Favorite NPC one-liners?

  • Alexandea
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    Today might be your lucky day!!
    @PACROOTl
    “Today, is your lucky day!”
  • tinythinker
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    Alexandea wrote: »
    Today might be your lucky day!!

    It was! I got the Scarlet Senche of Regret a couple of days ago O.o
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  • VilniusNastavnik
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    Anything Velidreth says. That NPC is probably the most animated.
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  • newtinmpls
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    Granted, not the most useful delivery, but the letter was worth it

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    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • newtinmpls
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    And an old odd quest that I recently ran into.

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    Because dying is apparently something not to worry overly about
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • tinythinker
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    New DLC means new dialogue. Share any gems you find :)

    Lines from previous content also welcome, of course!
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  • DormantOne
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    "Vandacia!? I knew I disliked the man the moment he had me beaten!"
  • DormantOne
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    "Whatever happened to bludgeoning someone to death with a wheel of CHEESE!"
  • tinythinker
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    "Adventurers just cause trouble for everyone else" - Sunel Tharyon, resident of the Wretched Spire
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    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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  • adrazns
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    "So much to do, so little time" -Random NPC
  • tinythinker
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    "I don't need to explain anything to you, fart wisp" - Morah, in The Deadlands
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    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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  • tinythinker
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    "You're setting a bad example for my minions and drudges" - Gilfrex, in the Fleapits
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    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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  • Raideen
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    "You think me brutish? How do you imagine I view you?"- Molag Bal
  • vibeborn
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    Not really a one-liner but today while doing absolutely nothing, I suddenly heard Bastian say something along the lines of

    "I don't have a romantic partner back home, but I do know a girl, who would get mad, if she heard me say that"

    Makes me wonder, who that girl is, and why Bastian is so keen on getting a break from her
  • xeNNNNN
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    Pretty much all of High Kin Lord Rillis's voice lines are my favourite from Banished Cells 1 & 2. Whoever wrote that was like "how can I make an evil elf a massive troll".


    Though a new one is from Lyranth in the Red Petal Bastian last boss fight;

    "That looks like a you problem" when the boss appears.
    Ah, e-communities - the "pinnacle" of the internet............yeah, right.
  • huskandhunger
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    Well aren't you a tall glass of Mead.
  • berunhieyes
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    There are a bunch in the letters from Gavin Gavonne, the provisioner hireling. Some of my favorites.

    "I took up meditation. It's better than sitting around doing nothing."

    "Never, under any circumstances, should you moon a werewolf."

    "The more you have, the more you want, but the less you have, the wider the selection."

    "What if today turns out to be the tomorrow I worried about yesterday?"

    "I stopped by to visit with my mother. She had a nice talk."

    "Politicians are easy to spot. You can tell them by the complete vacany occupying the space where their faces should be."

    "The day I die will be a day like any other. Just a bit shorter."

    "The only thing between me and greatness is, well...me."
  • tinythinker
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    "You are simply... unimportant" - Rynkyus, in The Deadlands
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    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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  • Valaenya
    Valaenya
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    "Well, kiss a troll and call me pumpkin!" - Skordo the Knife in Northpoint.
  • tinythinker
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    "I shall shred the ankles of your foes once more, claw out their eyes and snip at their hair" -Arox the Mutilator
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    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
  • tinythinker
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    Hehehe
    "You're needs are irrelevant and are no longer my concern" - Lyranth the Foolkiller
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    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
  • Shawn_PT
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    "No! Leave me alone! By the King's shaft, I'll scream!!" - Shifty Tom
  • seldomseenkd
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    "Sending you to Master Rvenk would be akin to farting downwind."

    Probably not my favourite but it does have the advantage of being one I still remember.
  • TwinLamps
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    "Seen any elves"
    Awake, but at what cost
  • pleximus
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    The argonian in Spindleclutch 2 always cracks me up at the red ghost boss.
    "Boss, I don't think he's listening to you."

    I love everything argonian, funniest race of them all.
  • Dragonlord573
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    "I need another drink like I need a head in the hole."

    I will never understand what it means, nor do I want to because the confusion it causes is that enjoyable.

    "What's a little extortion between friends?"
    "Everyone has their price. Mine is five gold."
    Edited by Dragonlord573 on November 13, 2021 3:03PM
  • kojou
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    "I would be insulted, but I do like the sound of my own voice" -- Hiath the Battlemaster (Dragonstar Arena)
    Playing since beta...
  • tinythinker
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    "I swear, it's like being home for New Life Festival. The family's been drinking since noon, and everyone wants you dead" - Prince Naemon
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    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
  • drsalvation
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    "Your soul is missing. Do you want mine? It's black and gooey"

    I don't remember the character's name, it's on the very first island from the Pact, Bleakrock Island. He's like a spirit dude who's messing with you, and that line has stuck with me ever since I started the game 6 years ago.
  • Kwoung
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    While standing around camping a spawn and chatting in guild... Mirri pipes in: While us Dunmer are long lived, we can die of boredom you know.
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