Maintenance for the week of July 6:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – July 6
• ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – July 8, 10:00AM EDT (14:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – July 6
• ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – July 8, 10:00AM EDT (14:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
Favorite NPC one-liners?
-
Starpulsechic✭✭✭Rebirthment wrote: »Starpulsechic wrote: »
Of course! Who would Disagree?
Just “breaking bread” yeah hahaha1 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I know this one's older, and I have newer stuff I mean to share, but doing another play through of Southern Elsweyr and rediscovered:
"Shazar has never seen such a tsunami of spew" - Shazar the Sibilant
Need to recall that for the right moment irl
❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this2 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Do I look stronger to you? What about my smell? I feel like I smell stronger!" -Ember❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this0 -
Beilin_Balreis_Colcan✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Mirri wrote:There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's really good.PC(Steam) / EU / play from Melbourne, Australia / avg ping 3902 -
Nihilr✭✭✭✭"You'll NEVER get these eggs!" Often said by female enemies in Darkshade Caverns. My husband and I laugh every time we hear it, it never gets old.2 -
ArchangelIsraphel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"I'VE GOT CLEAN SOCKS!" -A drunk nord every new life festival down at the fish stink tavernPC l NA
Legends never die
They're written down in eternity
But you'll never see the price it costs
The scars collected all their lives
When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die4 -
Beilin_Balreis_Colcan✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Now I have to add another - this one came from an Argonian guard who caught me with a small bounty:Your soul is covered in mud. Pay your bounty, and let the rain of justice wash you clean.PC(Steam) / EU / play from Melbourne, Australia / avg ping 3906 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"I sometimes wonder if the real reason the Dwarves are all gone is because they choked and swallowed their tongues trying to say their own names" - Kireth Vanos❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this10 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Yvara Plouf: "I brought my dagger, in case there are giant bugs or something. I've never stabbed a giant bug before. Is it as icky as it sounds?"
Player Character: "It washes off." ❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this2 -
Elvenheart✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Yelled by a Seducer Darkfire in Maelstrom Arena: "I claim the mortal's body - afterward!"1 -
vibeborn✭✭✭✭✭"That does not belong to you!" - Indaenir (because I picked up a thieves trove while doing his quest)0 -
Beilin_Balreis_Colcan✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭
You'd be forgiven for thinking the ESO developers are all very prudish (given the various costume/outfit limitations), but that hypothesis is in for some stiff competition with NPC lines such as this.cyclonus11 wrote: »
PC(Steam) / EU / play from Melbourne, Australia / avg ping 3905 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"He is clever, but I am cleverer" - Azandar❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this0 -
redlink1979✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭"He hears voices in his head. Don't worry, they're good people.""Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear"- Sons of the Night Mother | VforVendetta | Grownups Gaming EU | English Elders [PS][EU] 2500 CP
- Daggerfall's Mightiest | Eternal Champions | Legacy | Tamriel Melting Pot [PS][NA] 2300 CP
- SweetTrolls | Spring Rose | Daggerfall Royal Legion | Tinnitus Delux [PC][EU] 2525 CP
- Bacon Rats | Silverlight Brotherhood | Canis Root Tea Party | Vincula Doloris [PC][NA] 2300 CP
1 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭
You'd be forgiven for thinking the ESO developers are all very prudish (given the various costume/outfit limitations), but that hypothesis is in for some stiff competition with NPC lines such as this.cyclonus11 wrote: »
There is also the Khajiit woodworker in Rimmen:
"Abazbi prefers to work with hardwood, rather than the softer varieties. For obvious reasons, of course."
"Trust Abazbi, for she knows how to handle a fine piece of wood. Perhaps you are wishing for a firsthand experience, walker?"❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this4 -
Sepultura_13✭✭✭✭Azandar yelling, "I'm extremely flammable!" - while we're fighting a frost dragon... 3 -
Beilin_Balreis_Colcan✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Lady Clarisse Laurent: "Stibbons! Come here, my manservant. All this foolishness about forgotten love has given me an itch. I am in need of a good scratch."PC(Steam) / EU / play from Melbourne, Australia / avg ping 3902 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Ambigous not really spoiler? More like a teaser for those who haven't plaid Gold Road yet. But just to be cautious..."Guess the world's lucky we're not both necromancers or we'd be able to claim these ruins for ourselves." - Toutis Mido in the West Weald❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this0 -
KnightofGears✭✭✭Bastian, after I ran into some lost maormer on summerset and killed all of them:
"It's never a mistake to help others. One of the most important things you can do in this life is to let other people know they're not alone."
In this random encounter this sounds uncharacteristically dark and it always makes me laugh because of that.3 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Skingrad? Who is Grad and why are we skinning him?" - Razburzog❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this2 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Got a little behind. A quick one for now...
"Rummage around in the goop, would you?" - Azandar al-Cybiades❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this0 -
DenverRalphy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭""At last. The shores are free from this terror you call … mudcrab."" - Zerith Var
7 -
LalMirchi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭DenverRalphy wrote: »""At last. The shores are free from this terror you call … mudcrab."" - Zerith Var
This to me is one of the best lines in the game. Just listen to the phrasing and the dramatic pause before the word... mudcrabs.2 -
Myrnhiel✭✭✭✭✭
✭I really had to laugh about this one... thinking about the "hoarding problem" a lot of TES players have - me included, because... you never know, right?
I think, she really hits the nail on the head with this one... Edited by Myrnhiel on December 12, 2024 12:43PM*Klick: Finally Free - Irdorath5 -
Kitty_Quietly✭✭✭"They say if the insects do not eat you, the forest will. I wonder if that is true.
Go find out." - Hantaari1
