Maintenance for the week of October 27:
• [COMPLETE] ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – October 30, 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC) - 6:00PM EDT (22:00 UTC)
• [COMPLETE] ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – October 30, 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC) - 6:00PM EDT (22:00 UTC)
You know you have been playing too much ESO when...
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Elvent✭✭✭✭You know you have been playing too much ESO when...
When you're having so much fun playing then maintenance happens on a saturday night and you get pissed off
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Cabot✭✭✭…when driving to work at night and you pass one of those digital billboards as it switches to a bright graphic and lights up a nearby utility pole, and your first thought is… “Oh cool, skyshard.”4 -
Unvalid✭✭When the game goes down and you think. well I guess i can finally sleep."I dual wield two dwarves dual wielding two two-handed swords in two-handed grips with one hand in each hand"12 -
Americanzombie26Soul Shriven.....when plane passes over the house and you think a dark anchor is activating.23 -
Americanzombie26 wrote: ».....when plane passes over the house and you think a dark anchor is activating.
QUICK! Take up arms and run outside! We have to thwart Molag Bal's plans! -Runs outside in pajamas and a beanie Nord helmet with a kitchen knife in each hand.-
Edited by Evelyn_Nightingale on April 13, 2014 6:05PMEbonheart Pact :: Nord Dragon Knight :: Blacksmith11 -
reggielee✭✭✭✭when you are playing other games and repeatedly smoosh the shift button to run...............Mama always said the fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.2 -
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✭Wife hide some chocolate bars in different draws around that house, so I keep checking them all for loot!8 -
Roboboy2710✭✭When you try to bribe your cat into telling you where it keeps its skooma."Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein20 -
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✭✭✭Leaving the house, then going back in hoping the fridge has refilled.RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.21 -
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If I had got an question about upgrading my bank account I would had started laughing a lot, now if the teller was also playing ESO I guess he would catch up fast if not he would be very confused.Went to the bank the other day and woman behind counter asked if i would like to upgrade my bank account, i thought to myself " mmm another 10 slots would be useful, but 1000 gold, yikes".
Funny thing is when i tried to withdraw some Aspect runes and some raw jute, the local constabulary suddenly appeared and wanted to have a nice chat with me, how pleasant!
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.3 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I was at hospital the other day and I heard a strange low angry gurgling noise coming from the other side of the waiting room "banekin - get it!" I thought. Turns out it was a baby.Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/7 -
Mie87✭✭✭Was walking in a forest on Sunday, and felt like chopping the logs and picking the flowers :-(4 -
Eps✭✭cwynlaenb14_ESO wrote: »...when I keep trying to hit the Alt key to dismiss windows in every other game.
I swear I've done this too. Who knew that Alt is such a good substitute for Esc?2 -
Distrobomb✭✭✭I was walking and I thought I was falling through the ground in an eternal white nothingness but it turns out I was just having a nightmare. ESO bugs haunt my dreams.I survived the great ESO launch disaster 2014
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When you go to a library and quickly step from shelf to shelf rapidly opening and closing one book per shelf hoping for a skill book.23 -
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Haha amazingbkpiazzab14_ESO wrote: »When you go to a library and quickly step from shelf to shelf rapidly opening and closing one book per shelf hoping for a skill book.
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✭When a large truck starts to gear down, making that brrrrr sound. I look to the sky for an Dark Anchor.5 -
Roboboy2710✭✭When you completely waste yourself at a bar trying to get stat buffs."Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein8
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FlameStar✭✭✭I now clear my mind while trying to sleep by thinking of running around the lands of tamriel
Some nights it works better than others. Some nights it makes me want to forget sleep and go back online 2 -
PurpleFox✭✭✭When you see a bloodmoon and immediately bite someone...IGN: Sophie Daedric-Heart
Class: Night-BladePack Master of Hircine's WolfpackDon't Sell the gift, instead, give the gift.6 -
Fina✭✭✭When you think you can /ignore the really annoying teenagers standing in front of the station at night.
When you think you can just press "Print Screen" to take a nice picture of the sunset.
When you practice speaking like a Khajiit in private because you swear you're going to really use it someday.
When you start of think of projects at work like "quests" and start to create "achievements" for yourself to complete.
EDIT: When you make ESO jokes in public because you *think* the other people around you are also playing the game and will totally get it. "Ranser, you madman!"...blank stares.Edited by Fina on April 15, 2014 9:40AM5 -
Avidus✭✭✭When you view moist as a complement, and find it hard and have to actively avoid using it.
When you overhear dirty talk on the TV or in public and turn your head looking for an argonian.3 -
Neizir✭✭✭✭✭When you play contact sports and yell "BLOOD FOR THE PACT!"Edited by Neizir on April 15, 2014 3:46PMNeizir Stormstrider
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