You know you have been playing too much ESO when...

teaguewh

I've started to sway when I kiss.

zornyan

When you buy a ps4 vita to remote play when at work (I work away from home for a week at a time) just to do writs and research....

And when the Mrs goes to bed, you say you'll finish the quest and be up after, only to hear her shouting down at you 2 hours later asking wtf you're doing.

teaguewh

I wonder, when I'm out and about, why there are no skeletons running around.

teaguewh

While playing ESO, I often wonder when the master chief is going to show up and help me.

AlphaCrucis

... Realize that your wife & kids have left you

... And it's been a week until you realized

Alucardo

..when you've been playing for 8 hours straight and decide to take a break, close down the game and open up the ESO forums for 2 hours.

SHADOW2KK

Alucardo wrote: »

..when you've been playing for 8 hours straight and decide to take a break, close down the game and open up the ESO forums for 2 hours.

This, and also still hearing the music seemingly just out of earshot, and then proceed to dream of it.....

Then think I will just go on quickly and do w/e.

6 hours later....

Alucardo

SHADOW2KK wrote: »

This, and also still hearing the music seemingly just out of earshot, and then proceed to dream of it.....

Then think I will just go on quickly and do w/e.

6 hours later....

Man, this happened to me. I've started closing ESO down a couple of hours before I go to bed so I don't constantly hear the music in my sleep. I think the hardest part is closing it down, though..

sekhem

When you are having a real life discussion about which way is north and you look up and scan for your compass but don't understand why you can't see it...
Or...
When you think you hear the loading screen music even though non of the playstations are even on...

SatanicSister

Every time when there is a full moon out, I just wish I could find some werewolves so I could get the bite and howl at the moon.

Also, every time when someone is joking with me, I have almost irresistible urge to say: "You're pulling this one's tail here, right?"
Needless to say, I often think in third person and some of my thoughts have khajiiti accent.

And there is one sad fact: I am way happier in Tamriel than I am living my real life.

altemriel

When you wanna walk very fast somewhere and you hear the sound of your spells in your ears "making you faster"

altemriel

olsborg

when you press W to close any windows you have open..

altemriel

when you roam in coldharbour for some hours before going to bed and then continue there in your dreams during the night (me to night )

Aelthwyn

when you almost forget that you actually do have to dodge that person walking straight at you because you can't just run right through them...

CapnPhoton

When you break your kitchen knife and wonder if you have the components to make another one.

You think you have to go to the bathroom, but then remember that you haven't gone since the adventure began.

failkiwib16_ESO

Being pretty sleepy on a train, on my way home one morning, looking out the window and seing a small field with bugloss.... thinking "shoot, i need to go back to farm" >.<

Kasey-Ann95

I caught myself saying "thank stendarr" instead of "thank gosh".

ZheinLevin

I see this plant and murmured to myself.. "Wormwood"

Big red stone on our neighbor's front lawn.. "Iron ore"

Red traffic light reminds me of server maintenance

Purdomination33

You see bookshelves through a window or random pottery type item in a store. Take a small step towards the shelf or pottery before realizing you did the same thing on the way INTO the store too...

altemriel

Walk in the grocery store, you see people making it impossible to go trough the place to the other end of the store and you think in your mind "[snip]` zergs

(also too much reading the forums)

[Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Cursing & Profanity]

jnjdun_ESO

I am a medical transcriptionist and today some lady was telling her doctor that the Reclast infusion just wrecked her for a week.
I typed out "It rekt me for a week."


Edit: I'm working and text expander went nuts

Nirnrot

When you call someone a "Milk-drinker" and are surprised then they are confused instead of offended...

Aelthwyn

when you keep reading road signs wrong "Altmer Drive" (actually Latimer drive), "Deshaan" (actually Dersham) I think there were several others today that I can't remember now.

Speely

I went into the bank yesterday and the person taking care of me looked a lot like the Daggerfall bank teller. I don't even remember what she said to me as a greeting, because all I heard was " WELcome to the bank of Daggerfall!" I briefly forgot why I was there and strangely wanted to deposit a bunch of provisioning ingredients.

Volkodav

When you are dreaming you're ingame.

Volkodav

pysgod1978b14_ESO wrote: »

mechasauce wrote: »

you walk home from work through a field and actively look for Jute to harvest.


Anyone else done some crazy stuff?

Oddly enough I was driving home from work the other day and saw a flower beside the road that looked just like Jute.

You should have stopped to harvest it!

Volkodav

Nestor wrote: »

When my butt hurts from sitting too much.....

Ahhh,..but do you stop playing even then?

Volkodav

When you have the Flu and feel like you're head's in a weird ugly bubble,but you just wont shut it down.Just gotta finish this quest.THEN,..I'll quit. Then you remember this one other side quest that goes along with this one quest.

altemriel

you see a statue in the old city with steel armor, think to yourself, "hmm, xyvkin is much better than that"