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Favorite NPC one-liners?
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SammyKhajit✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭From the Deadland’s main quest, Destruction Incarnate;
Aron: "This place smells wonderful, master. Like weapons after a battle!"
And there is something about the way that Arox says “mortal master!” that Sammy finds hilarious. Fantastic character and voice acting.1 -
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Newer got that and its very cool.While standing around camping a spawn and chatting in guild... Mirri pipes in: While us Dunmer are long lived, we can die of boredom you know.
Not exactly one liners but very descriptive.
An Argonian with an broom named "dust-foe"
An Khajiit named Gnaws on Tail and a funny quest, the Skyward Eyes is the funny one however.
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.1 -
surfcat✭✭Well, most things from Raz. He is hilarious! Countess Eselde Tamrinth when Darien keeps running his mouth:
Countess: "Darien can't talk right now. I gave him something to relieve his pain. Oh, and to quiet him down for a little while."
Me: "What did you give him?"
Countess: "The end of my staff. Right to the side of his head."
HA HA HA HA HA HA, glad that isn't my woman! Reminds me a little of Bob Hope in Spies Like Us: Doctor. Doctor. Glad I'm not sick!5 -
Beardimus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭No charge to take a look
(Somewhere in Davon's watch)Xbox One | EU | EP
Beardimus : VR16 Dunmer MagSorc [RIP MagDW 2015-2018]
Emperor of Sotha Sil 02-2018 & Sheogorath 05-2019
1st Emperor of RavenwatchAlts - - for the Lolz
Archimus : Bosmer Thief / Archer / Werewolf
Orcimus : Fat drunk Orc battlefield 1st aider
Scalimus - Argonian Sorc Healer / Pet master
Fighting small scale with : The SAXON Guild
Fighting with [PvP] : The Undaunted Wolves
Trading Guilds : TradersOfNirn | FourSquareTraders
Xbox One | NA | EP
Bëardimus : L43 Dunmer Magsorc / BG
Heals-With-Pets : VR16 Argonian Sorc PvP / BG Healer
Nordimus : VR16 Stamsorc
Beardimus le 13iem : L30 Dunmer Magsorc Icereach0 -
painsworth01✭✭✭I had been essentially restricted to my house for 9 months due to extensive housing renovations underway when I jumped onto ESO for relief and recreation.
My toon opened in a Tamriel city where i was standing on a street. An NPC ran up to my toon and said, "How is your renovation coming along?"
Twilight Zone Time!5 -
InaMoonlight✭✭✭✭✭Not a one-liner, but he got his pointe across, I paid the man!
Edit = Typos ... as usual. <;D11 -
FluffWit✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭"Why is it that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the ones who are most certain of them?"5 -
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✭✭✭✭Matron Borbuga - “Who are you? Why are you wasting my time?” I want to record that off and then play it every time someone calls me from an unknown phone number 🤣6 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Not sure if this qualifies as a one-liner... but I like that scream the first boss of Fang Lair does right before she dies.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Not sure if this qualifies as a one-liner... but I like that scream the first boss of Fang Lair does right before she dies.
"ugh i cant hold it! ahhhh"
that could be made into a lot of jokes (some of which arent really polite for the forum lol)plays PC/NA
handle @Necrotech_Master
active player since april 2014
i have my main house (grand topal hideaway) listed in the housing tours, it has multiple target dummies, scribing altar, and grandmaster stations (fully filled out with current game), as well as almost every antiquity furnishing on display to preview them
in progress: acquiring mundus stones (currently only have the thief)
feel free to stop by and use the facilities3 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Forgot this one...
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✭It's good to see your lack of education and repeated blows to the head haven't dulled your wit, Titanborn."
- Abner Tharn
"You've got a little blood on you, right...there. Hope it's not yours."
- Elam Drals3 -
WraithCaller88✭✭✭Tharayya: "Poor Quintus. Always a little clumsy … in his research, in murdering people. In … relationships."6 -
Jusey1✭✭✭✭✭Does this one from Mirri counts?
"Would it kill them to run away? Well, no, I guess it wouldn't. Maybe they should try that."
Actually, Mirri does have some other good ones depending on situation. Like, I remember having a moment where this random boss from a quest is going on a rampage about how he now has to kill you and yada yada... Mirri's response was "All right, but don't cry for mommy." which honestly got me laughing quite a lot.Edited by Jusey1 on February 3, 2022 1:16AM6 -
SammyKhajit✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭“This is a great area for harvesting.”
Bastion’s appraisal of the Cold Harbour.4 -
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✭Haskill “I’m so glad we’ve had this time together… one must usually go to a public execution for conversation of this caliber.”
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tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Two good ones with surrounding context of other sentences...
"Give you the -- ? What, do you think I have a boat in my pocket? That it folds up and fits in your backpack? Ridiculous!" - Vanus Galerion
Missing player response options:
"I guess that means you're really happy to see me then."
"I can make room in my pack, just let me take out these six catapults and 1225 potions of magicka..."❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭✭✭✭✭SammyKhajit wrote: »“This is a great area for harvesting.”
Bastion’s appraisal of the Cold Harbour.
Obviously he was raised to believe ‘if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all!’ #proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
A useful explanation for how RNG works
How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC0 -
Lysette✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I like most of the comments of the Augur - like those remarks about argonian architecture - when sealing a time breach in the SE of Shadowfen. The Augur is actually quite likable, I could imagine having quite a good time with the voice actor in a pub.2 -
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✭✭SammyKhajit wrote: »“This is a great area for harvesting.”
Bastion’s appraisal of the Cold Harbour.
Well, it is, isn't it?2 -
xilfxlegion✭✭✭✭✭i was riding weirdly on my mount when mirri said " where did you learn to ride ? a book ? "
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tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Murder, Daedric rituals, and traitorous behavior have a way of ruining an otherwise perfect day" - Razum-dar
Tamriel would implode then disintegrate into colorful confetti if it ever experienced a perfect day...
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"Raz smells something, and it isn't moon-sugar biscuits."
I wonder what they smell like...Edited by tinythinker on April 28, 2022 11:28PM❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭tinythinker wrote: »"Just stand back and don't radiate any palpable evil." - Silurie, Cey-Tarn Keep in Summerset
Just ran across this one again playing through on another character. Still hoping Silurie will show up again one day ❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭✭bloodenragedb14_ESO wrote: »"look, you want the book? whack some folks with the wabbajack"-Sheogorath
Or "Whatever happened to bludgeoning someone to death with a wheel of cheese!" My personal favorite... ;-)
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tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"The stench! It makes me woozy but also fills me with Nord bravado!" - Enigma (in Summerset)
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Can't wait to get more great lines in High Isle!❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this0 -
painsworth01✭✭✭I spent several months pulling my hair out with home renovation. At one point, i had had enough and decided to escape into ESO for the afternoon. I logged in and as soon as my toon opened up in one of the cities, an NPC walked up to her and asked,
"How's your renovation going?"2 -
bvburnes✭
I tried to get my friend to post this on her dating profile, but she wouldn't do it! Can you believe?0
