Oh is that why she started this thread?

Jules

MountainHound wrote: »

Jules wrote: »

Lol, just can't do anything to please any of you. You are all so hypercritical of every minute detail of our guild. We don't take enough objectives, we farm too much, we aren't at one location or another, we recruit talented players, we run too big, we run too small, we zerg down this group, we don't zerg down that group, we're on this server, we're on that other server, and on and on and on and on and on. Just let us run our guild. We're doing the best we can.

You can't make a thread about improving something and then *** and moan when people make suggestions that you don't like as the majority are against you / your guild.

I seen a few good ideas such as breaking the haxus core in half and running with 6 inexperienced players to still cater for your preferred "12" man teams and then you can be in 2 places of the map alongside Lord Unruh.

The problem is... you will lose more but suck it up.

The thread was not about Haxus. The thread was about EP as a whole. Whether people want to give us credit for it or not, we are out there busting our butts for EP on the daily. Defending keeps, taking keeps, trying to intercept scrolls, ect ect ect. So for the thread to spiral into this off-topic brand of specified degradation is just unwarranted.

Akinos

MountainHound wrote: »

Jules wrote: »

Lol, just can't do anything to please any of you. You are all so hypercritical of every minute detail of our guild. We don't take enough objectives, we farm too much, we aren't at one location or another, we recruit talented players, we run too big, we run too small, we zerg down this group, we don't zerg down that group, we're on this server, we're on that other server, and on and on and on and on and on. Just let us run our guild. We're doing the best we can.

You can't make a thread about improving something and then *** and moan when people make suggestions that you don't like as the majority are against you / your guild.

I seen a few good ideas such as breaking the haxus core in half and running with 6 inexperienced players to still cater for your preferred "12" man teams and then you can be in 2 places of the map alongside Lord Unruh.

The problem is... you will lose more but suck it up.

Sure she can. The thread originally wasn't about our guild. But you people started twisting words and derailed the whole thread, blaming Haxus for everything and trying to make it seem like we're the devil.

How is breaking a guild in half even a remotely good idea? None of you other guilds would dare think of tearing apart a guild of people you've been gaming with for months, years even. Right. So don't expect us to.

Akinos

spenc_cathb16_ESO wrote: »

Akinos wrote: »

Jules wrote: »

Lol, just can't do anything to please any of you. You are all so hypercritical of every minute detail of our guild. We don't take enough objectives, we farm too much, we aren't at one location or another, we recruit talented players, we run too big, we run too small, we zerg down this group, we don't zerg down that group, we're on this server, we're on that other server, and on and on and on and on and on. Just let us run our guild. We're doing the best we can.

What Jules actually meant to say is...:

Oh is that why she started this thread?

You know why she started this thread. And the reason wasn't so people can tell us how to run our guild.

_Chaos

Akinos wrote: »

spenc_cathb16_ESO wrote: »

Akinos wrote: »

Jules wrote: »

Lol, just can't do anything to please any of you. You are all so hypercritical of every minute detail of our guild. We don't take enough objectives, we farm too much, we aren't at one location or another, we recruit talented players, we run too big, we run too small, we zerg down this group, we don't zerg down that group, we're on this server, we're on that other server, and on and on and on and on and on. Just let us run our guild. We're doing the best we can.

What Jules actually meant to say is...:

Oh is that why she started this thread?

You know why she started this thread. And the reason wasn't so people can tell us how to run our guild.

I don't think people are purposely attacking hxs or telling you guys how to run your guild, but rather pointing out the blatantly obvious fact that there's a couple guilds on EP that could turn this predicament around within a week by actually filling their groups and pushing objectives. Then providing examples of how this is not currently being done by those who actually have the power to do so.

I've noticed significant improvement in EP playstyles and tactics over the last week, and I have a feeling its solely dedicated to how Haxus and other experienced players are now training and working with the rest of the faction. You guys are definitely making a difference and the entire PVP community should be thanking you for your efforts.

Zheg

Akinos wrote: »

MountainHound wrote: »

Jules wrote: »

Lol, just can't do anything to please any of you. You are all so hypercritical of every minute detail of our guild. We don't take enough objectives, we farm too much, we aren't at one location or another, we recruit talented players, we run too big, we run too small, we zerg down this group, we don't zerg down that group, we're on this server, we're on that other server, and on and on and on and on and on. Just let us run our guild. We're doing the best we can.

You can't make a thread about improving something and then *** and moan when people make suggestions that you don't like as the majority are against you / your guild.

I seen a few good ideas such as breaking the haxus core in half and running with 6 inexperienced players to still cater for your preferred "12" man teams and then you can be in 2 places of the map alongside Lord Unruh.

The problem is... you will lose more but suck it up.

Sure she can. The thread originally wasn't about our guild. But you people started twisting words and derailed the whole thread, blaming Haxus for everything and trying to make it seem like we're the devil.

How is breaking a guild in half even a remotely good idea? None of you other guilds would dare think of tearing apart a guild of people you've been gaming with for months, years even. Right. So don't expect us to.

Well, when you think of AD, you think of the competitive pvp guilds right? Same for blue? So while the thread was about EP, that sort of makes it in (large) part about the competitive guilds that comprise EP, and as the thread pointed out, the total number of competitive guilds has lessened of late, so of course there's more focus on haxus. If you didn't want to be thought of as a flagbearer for EP, maybe cut the new haxus video threads down to no more than 1 a day

I don't think there's any need to pile on criticism at this point, enough has been said by every alliance, though perhaps I would correct some of the recent posts insinuating blue and yellow are the ones laying all of the criticism. I also don't think the suggestion to split the guild was meant as a permanent thing, but rather as something to do for a few nights or a few fights even. People learn a lot by watching, so it would certainly speed up learning curves. Anyway, ultimately that decision is up to you, and the faction as a whole. Enough suggestions have been made, and criticisms, take them or leave them.

Either way, this thread was pretty much destined to fail to begin with (in its intention at least; it has been wildly successful at sourcing entertainment though), and would have been better handled in EP's zone chat and inter-EP-guild communications - if the goal truly wasn't to get people to reroll.

Ghostbane

Car wouldn't start this morning. Blamed Haxus.

Kilandros

Ghostbane wrote: »

Car wouldn't start this morning. Blamed Haxus.

Literally spit my coffee out. tyty

Humphie

Ghostbane wrote: »

Car wouldn't start this morning. Blamed Haxus.

What a shame! Poor car. And of corse it is Haxus fault. Everything is!

Lucky28

Ghostbane wrote: »

Car wouldn't start this morning. Blamed Haxus.

Could this be the start of the "thanks Haxus" meme?.

Jules

Humphie

Jules wrote: »

Ahahahahahahaha...someone already spilled coffee, I just spilled juice...really haxus, you guys
are vicious!

Pchela

Jules wrote: »

only did 20 min workout instead of 30 because haxus zerged me down... thx haxus

RDMyers65b14_ESO

Reading this thread, I started to feel sorry for the EP. Then I logged in. Both Blue and Yellow pushed to their gates. That cured my feeling sorry for Red.

frozywozy

RDMyers65b14_ESO wrote: »

Reading this thread, I started to feel sorry for the EP. Then I logged in. Both Blue and Yellow pushed to their gates. That cured my feeling sorry for Red.

Doesn't matter what you see during the day a.k.a pvedoor. What matters is what you see at primetime NA.

Minno

Jules wrote: »

What makes this worse is that someone even put the roll the wrong way.

Jules

RDMyers65b14_ESO wrote: »

Reading this thread, I started to feel sorry for the EP. Then I logged in. Both Blue and Yellow pushed to their gates. That cured my feeling sorry for Red.

what campaign are you on?

Ezareth

Teargrants wrote: »

Ghostbane wrote: »

Milk for the Dominion.

AD are sissy milkdrinkers, confirmed.

Aren't the Bosmer blood-drinking cannibals or something?

Ghostbane

Jules wrote: »

Junkogen

Speaking as a casual player, I would like to be great at PvP, but my main is an Argonian NB, shafted by the Fates (Wrobel) and left to drown in potions and poor developer decision-making. PvP guilds want serious, somewhat draconian, time commitments, which many of us cannot do. If there exists a guild that could harness the untapped power of the casual gamer, it would be a force to be reckoned with. Train up a militia. Sure, they're not special forces, but they can swing a sword and flail a staff around. I don't know about others, but I follow orders. And with my gimped lizard passives, I do the best I can. But I also can only play during the midnight hours when the cursed Aussies and Kiwis of the AD roll through like an intense stream of searing yellow urine on snow--the opposition melts away, only to have the map look like a putrid, ***-stained bathroom stall. It offends me deeply to see elves and cats ruling over me, causing my pet dander allergies to flare up, but I'd be lying if I haven't thought about rerolling to not feel like a prison b***h. You can only be cornholed so many times before you start to rethink your life.

Manoekin

Junkogen wrote: »

Speaking as a casual player, I would like to be great at PvP, but my main is an Argonian NB, shafted by the Fates (Wrobel) and left to drown in potions and poor developer decision-making. PvP guilds want serious, somewhat draconian, time commitments, which many of us cannot do. If there exists a guild that could harness the untapped power of the casual gamer, it would be a force to be reckoned with. Train up a militia. Sure, they're not special forces, but they can swing a sword and flail a staff around. I don't know about others, but I follow orders. And with my gimped lizard passives, I do the best I can. But I also can only play during the midnight hours when the cursed Aussies and Kiwis of the AD roll through like an intense stream of searing yellow urine on snow--the opposition melts away, only to have the map look like a putrid, ***-stained bathroom stall. It offends me deeply to see elves and cats ruling over me, causing my pet dander allergies to flare up, but I'd be lying if I haven't thought about rerolling to not feel like a prison b***h. You can only be cornholed so many times before you start to rethink your life.

One of the Haxus raid leads is an Argonian NB, and my old GM was an Argonian NB. It's perfectly fine in PvP, just need the right build. It isn't as good as it once was, though.

frozywozy

Manoekin wrote: »

Junkogen wrote: »

Speaking as a casual player, I would like to be great at PvP, but my main is an Argonian NB, shafted by the Fates (Wrobel) and left to drown in potions and poor developer decision-making. PvP guilds want serious, somewhat draconian, time commitments, which many of us cannot do. If there exists a guild that could harness the untapped power of the casual gamer, it would be a force to be reckoned with. Train up a militia. Sure, they're not special forces, but they can swing a sword and flail a staff around. I don't know about others, but I follow orders. And with my gimped lizard passives, I do the best I can. But I also can only play during the midnight hours when the cursed Aussies and Kiwis of the AD roll through like an intense stream of searing yellow urine on snow--the opposition melts away, only to have the map look like a putrid, ***-stained bathroom stall. It offends me deeply to see elves and cats ruling over me, causing my pet dander allergies to flare up, but I'd be lying if I haven't thought about rerolling to not feel like a prison b***h. You can only be cornholed so many times before you start to rethink your life.

One of the Haxus raid leads is an Argonian NB, and my old GM was an Argonian NB. It's perfectly fine in PvP, just need the right build. It isn't as good as it once was, though.

Dem sap heals!

Junkogen

Manoekin wrote: »

Junkogen wrote: »

Speaking as a casual player, I would like to be great at PvP, but my main is an Argonian NB, shafted by the Fates (Wrobel) and left to drown in potions and poor developer decision-making. PvP guilds want serious, somewhat draconian, time commitments, which many of us cannot do. If there exists a guild that could harness the untapped power of the casual gamer, it would be a force to be reckoned with. Train up a militia. Sure, they're not special forces, but they can swing a sword and flail a staff around. I don't know about others, but I follow orders. And with my gimped lizard passives, I do the best I can. But I also can only play during the midnight hours when the cursed Aussies and Kiwis of the AD roll through like an intense stream of searing yellow urine on snow--the opposition melts away, only to have the map look like a putrid, ***-stained bathroom stall. It offends me deeply to see elves and cats ruling over me, causing my pet dander allergies to flare up, but I'd be lying if I haven't thought about rerolling to not feel like a prison b***h. You can only be cornholed so many times before you start to rethink your life.

One of the Haxus raid leads is an Argonian NB, and my old GM was an Argonian NB. It's perfectly fine in PvP, just need the right build. It isn't as good as it once was, though.

What is the amazing Argonian build you speak of? PM me, seriously. I feel regret every time I play for choosing an Argonian. Does my ESO life truly not have to be like this?

Manoekin

Junkogen wrote: »

Manoekin wrote: »

Junkogen wrote: »

Speaking as a casual player, I would like to be great at PvP, but my main is an Argonian NB, shafted by the Fates (Wrobel) and left to drown in potions and poor developer decision-making. PvP guilds want serious, somewhat draconian, time commitments, which many of us cannot do. If there exists a guild that could harness the untapped power of the casual gamer, it would be a force to be reckoned with. Train up a militia. Sure, they're not special forces, but they can swing a sword and flail a staff around. I don't know about others, but I follow orders. And with my gimped lizard passives, I do the best I can. But I also can only play during the midnight hours when the cursed Aussies and Kiwis of the AD roll through like an intense stream of searing yellow urine on snow--the opposition melts away, only to have the map look like a putrid, ***-stained bathroom stall. It offends me deeply to see elves and cats ruling over me, causing my pet dander allergies to flare up, but I'd be lying if I haven't thought about rerolling to not feel like a prison b***h. You can only be cornholed so many times before you start to rethink your life.

One of the Haxus raid leads is an Argonian NB, and my old GM was an Argonian NB. It's perfectly fine in PvP, just need the right build. It isn't as good as it once was, though.

What is the amazing Argonian build you speak of? PM me, seriously. I feel regret every time I play for choosing an Argonian. Does my ESO life truly not have to be like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUDifM8cD0

I'm no expert. You can figure some stuff out by checking the bars. Magicka spec. Probably Willpower and crafted sets like Kagrenac's Hope, Magnus 4pc. That's just basic gear now I guess. Can change it to what you like best.

Fruitdog

FENGRUSH

Fruitdog wrote: »

This wins the thread.

Crown

frozywozy wrote: »

Doesn't matter what you see during the day a.k.a pvedoor. What matters is what you see at primetime NA.

Because prime-time NA is the only time of day that matters for the campaign win...

#FroznDelusions

^^ I have no idea if this is appropriate as I still haven't seen the movie, but I Googled "Frozen Delusions" and it was the prettiest image that came up!

Slaxis

Somehow this thread turned into a Haxus hate thread, which I find amusing. Haxus should bring in new players and I'm sure they are they have some very experienced pvpers over there. But calling them out pointing fingers isn't gonna fix whatever issue ep has at the moment. Wonder what ep would look like if Haxus wasn't on the map?

Zheg

FENGRUSH wrote: »

Fruitdog wrote: »

This wins the thread.

Sadly it will be removed shortly for profanity, much like the amazeballs deer meme teargrants put up the other day.

On a side note, fruity, normally I'd say you would have lived if you had only popped your barrier, but clearly that pic is of OP fall damage.

Fruitdog

I'll be ok, the 72 hour ban will probably do me some good.