You know you have been playing too much ESO when...

Elvent

You know you have been playing too much ESO when...

When you're having so much fun playing then maintenance happens on a saturday night and you get pissed off hehe

Cabot

…when driving to work at night and you pass one of those digital billboards as it switches to a bright graphic and lights up a nearby utility pole, and your first thought is… “Oh cool, skyshard.”

Absinthe

When I tell my ex-wife "may your scales stay moist."

Unvalid

When the game goes down and you think. well I guess i can finally sleep.

Americanzombie26

.....when plane passes over the house and you think a dark anchor is activating.

Aneira

Unvalid wrote: »

When the game goes down and you think. well I guess i can finally sleep.

And then you don't actually go to sleep, because you are half waiting for the game to come back up....

Evelyn_Nightingale

Americanzombie26 wrote: »

.....when plane passes over the house and you think a dark anchor is activating.

QUICK! Take up arms and run outside! We have to thwart Molag Bal's plans! -Runs outside in pajamas and a beanie Nord helmet with a kitchen knife in each hand.-

seaef

Absinthe wrote: »

When I tell my ex-wife "may your scales stay moist."

Probably why she's your ex-wife... ;-)

Mission

When your at work and have a job named Elsberry and you Title the folder ElderScrolls

reggielee

when you are playing other games and repeatedly smoosh the shift button to run...............

Natjur

Wife hide some chocolate bars in different draws around that house, so I keep checking them all for loot!

Roboboy2710

When you try to bribe your cat into telling you where it keeps its skooma.

PygmyOwl

Pressing alt and wondering why the Firefox window is still open...

AlienSlof

Leaving the house, then going back in hoping the fridge has refilled.

zaria

Haxon wrote: »

Went to the bank the other day and woman behind counter asked if i would like to upgrade my bank account, i thought to myself " mmm another 10 slots would be useful, but 1000 gold, yikes".
Funny thing is when i tried to withdraw some Aspect runes and some raw jute, the local constabulary suddenly appeared and wanted to have a nice chat with me, how pleasant!

If I had got an question about upgrading my bank account I would had started laughing a lot, now if the teller was also playing ESO I guess he would catch up fast if not he would be very confused.

SantieClaws

I was at hospital the other day and I heard a strange low angry gurgling noise coming from the other side of the waiting room "banekin - get it!" I thought. Turns out it was a baby.

Shivtastic

When you see some stray ragwort and immediately think "ooh, Jute!"

Mie87

Was walking in a forest on Sunday, and felt like chopping the logs and picking the flowers :-(

Eps

cwynlaenb14_ESO wrote: »

...when I keep trying to hit the Alt key to dismiss windows in every other game.

I swear I've done this too. Who knew that Alt is such a good substitute for Esc?

Distrobomb

I was walking and I thought I was falling through the ground in an eternal white nothingness but it turns out I was just having a nightmare. ESO bugs haunt my dreams.

bkpiazzab14_ESO

When you go to a library and quickly step from shelf to shelf rapidly opening and closing one book per shelf hoping for a skill book.

mechasauce

bkpiazzab14_ESO wrote: »

When you go to a library and quickly step from shelf to shelf rapidly opening and closing one book per shelf hoping for a skill book.

Haha amazing

kewl

When a large truck starts to gear down, making that brrrrr sound. I look to the sky for an Dark Anchor.

Roboboy2710

When you completely waste yourself at a bar trying to get stat buffs.

Applemoth

When you try brewing your own ale from left-over meat.

FlameStar

I now clear my mind while trying to sleep by thinking of running around the lands of tamriel Some nights it works better than others. Some nights it makes me want to forget sleep and go back online

PurpleFox

When you see a bloodmoon and immediately bite someone...

Fina

When you think you can /ignore the really annoying teenagers standing in front of the station at night.

When you think you can just press "Print Screen" to take a nice picture of the sunset.

When you practice speaking like a Khajiit in private because you swear you're going to really use it someday.

When you start of think of projects at work like "quests" and start to create "achievements" for yourself to complete.

EDIT: When you make ESO jokes in public because you *think* the other people around you are also playing the game and will totally get it. "Ranser, you madman!"...blank stares.

Avidus

When you view moist as a complement, and find it hard and have to actively avoid using it.

When you overhear dirty talk on the TV or in public and turn your head looking for an argonian.

Neizir

When you play contact sports and yell "BLOOD FOR THE PACT!"