Toilets In Tamriel

Sylianwe

There are none! Not the fancy ones at least.

Are you tired of peeing behind the bushes, only to have a mudcrab bite your precious bits? Doing those long Veteran Dungeons and not finding a place to relieve yourself so you just tell your team you'll be right back, and there you are, crouching in a corner.

Well, fear no more citizens! I have build one. And, it is functional.

dazee

Next we need to invent refrigerators.

Bergzorn

I'd give you an awesome, but it looks like you are shitting on a plate. That's over the line for me.

Peacatcher

My toilet has a dwarves cog in exactly the same place. You can also make a flush chain with a piece of ivory and the daedric chain that drops from dolmens

Ye_Olde_Crowe

Oh, such a fine topic! I'll post some of my ESO toilets when I get back home . Though in most of my houses, the inhabitants will have to seek a bush to do what has to be done.

KhajiitFelix

I still need my microwave and a toaster

fierackas

Funnily enough I was seeking inspiration for a creating a toilet in a few of my homes so if people can share more pics that would be great

Azurya

Malfoy wrote: »

There are none! Not the fancy ones at least.

Are you tired of peeing behind the bushes, only to have a mudcrab bite your precious bits? Doing those long Veteran Dungeons and not finding a place to relieve yourself so you just tell your team you'll be right back, and there you are, crouching in a corner.

Well, fear no more citizens! I have build one. And, it is functional.

you pee on a plate??
where do you live RL???

Nestor

There are toilets in Murkmire. First town you get to, main building, near entrance on the right side

SantieClaws

Khajiit has a daedric throne installed at Castle Claws for this very purpose.

Equivalent facilities exist at most of the homes and businesses of this one.

Yours with paws
Santie Claws


The Throne Room

frostz417

Nerf toilets

Ye_Olde_Crowe

Okay, so here we go!
1) Magnifico's toilet, sink and bathtub:

2) Linchal's toilet and sink (there's a tub, too, but it's in another part of the room):

3) Observatory's sink and toilet - the tub is not in the pic. The toilet is (as you may notice) a giant sea shell... but you can open and close it! It just looks a little ... full ...

4) and finally, Snowglobe's toilet - or rather, toilet hut. I didn't find a room to place a toilet in, so I built a hut in the yard. You will notice the huuuge picture on its side: Well, it might be fun to grab a few cushions, sit on the wooden ramp and pretend it's some kind of open air movie theater! Especially when your banker is occupying the hut for hours and you're in a queue outside.

Front view:

And because it's so cold and snowy and icy outside, there has to be a warm oven inside:

Yeah, right, it's pretty ... full ... as well.

reoskit

The no-pants part of the screenshots, tho. Lololol.

SirAndy

Malfoy wrote: »

Toilets In Tamriel. There are none!

That's what the buckets are for, them are the less fancy version of chamber pots.

And at least one NPC even wears a chamber pot as a helmet ...

Grimm13

SantieClaws wrote: »

Khajiit has a daedric throne installed at Castle Claws for this very purpose.

Equivalent facilities exist at most of the homes and businesses of this one.

Yours with paws
Santie Claws


The Throne Room

Khajiit toilet, gives new meaning to sandbox games.

SantieClaws

Grimm13 wrote: »

SantieClaws wrote: »

Khajiit has a daedric throne installed at Castle Claws for this very purpose.

Equivalent facilities exist at most of the homes and businesses of this one.

Yours with paws
Santie Claws


The Throne Room

Khajiit toilet, gives new meaning to sandbox games.

Oh we use those too yes. Whatever is nearest when nature she call us!

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

Chryseia

Ooooo toilet cobbles....

I haven't made many homes in ESO yet, but I have a couple of porcelain thrones.

Here's one I made for my grotto build:




And I also made a tiny toilet for a dollhouse built in sister of the sands (made entirely of EHT FX):

Sturmfaenger

I used a combination of dwemer/clockwork technology for my toilet in the basement of Ald Velothi Harbour House:



Edit:

dazee wrote: »

Next we need to invent refrigerators.

That, too^^

Casul

These toilets take more time to make then most of the things I've seen in the crown store lately.

Chufu

The orc is very impressed by everyone's toilets.

He just found out as well, that he should build one too soon, otherwise the little pool will never recover...

paulychan

My toons just R Kelly npc's

LadyVaJedi

SantieClaws wrote: »

Khajiit has a daedric throne installed at Castle Claws for this very purpose.

Equivalent facilities exist at most of the homes and businesses of this one.

Yours with paws
Santie Claws


The Throne Room

I thought kitties used litter boxes

Tigerseye

I just assume that this is the era of using a bucket, or chamber pot under the bed (the clawfooted ones would work) and then chucking it out of an overhanging upper window onto unsuspecting passers by...?

Thrawniel

Alinor technologies here - keeping it fresh!




Also, Hlaalu people make some fine chamberpots for when you do not want to stray far from warm bed at night.




And, ofc, M'aiq speaks words of wisdom. As always!

lientier

I think this works also

R_K

I mean, I know you are all thinking it. Clearly, the Assembly General is not just another pretty face...

Sir Tanks a lot

R_K wrote: »

I mean, I know you are all thinking it. Clearly, the Assembly General is not just another pretty face...

LOL

wishlist14

Love the toilet paper scroll.....very eso

KillsAllElves

Im looking at this on my phone while taking a ***.

swankery

ZAD1ST

dazee wrote: »

Next we need to invent refrigerators.

This is my attempt at a sub zero