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Favorite NPC one-liners?
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✭✭✭✭' Your sister wants to kill you '
' I have that effect on people, especially my relatives ' - Abner Tharn
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Reivax✭✭✭✭there's an NPC in one of the outlaw refuges that tells you something like "You smell delicious"1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭"After how many failed incursions should this Lord of Domination seek to change his name?" - taunt by Zerith-var after thwarting a Dark Anchor❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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"Try the mead"
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✭For PROSPERITY, for SECURITY, for UNITY, for the Dominion!I am @fluffypallascat pc eu if someone wants to play together
Shadow strike is the best cp passive ever!1 -
Hempa✭✭francesinhalover wrote: »For PROSPERITY, for SECURITY, for UNITY, for the Dominion!
... for PURITY (Summerset Trailer)1 -
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✭Moderators, I'm saying this now since we can't say it after you take actions. Don't you dare close this forum for being old. It's still entirely relevant, will remain relevant for the entire lifespan of the game, and is enjoyable to read through.1 -
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✭Some ones I enjoy come from the NPCs in combat. I often like saying "To the side!" "Flank, now!" Or my personal favorite " I'm hURT!~"2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Noticed this while doing another play through of the base game:
"We'd better get going. You lot can murder your friend on the way to Velyn Harbor." - GlanirAfter everyone is outside on the shore next to the entrance Crimson Cove chatting upon completion of the quest Export Business in Malabal Tor.❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭✭✭✭✭"Mara's Crotch! They've summoned a gods-damned Sea Serpent!" - Prowler Crew Member during an ocean battle in Malabal Tor.❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this4 -
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✭✭"By Akatosh's scales your help is welcome"
"A'tavar! where are you" The delivery of that line is funny.
"Oh look its Meeerrill!" says it like hes entering the club and not some spider and vampire infested cave.Xbox One - NA GT: RebornV3x
I also play on PC from time to time but I just wanna be left alone on there so sorry.2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭[very mild Solstice spoiler]Two fun lines from the same encounter:
"I summoned the Prince of Mathness."
"Next time, I will endeavor not to bite my tongue when communing with Daedric entities"❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this4 -
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I LOLed hard at that NPC, esp the name. Made me want to tag Matt Parker.tinythinker wrote: »[very mild Solstice spoiler]Two fun lines from the same encounter:
"I summoned the Prince of Mathness."
"Next time, I will endeavor not to bite my tongue when communing with Daedric entities"
Ulozug the Jovial at the Everlasting Fair is great, too. I would like him as a houseguest.She/They
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mistformsquirrel✭✭✭Non-spoiler one that just makes me crack every time:
Sharp-as-Night "Skill issue." after we finish a group of enemies.Red Diamond, Red Diamond~ the Heart and Soul of Memes~2 -
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✭✭Beilin_Balreis_Colcan wrote: »
You'd be forgiven for thinking the ESO developers are all very prudish (given the various costume/outfit limitations), but that hypothesis is in for some stiff competition with NPC lines such as this.cyclonus11 wrote: »
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✭✭✭✭✭This one is from the Eastern Solstice quest "Roots in Stone", but I was taking a screenshot with UI elements disabled, so I didn't see the text of the banter and can only give a paraphrase of part of it for now. It's not a spoiler.
"This isn't the time for name-calling, tree lizard."
Context (teeny spec of something not quite but adjacent to a spoiler):It's part of a conversation between a Murkmire Argonian from the mainland and a Stone Nest Argonian from Solstice.
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Also Eastern Solstice (and again, not a spoiler):
"Raz loves it when villains leave correspondence lying out in the open."❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this0 -
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✭✭✭My all time favorite:
Nela Sethri, at the Watch House, in Davon's Watch : "You throw it up, you lick it up.""Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear"- Sons of the Night Mother | VforVendetta | Grownups Gaming EU | English Elders [PS][EU] 2500 CP
- Daggerfall's Mightiest | Eternal Champions | Legacy | Tamriel Melting Pot [PS][NA] 2300 CP
- SweetTrolls | Spring Rose | Daggerfall Royal Legion | Tinnitus Delux [PC][EU] 2525 CP
- Bacon Rats | Silverlight Brotherhood | Canis Root Tea Party | Vincula Doloris [PC][NA] 2300 CP
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Razmirra✭✭✭Ukaspa in Lilmoth:
"I've always said I'd mount anything at least once. Ah...that is to say, I'll mount any steed. Perhaps I should think a way to reword that."PC-NA. Khajiit and Argonian only.
Wary on posting.1 -
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✭✭✭Ossein Cage, First Boss named Shapers of Flesh - Friendly NPC utters the immortal phrase: "Stab them in the fleshy bits"PC EU
Never get involved in a land war in Asia - it's one of the classic blunders!0