You know you have been playing too much ESO when...

snigernissen

...starts to look in your wifes "sock" drawer to look for items and you end up with something that goes bzzzzzzzzzz and you think to yourself
"i wonder if any of my guildies would buy this"

Jadeviper1974

You know you have been playing to much ESO when:

You fall asleep at your desk with a sign that says; "Down for emergency maintenance"

Argonian_Theif

When your at work and you see a light that's blue from a flashlight and you think someone is casting magic maybe there is a fight i can help with .....Waite just a kid playing with a light back to reading

darkagejedi

When your dog flips you off for playing the game too much, they can do that? Wow!

When you're at a business meeting that involves blueprints and you suddenly find yourself frantically looking for the "click" icon so you don't miss out on Lore XP, much to the astonishment of your peers.

When you've deluded yourself into believing that you can gingerly just hop up on a horse and ride away like in the game, only to end up jumping OVER the horse, landing on your arse. The horse looks, shakes its head. You scamper away. Perhaps you're a tad less heroic than in the game, just saying...

When you loose your job for screaming at a co-worker that she is a secret Covenant spy and just as security launches you from the building your final thought before hitting the pavement are, "its all her fault!!!"

mstout7419b14_ESO

When you forget to use the bathroom because apparently are toons never have to why should we

Remedyz

You know you've been playing too much ESO when...
You expect to get a quest when someone comes running up to you ...only to hang your head in dissapoint ._.

Applemoth

Since playing Skyrim, I occasionally think about what races my friends would be if they were NPCs in a TES game.

Antonie

you spent more time reading in-game books than actual books.

Dustile

When you close your eyes you can still see the reticle (cross hairs)

InF13RNo

Whe you wait for full moon to get bitten by werwolves.

disexistencenub19_ESO

I look around my room and wish I had more inventory upgrades to purchase, just like in ESO, because it's full of old provisioning mats.

Of which, I should probably be using the downtime to clean, heh.

snigernissen

...when you start whacking away at your boss yelling "I CAN SOLO THIS *** BACK OFF!"

commandline

Entering my ESO password on my workstations

cubansyrusb16_ESO

Absinthe wrote: »

When I tell my ex-wife "may your scales stay moist."

When she say's "that was your job but you're playing to much ESO"

Elirienne

I actually dropped this at work on Thursday.

Colleague: "So, what are the plans for the evening?"
Me: "Think I'll start by going to Dune. Someone said that's where Ayrenn turns up again."
Colleague: "errr...?"

Elirienne

I also started entertaining myself by giving stats to my outfit for work. For example: black tight clean cut dress: Stamina and strength bonus (authoritative); cream skirt with floaty blouse: magicka bonus, attractive and feminine...

Mortuum

snigernissen wrote: »

...starts to look in your wifes "sock" drawer to look for items and you end up with something that goes bzzzzzzzzzz and you think to yourself
"i wonder if any of my guildies would buy this"

Best one

Small advice tho:dont try to use /zone and WTS...

KidKablam

When you search people's wardrobes for drippings.

sflanagan21ub17_ESO

I'd have to say it was when I asked my wife if she wanted to see my Wabbajack...

She didn't think that was nearly as funny as I did. haha

demonlkojipub19_ESO

Blackhorne wrote: »

This one finds that it is time for him to stop playing when he begins speaking like a cat...

Lol I was doing that at work today. Hangin around the Kajit too much was my excuse.

One-Winged

When you ask a blind beggar in the street what did the Elders Scroll say and he would take you back to his memories to show you he got blind for playing too much ESO.

JoeSchlock

...when you see a dark cloud in the distance and think "Dark Anchor!" and wait for the sound of it activating.

demonlkojipub19_ESO

I find myself singing "Sway as we kiss ~~ Sway as we kiss" many times.

ohmwave

I keep wanting to sneak to the store without alerting anyone to my presence, but when I crouch and start sneaking it only alerts people more.

pad11

When you go to the grocery store and ask the clerk for Pig's Milk...

ohmwave

Just had an epiphany, I should put on a Normal Person Disguise. Now to go about getting one of those!

Roboboy2710

When you run through the forest during the blood moon looking for werewolves. That wasn't the joke. You know you've been playing too much ESO when you actually come back from the woods with a bite mark on your arm.

Smogg

- When you start to list various business options in red since the responder must pick one of them.

- When walking behind someone, you wonder if has been 30 min since you last fed.

Mortelus

When your idea of a family day out is a trip to the beach, fully equipped with wooden sword and plastic board, (ok what I really mean is a wooden spoon and plastic tea tray) to smash some mud crabs up.

Muletide

...when I found this on the ground at work and thought "Cool, a trait gem!"