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https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/668861
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https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/668861
You know you have been playing too much ESO when...
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When you start seeing 2 dialogue options in real life conversation - the 2nd being "Goodbye"6 -
Natjur✭✭✭✭✭
✭Went to the supermarket and saw a stack of tomatoes and was like WOW, all the rare foods.... oh wait, this is real life.... nevermind.
Or at a meeting when I started talking
"This one thinks we should...."Edited by Natjur on May 2, 2014 12:55AM4 -
nez✭✭✭When u starting to think what food is best for ur horseNa na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Batmaaaan2 -
jircris11✭✭✭✭✭
✭Went on a job interview and the whole time i was wondering if i invested points in to persuade and intimidate. apparently i forgot intimidate *sighs* must go to Hollywood to find skyshards!IGN: Ki'rah
Khajiit/Vampire
DC/AD faction/NA server.
RPer1 -
When I keep randomly hearing the ESO theme music in my head and when I go to Walmart and almost ask the employee where is the Nord armor located at!3 -
When you walk down the street with your hand out expecting to gain health points by draining essence on the other people on the street2 -
I dreamt of becoming a medieval hobo last night so i decided to quit playing for 1x24hrs0 -
Tiyamel✭✭✭...when the log that sits at the back of my garden looks suspiciously like a birch log but my invisible axe never gives me any materials...Guild Master of Lost Prophecies, small group of friends playing in Ebonheart Pact, recruitment only accessible through playing with us and making a good impression.
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If it helps then please Insightful/Agree/Awesome or even Lol me
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SeñorCinco✭✭✭✭When you start spamming the dishonor emote on your phone and stomping the neighbors dog because you mistook it for a vanity pet.Words contained in posts, at which point I stop reading and will not respond...
Toon / Mana / WoW or any acronym following "In ___" /
Pets (when referring to summoned Daedra) / Any verbiage to express slang (ie, ending in uz,az,..) / Soul Stone
... to be continued.
Now, get off my lawn.1 -
software_goddess✭✭✭While gardening yesterday, I pulled a moonrock out of the ground and asked my husband if he could make me a pair of shoes out of it.5 -
macdomagb16_ESO✭✭✭When hearing a loud bang or crack you instinctively scan the sky for dark clouds and if you do see them you can't help but walk towards them as if there's a dark anchor nearby.Check out my screenshots at Feanghan's Adventures!1 -
Roboboy2710✭✭I just called a young child "Ja'Khajiit" the child asked me if I was speaking Spanish."Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein4 -
Syntse✭✭✭✭✭When you go out and whistle for your horse which sadly never appears.Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]2 -
ArRashid✭✭✭✭... you're writing notes of your researched traits instead of studying for finals you have in 3 days that you've failed for 9 times already and you're 2 semesters late for your Bc. degree and told that if you fail again you get expelled...2 -
Turial✭✭✭I stepped outside the door for work this morning and thought I saw a quest marker in a tree....... >_<"Neither a 'Borrower nor a Lender' be."
Never Forget
I think you have not been on the internet long enough until you have been rick-rolled.
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.Please check out Enchanting Alchemy - A Progression Guild4 -
Ri_Dariit✭✭✭... you're writing notes of your researched traits instead of studying for finals you have in 3 days that you've failed for 9 times already and you're 2 semesters late for your Bc. degree and told that if you fail again you get expelled...
That a trooper!Fusozay Var VarJaji kor nirni. Ri'Dariit ahnurr shir Gouranga an vasa rid-t'har.0 -
Knootewoot✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭My wife is deaf and she had subtitles on the tv on. They have different colors on who is speaking. It was purple and yellow and i though in my mind Epic and Legendary text.
I was walking to the gym because i am fat. I walked past a store which had a item made of straw or something. I though, cool.. redwheat.
If i get mail on my work i once hoped a hireling had sent me something usefell. Instead it was a customer complaing.٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
"I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."3 -
Venereous44✭✭✭When you think nothing of stripping down to your undies right there at the clothes rack to try on new clothes.1 -
Nestor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭When my butt hurts from sitting too much.....
Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.
PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"2 -
Syntse✭✭✭✭✭Leaving house to go to work on monday morning, pull up your smartphone and open the map app trying to locate the nearest wayshrine so you can get to work quickly.Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]6 -
AlexDougherty✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Leaving house to go to work on monday morning, pull up your smartphone and open the map app trying to locate the nearest wayshrine so you can get to work quickly.
Got to love that one.People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
Wizard's tenth rule0 -
Natjur✭✭✭✭✭
✭When you try fishing in ESO.
If your fishing, your must of done everything else in game already.3 -
phreatophile✭✭✭✭✭
✭wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »This morning there were a group of people standing very close together at the train station. My first thought was "bots!"
Maybe they are... after a fashion.
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Syntse✭✭✭✭✭themizario wrote: »Necro much
So it's not allowed to contribute older funny threads, always create new one?
Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]0
