You know you have been playing too much ESO when...

cauxiq

When you accidently say Rings of Mara when asking your fiancée about wedding rings. OOPS.

schroed360

when at work you switch on your office computer thinking " ok let's just feed the horse , decronstuct ,put stuff in the bank and...#*&% have too work !."

katkat42

The author of one of your favorite add-ons announces that they're leaving the game, and you volunteer to take over its maintenance...and this happens more than once.

Oh, wait...

kewl

Necromancy, the new forum skill line.

When an 18 wheeler gears down, you look to the sky for an anchor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPE2lsSNK_8

Sublime

I just started a new game in rl (day) and as I saw hundreds of people streaming from and to the train station, I wondered: "How come there is not a single bit of lag?" O.o

(True Story)

Syntse

you go into a bank and the teller just responds 'good day' and you stand there waiting for the teller to continue with some comment about safety of the bank.

Sherrieg

. . . when on a walk you see an empty garage for sale and think - oh, I could use that for inventory.

guldrik

You stand up ..and do the "ice skate walk" and try to fix it by jumping..

Techlisp

I think I may have just hit the point of madness of playing too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSK5J4w4uCE

JimbobMarley

I'm not witty enough to think of something funny but I want to congratulate the op , this is one of the funniest threads I have ever read .

CGPsaint

When you're late to work and you try to "sneak" to your desk...

Alucardo

You try to research your shoes instead of putting them on in the morning

SugaComa

mechasauce wrote: »

you walk home from work through a field and actively look for Jute to harvest.


Anyone else done some crazy stuff?

I keep asking all the girls at (polish, Czech, German) to say welcome to the bank of Daggerfall so I don't get withdrawal symptoms

Prabooo

yeah, like destroying my neighborhood's property farming Nirncrux

Mojmir

I was in a furniture store the other day,thought I could find motifs,I got wife aggro from opening everything

ollystephens

...I can see my prison, the fortress on the hill. Come up...
This. Whenever I move rooms
...I can see my prison, the fortress on the hill. Come up...
Even worse as I can see a massive old house on a hill out of my window.
...I can see my prison, the fortress on the hill. Come up...

Young_Archiebold

I knew I was playin to much when I watched the exorcist and thought the whole time she was possessed by a daedra...

vamp_emily

Recently my friend and I got in an argument and I said, "You are so OP, and need nerfed!".

That is when I knew I played ESO way too much.

DrunkenGryffinInn

I crouch in my house to hide from my wife, but I remembered she can still see me because we are in the same alliance.

Dylanator30

Was walking to work and whistled loud...but no mount showed up


Vikerion

starlizard70ub17_ESO

When you start reading topic like "We Need A Naked Costume " because you've read everything else.

Syntse

When you walk out your house front door and stand outside for a minute before you realize there is no loading screen.

And you have really been playing too much if you walk out your house front door and actually see loading screen for couple of minutes.

vamp_emily

When you daydream of Teleport Striking your co-workers.

Yggdrasil_Gof

When you go to visit someone and whistle for your mount when you leave the house, and when you get to the bank you ask them if you can withdraw crafting equipment from the guild bank.

Yggdrasil_Gof

At least I've stopped telling people what I did until I got an arrow in the knee. :b

gilbegger

I saw pumkins sitting on a porch...and I thought to myself 'I wonder how many of those are actually lootable?"

IdesofMarch2

Yesterday my wife was looking at her phone and she had on a purple shirt and it made a blueish glow and I immediately was like "Ooooooo Lorebook!!!! It's build up my mages guild skill line"

Stoney_McGeee

when you're having dreams of getting ganked and wake up mad and put in the disc to get some revenge.. hahha

Alexa.Darkstar

Mishoniko wrote: »

... all music starts sounding like "Red Diamond"?

^^THIS^^
It seems to be ingrained in my head until the end of time.

Chanman23

Cwynlaen wrote: »

...when I keep trying to hit the Alt key to dismiss windows in every other game.

Lol so true. I was playing Morrowind and had to redo the keybinds so they were as close to eso as possible