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Favorite NPC one-liners?
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ShadowMage✭✭✭
Does Raz ever share that story? This one is curious..."Look, we are the Queen's Eyes. We do the tasks that must be done, even if it means getting hit on the head. Killing those who do not deserve it. Riding a guar naked through an Argonian temple. ??? Raz only shares that story with veteran field agents. Perhaps another day."Edited by ShadowMage on November 16, 2015 5:00PMPC / NA
Thenathra - Khajiit Stormblade (Sorcerer - Dual-wield Swords/Lightning Staff)
Several alts I've created, but haven't leveled much yet:
Norryne - Dunmer Paladin (Templar - Two-hand Hammer/One-hand Hammer & Shield)
Demerwei - Argonian Shadowscale (Nightblade - Dual-wield Axes/Dual-wield Daggers)
Gohrnag - Orc Elementalist (Dragon Knight - Frost Staff/Lightning Staff)
Kerasha - Redguard Mystic (Templar - Flame Staff/Restoration Staff)
Alawael - Bosmer Assassin (Nightblade - Bow/Two-hand Battleaxe)
Hjerlm the Quiet - Nord Dragonguard (Dragon Knight - One-hand Sword & Shield/Two-hand Greatsword)0 -
sekhem✭✭✭Someone in Wayrest said, "and I said...Thats what she said...hehehe"The Dr found that his stars had decayed. Why didn't he keep them in the fridge? lol
PS4 NA dobby_of_doom
now also PC NA...I have no idea what I'm doing...1 -
KewaG✭✭✭Someone in Wayrest said, "and I said...Thats what she said...hehehe"
I heard the same thing. Can't remember where but it was either Stone Falls or Orsinium.Nerf RNG! Nerf BoP! Buff Everything else!
She won't leave me because I'm too ugly to kiss goodbye...
*@KewaG - Steam and ESO. Write ESO Steam player in my comments if you want to be Steam friends.
* PC/NA Megasever
* Ebonheart Pact - Mostly
* ESO is my first MMO
* I like group dungeons
* I Haven't played much PvP
* Main: Golam Ralas0 -
KewaG✭✭✭Lol, last night I had a guard say to me, "are Argonian Maidens really...you know...?"
Long story short, "Lusty" was my favorite word last night!
Edited by KewaG on November 17, 2015 3:32PMNerf RNG! Nerf BoP! Buff Everything else!
She won't leave me because I'm too ugly to kiss goodbye...
*@KewaG - Steam and ESO. Write ESO Steam player in my comments if you want to be Steam friends.
* PC/NA Megasever
* Ebonheart Pact - Mostly
* ESO is my first MMO
* I like group dungeons
* I Haven't played much PvP
* Main: Golam Ralas0 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Someone irritated female voice in IC saying that the next person who touches her stash is going to draw back a stub.
Or is it stump? The visual is so strong in my head that I forget which term she uses.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Sometimes soup really is the best medicine. Hot, tasty, and made with your own two hands! Well, not your hands. That would be disgusting."-Adryn Hlor, chef at The Brooding Elf in Serk (Deshaan)❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this11 -
ListerJMC✭✭✭✭✭
✭I tried to think of ones which haven't been said before:
"Let me know if there are any lingering effects. Twitching, mainly. I'm very curious about the twitching." - Neramo, Stros M'kai
"We unraveled the threads of this plot with skill and daring. Like unrolling a spool of yarn. Yarn... sorry. This one gets easily distracted sometimes. What were we talking about?" - Adusa-daro, Rivenspire
"I swear, it's like being home for New Life Festival. The family's been drinking since noon, and everyone wants you dead." - Prince Naemon, AuridonPC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
"Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."9 -
Jura23✭✭✭✭✭
✭"Spend some time in the Imperial City, they said. For the Dominion, they said. ...Argh!"
sewers gear vendor
Edited by Jura23 on November 24, 2015 4:40PMGeorgion - Bosmer/Templar - PC/EU4 -
Yolokin_Swagonborn✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Thank you for saving my village from that big bad thing, for all of your effort here is a tiny bit of gold and some worthless decon fodder" - Every NPC Ever.3 -
PrinceBoru✭✭✭✭"Have you come for my cheese?"
Edited by PrinceBoru on November 27, 2015 12:58AMIt ain't easy being green.1 -
Dark_Aether✭✭✭✭"I like to crack skulls and eat sweetrolls...and I'm all out of sweetrolls"
I guess he could not find bubble gum in Tamriel.1 -
MerkzM8✭✭✭"We Don't Do Loans, We're not that kind of bank." -The good ol' chap at the Elden Root Bank"What is better, to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" - Paarthurnax1 -
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Hmm, I don't recall that one. Nice find!Supersnake_Lx wrote: »"I like to crack skulls and eat sweetrolls...and I'm all out of sweetrolls"
I guess he could not find bubble gum in Tamriel.
❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this0 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭"Let me know if there are any lingering effects. Twitching, mainly. I'm very curious about the twitching." - Neramo, Stros M'kai
I'm re-doing the Stros M'kai quests now that I'm also playing on the EU server (altoholic... got it bad...I know) I just love that line.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
ListerJMC✭✭✭✭✭
✭newtinmpls wrote: »
Haha I really wanted an emote for backing away slowly when he said that, Neramo cracks me up I'm glad I'm not the only one who got a laugh out of that line .I was really happy to see him again in Orsinium, his diary entries were quality reads. No twitching, thoughPC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
"Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."0 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Bridge is out!! My boredom washed it away." - Sheogorath❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this1 -
LearnThis✭✭✭Okay, I might mess it up a little since it is from memory but, "It's no charge to have a look."PSN: LearnThis
Bosmer Nightblade (Master Crafting, everything researched)
Dunmer Dragonknight
Breton Nightblade
Breton Mage
Argonian Templar
Norn Dragonknight
High Elf Dragonknight
Champion Points are capped
~I have completed Cadwell's Silver six times and Gold four times... Please do not tell me about the experience of leveling.~1 -
LearnThis✭✭✭This cracks me up every time she says it.PSN: LearnThis
Bosmer Nightblade (Master Crafting, everything researched)
Dunmer Dragonknight
Breton Nightblade
Breton Mage
Argonian Templar
Norn Dragonknight
High Elf Dragonknight
Champion Points are capped
~I have completed Cadwell's Silver six times and Gold four times... Please do not tell me about the experience of leveling.~0 -
Bebopgroove✭✭✭"I'm so mad I could just spit!"
Wood Orc guard in a random stronghold in Valenwood.0 -
Dreyloch✭✭✭✭✭NPC quest giver in Orsinium says to me " You were in there so long I thought you'd never come out!"
I chuckled hard thinking, "Yeah dude, cause..epic screen loading boss""The fear of Death, is often worse than death itself"3 -
Bebopgroove✭✭✭So on a baby DC Dragonknight I started, we're in Betnikh and I'm entering the Bloodthorn Lair with Jakarn, and as I get to the loading screen, I hear him in a faint voice say, "Why do evil lairs always smell so bad?"
Idk, it just came out of nowhere and I found it kinda funny.Edited by Bebopgroove on December 5, 2015 3:01AM1 -
Daraugh✭✭✭✭✭I can't remember his name, the bone dude on Khenarthi's Roost, Udon or Ulthor, something like that. He says "Ears that large and you still don't listen?"
I started using that line on our German Shepherd puppy. She has to sit and stay before going outside, but tends to "forget." I told her to sit, she didn't listen and the line just slipped out. She looked at me with great big surprised puppy eyes and sat right down! It was like magic!May all beings have happiness
May they be free from suffering
May they find the joy that has never known suffering
May they be free from attachment and hatred3 -
theher0not✭✭✭✭✭"I don't understand why everyone is so upset. Since when is it a crime to pretend to be one of the queens tax collectors?"(the best part is his voice when he says it. He sounds a little upset and surprised like if he turely doesn't understand that he did something most would consider bad)
orAnything razum dar says. I love that cat.
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tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"No face can stay sad when it has one of Rigurt's most excellent gifts in its mouth." - Rigurt the Braash❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this7 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭tinythinker wrote: »"No face can stay sad when it has one of Rigurt's most excellent gifts in its mouth." - Rigurt the Braash
I just adore him, and this despite having been playing a dunmer the first time I met him.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
AnnieBeGood✭✭✭✭'I don't seem to making much progress here'
I know how he feels.
Gulrosa V160 Templar -healer and master crafter
Annie Spaceshifter V160 magica NB - just a thieving assassin, now retired
Katerina - 'Daedric Annie' - V160 Stamina DK - now bank alt, wardrobe mistress
Anni Bee - Vet 160Templar - pvp magica templar - Daedric Lord Slayer
Lily Malone - stam sorc - pve goddess
Rey of Jakku Plain - Vet 160 - magica templar dd
Savanna - magica warden, still learning to play
and several babies...... learning to ride
EU server, pc and All for the Pact
Alith, the best guild in the EU2
