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You know you have been playing too much ESO when...
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cauxiq✭✭✭When you accidently say Rings of Mara when asking your fiancée about wedding rings. OOPS.★ Namira's Test Group | House Dathromir | ESO Blog ★
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schroed360✭✭✭when at work you switch on your office computer thinking " ok let's just feed the horse , decronstuct ,put stuff in the bank and...#*&% have too work !."2 -
katkat42✭✭✭The author of one of your favorite add-ons announces that they're leaving the game, and you volunteer to take over its maintenance...and this happens more than once.
Oh, wait...Stonehenge ROCKS!0 -
kewl✭✭✭✭✭
✭Necromancy, the new forum skill line.
When an 18 wheeler gears down, you look to the sky for an anchor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPE2lsSNK_8 3 -
Sublime✭✭✭✭I just started a new game in rl (day) and as I saw hundreds of people streaming from and to the train station, I wondered: "How come there is not a single bit of lag?" O.o
(True Story)Edited by Sublime on October 28, 2014 7:06AMKeepers of Cyrodiil | Aether | The Achievement Seekers
For those who want to improve their behaviour:
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PvP Class Balance Analysis as of 2.0.7 Outdated
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"Again, we’re not really a traditional MMO, we are much more of a hybrid, kind of like an ‘online RPG’." - Matt Firor2 -
Syntse✭✭✭✭✭you go into a bank and the teller just responds 'good day' and you stand there waiting for the teller to continue with some comment about safety of the bank.Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]1 -
Sherrieg✭✭. . . when on a walk you see an empty garage for sale and think - oh, I could use that for inventory.0 -
Techlisp✭✭✭I think I may have just hit the point of madness of playing too much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSK5J4w4uCEThis post will not take you an unusually long time to read.
PS4. EU. EP.1 -
JimbobMarley✭✭I'm not witty enough to think of something funny but I want to congratulate the op , this is one of the funniest threads I have ever read .2
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CGPsaint✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭When you're late to work and you try to "sneak" to your desk..."Some enjoy bringing grief to others. They remind M'aiq of mudcrabs—horrible creatures, with no redeeming qualities."0 -
SugaComa✭✭✭✭✭mechasauce wrote: »you walk home from work through a field and actively look for Jute to harvest.
Anyone else done some crazy stuff?
I keep asking all the girls at (polish, Czech, German) to say welcome to the bank of Daggerfall so I don't get withdrawal symptoms0 -
Mojmir✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I was in a furniture store the other day,thought I could find motifs,I got wife aggro from opening everything2 -
...I can see my prison, the fortress on the hill. Come up...
This. Whenever I move rooms
...I can see my prison, the fortress on the hill. Come up...
Even worse as I can see a massive old house on a hill out of my window.
...I can see my prison, the fortress on the hill. Come up...0 -
Young_Archiebold✭✭✭I knew I was playin to much when I watched the exorcist and thought the whole time she was possessed by a daedra...0 -
vamp_emily✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Recently my friend and I got in an argument and I said, "You are so OP, and need nerfed!".
That is when I knew I played ESO way too much.
If you want a friend, get a dog.
AW Rank: Grand Warlord 1 ( level 49)3 -
I crouch in my house to hide from my wife, but I remembered she can still see me because we are in the same alliance.Xbone NA Ebonheart Pact GT: DrunkenGryffin4 -
Was walking to work and whistled loud...but no mount showed up
VikerionI'd rather fight and die on my feet, then live as slaves on our knees!
-Spartacus0 -
starlizard70ub17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭When you start reading topic like "We Need A Naked Costume " because you've read everything else."We have found a cave, but I don't think there are warm fires and friendly faces inside."0 -
Syntse✭✭✭✭✭When you walk out your house front door and stand outside for a minute before you realize there is no loading screen.
And you have really been playing too much if you walk out your house front door and actually see loading screen for couple of minutes.Syntse Dominion Khajiit Dragonknight Stamina Tank [50]
Ra'Syntse Dominion Khajiit Nightblade Magica DPS [50]
Syntselle Dominion Dark Elf Dragonknight Magica DPS [50]
Syntseus Dominion Imperial Templar Healer [50]
Syntsetar Dominion High Elf Sorcerer Magica DPS [50]
Friar Tuktuk Daggerfall Brenton Templar Healer [50]
Syntseyn Ebonheart Brenton Nightblade Magica DPS [50]1 -
vamp_emily✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭When you daydream of Teleport Striking your co-workers.
If you want a friend, get a dog.
AW Rank: Grand Warlord 1 ( level 49)2 -
Yggdrasil_Gof✭✭✭When you go to visit someone and whistle for your mount when you leave the house, and when you get to the bank you ask them if you can withdraw crafting equipment from the guild bank.0 -
Yggdrasil_Gof✭✭✭At least I've stopped telling people what I did until I got an arrow in the knee. :b1
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gilbegger✭✭✭I saw pumkins sitting on a porch...and I thought to myself 'I wonder how many of those are actually lootable?"1
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IdesofMarch2✭✭Yesterday my wife was looking at her phone and she had on a purple shirt and it made a blueish glow and I immediately was like "Ooooooo Lorebook!!!! It's build up my mages guild skill line"Runs with the A.D.
Xbox One
PC N/A
Magicka Sorc2 -
Stoney_McGeee✭✭✭when you're having dreams of getting ganked and wake up mad and put in the disc to get some revenge.. hahha(Soulless Knights)
AD Stoneey DK (Vr16) homeless
AD StoneyHeals Templar (Vr16) homeless
AD Stoknee NB (v1) Training
AD Psychosis Sorc (37) Training0 -
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