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Favorite NPC one-liners?
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Lysette✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭xilfxlegion wrote: »i was riding weirdly on my mount when mirri said " where did you learn to ride ? a book ? "
haha, I didn't encounter it yet - well, we are not riding a lot, maybe that is why.0 -
WraithCaller88✭✭✭Yisara, from The Ghostwriter of Giovesse, if you put the hot ghost to rest:
"Gods he was gorgeous. I'll find someone, eventually. But I doubt they'll have a chest like that."
Me:
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Lysette✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I like as well the philosophical statement "wasting time is an important part of life" - it has quite some truth to it, IMO.2 -
Lephrel✭✭✭✭✭"My Lord, I wonder if you'd muzzle your half-giant pet? She really is annoying."
I like this one even better after more Lyris content has been shoved down our throats in like 10 DLCs and chapters.4 -
starlizard70ub17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭"You move like a pregnant cow." Random guard you're fighting in Oblivion."We have found a cave, but I don't think there are warm fires and friendly faces inside."1 -
deleted221205-002626✭✭✭✭✭I am AROX THE MUTILATOR!!!! I love that guy i want it so bad as a pet or companion even!!!! HIM i could listen to and laugh all day!
If he did nothing but melee attacks and no gear or abilities id still rock him as companion that makes me laugh
Edited by deleted221205-002626 on June 5, 2022 3:12PM1 -
jle30303✭✭✭✭✭
✭SammyKhajit wrote: »“This is a great area for harvesting.”
Bastion’s appraisal of the Cold Harbour.
Well, it is, isn't it?
Indeed, a lot of Harvesters would agree with you...0 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I am AROX THE MUTILATOR!!!! I love that guy i want it so bad as a pet or companion even!!!! HIM i could listen to and laugh all day!
If he did nothing but melee attacks and no gear or abilities id still rock him as companion that makes me laugh
yeah i would love arox and the augur of the obscure as pets/non-combat companions❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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TheImperfect✭✭✭✭✭
✭"Tenacious fools! I will cast your broken bodies from the battlements if it's the last thing I do!"
Said by Prior Thierric in Red Petal Bastion.1 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"I bet it was Mortens. Mortens!" - Isobel Veloise, High Isle
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tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭MidniteOwl1913 wrote: »bloodenragedb14_ESO wrote: »"look, you want the book? whack some folks with the wabbajack"-Sheogorath
Or "Whatever happened to bludgeoning someone to death with a wheel of cheese!" My personal favorite... ;-)
Not quite the same thing but this race feels like the Skooma Cat may have had a hand in it...
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tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Slight bit of a Firesong DLC spoiler for this one..."What am I going to tell my aunt? And how am I going to keep Octin from drifting away in strong breeze?" - Joslin Coravel, if you choose to save her instead of her cousin after Octin was turned into a wisp.❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Natakiro✭✭✭I think it was in Depths of Malatar, but the one boss says something along the lines of "Hey ex-wife, say hello to your ex-LIFE." It cracked me up.PC-NA | Play on Desktop, Steam Deck, VR via vorpX3 -
Dr_Con✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭SammyKhajit wrote: »“This is a great area for harvesting.”
Bastion’s appraisal of the Cold Harbour.
Well, it is, isn't it?
He says it in the middle of a village burned down by Shalks too, with citizens displaced, in danger, and in need of medicine.
Also for those people wishing they could hear the Augur again, he's available as a furnishing memento/memento.Edited by Dr_Con on November 6, 2022 7:24PM1 -
Medieval3D✭✭✭Meewulm, lol. is an Argonian gatherer of the Bright-Throat Tribe who can be found near the voss-satl player in Bright-Throat Village
"Ruheeva! I don't mean to seem dry to you. I can't—I can't erect my spines because of these Nord bee-ears.
I wouldn't have thought to try bee-ears when they have so much honey."
bee-ears xDDD
Also Rigurt The Brash... idk why he talks sentences as Khajiit, "Rigurt this, Rigurt that...", idk he had some brain damage, he has been raised by Khajiit or whatever. What I know is he seems has traveled through many places, I've found notes, scripts and books around Tamriel, I think that character is quite fun and interesting.
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tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
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This is how I picture players who are really into ESO housing
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SeaGtGruff✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Not a one-liner, but I just ran into this oldie but goodie today.
Inside the Divine Sanctum set-crafting area in Grahtwood stands an Orc named Agstarg.
Agstarg:
"There's an old Orcish saying about shields.
"I don't remember what it is, I'm just saying. There's an old Orcish saying. Buy a shield."
Player:
"Do you sell shields?"
Agstarg:
"No."I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than me!3 -
Kirawolfe✭✭✭✭✭Not sure if companions count, but I love so many of Bastian's lines. Particularly:
"What do dragons need with gold anyway?! They don't buy anything!"3 -
amig186✭✭✭✭✭
✭Mirri got a pretty good one by complete coincidence. I can't remember the exact location, but there is a quest area where the enemies are some particularly vocal ghosts. It went like this:
Ghost: "I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!" (or something to that effect)
Mirri: (unfazed) "Alright, but don't go crying to mummy".PC EU2 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Not sure if companions count, but I love so many of Bastian's lines. Particularly:
"What do dragons need with gold anyway?! They don't buy anything!"
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Amerises✭✭✭✭“Can you believe it? Dragons! In your own homeland! What are you going to do?"
Sad the day the nerf’d the frequency …1 -
dsalter✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭"if i wanted your opinion, i would have ASKED for it."
forget who says this but its a female AltmerPLEASE REPLY TO ME WITH @dsalter otherwise i'm likely to miss the reply if its not my own thread
EU - [Arch Mage Dave] Altmer Sorcerer
Fight back at the crates and boxes, together we can change things.1 -
amig186✭✭✭✭✭
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It didn't say that exactly, just something along those lines with the same energy. The point is, the ghost was trying to be scary and Mirri verbally cut it down to size, not unlike Ash.PC EU1 -
Lixiviant✭✭✭✭✭Zos - "The megaserver will be up in 1 hour".
Oh, sorry, guess that is a real person.
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