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https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/668861

You know you have been playing too much ESO when...

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  • Blackhorne
    Blackhorne
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    This one finds that it is time for him to stop playing when he begins speaking like a cat...
  • Blackhorne
    Blackhorne
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    Beowulf_McCallum wrote: »
    AlienSlof wrote: »
    'N'wah!' Ahhh, that brings back such happy memories! :)
    And 'FETCHER!'
    :)
    S'wit!
  • Csub
    Csub
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    When you say hello to people and you expect them to start talking about their lives, problems and perhaps even give you a task which they will reward with a nice greatsword.
    "The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing. - Lyris Titanborn
  • Mortuum
    Mortuum
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    ...when you entering your bank, and you expect to hear ''Do you know the old saying...'' instead of ''How can i help you''.
  • Mishoniko
    Mishoniko
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    ... all music starts sounding like "Red Diamond"?

    /Oh yes, I went there.
    //OUT! OUT OF MY HEAD! NOW!
  • GorbGuy
    GorbGuy
    Soul Shriven
    ... while driving to work, passing by several trees that have fallen from an ice storm last year. I question how much sanded maple I can refine once I've filled the back of the truck.
  • MercyKilling
    MercyKilling
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    When you report the salesman/woman for gold spamming.
    I am not spending a single penny on the game until changes are made to the game that I want to see.
    1) Remove having to be in a guild to sell items to other players at a kiosk.
    2) Cosmetic modding for armor and clothing.
    3) Difficulty slider.
    4) Fully customizable player housing that isn't tied to anything in the game other than having the correct resources and enough gold to build. Don't tie it to PvP, guild membership, or anything at all. Oh, make it instanced so as not to take up world map space, too. Zeni screwed this one up already.
    Any /one/ of these things implemented would get me spending again, maybe even subbing.
  • Kadigan
    Kadigan
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    This thread is absolute gold :p
    Daggerfall Covenant: Fork-Stealer, Argonian Dragonknight
    Aldmeri Dominion: Kadigan, Bosmer Nightblade
    Let's be civil, shall we?
  • Roboboy2710
    Roboboy2710
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    When this one's khajiiti voice begins to bleed into his actual voice.
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
  • Sojan
    Sojan
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    ...when you say, "lol" in an actual conversation. (This could be a result for just about anything but, it happens.)
  • Jess_Raylot
    Jess_Raylot
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    ....going to pick up my keys and try to *think* "E" or "R" cause that will get them into my inventory.
  • mechasauce
    mechasauce
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    ... When you look at your bedroom and think "damn, I really need to clean out my inventory"
  • Shaun98ca2
    Shaun98ca2
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    mechasauce wrote: »
    you walk home from work through a field and actively look for Jute to harvest.


    Anyone else done some crazy stuff?

    I was riding my bike and found myself scanning for mining nodes briefly.
  • Streega
    Streega
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    Morning: I'm feeding my little Khajits humming a title song from the ESO loading screen ;)
    ⊂(￣(工)￣)⊃ Don't-Care-Bear ⊂(￣(工)￣)⊃
    PC EU "House Tertia" - Friendly Guild for Mature Folks (housetertia.com)
    PC EU "Priests of Hircine" - Awesome Guild for Friendly Werewolves (free bites!)
    Master Angler
  • RustyBlades
    RustyBlades
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    When you play another mmo and get frustrated you can't search the furniture.
  • Danariel
    Danariel
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    When you wake up from playing ESO all night in your dreams...of course, that's SO much better than waking up from working all night in your dreams. *shudder*
    Mara's Tester, Psijic Order Tester
    Danariel Van'nari (Warden), Danariel (Templar), Danariel Moonbow (Nightblade), Danariel Stormborn (Sorceress)
    The Old Timer's Guild, Mara's Moxie, The Psijic Order, Arrow and Knee Cafters
  • Roboboy2710
    Roboboy2710
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    When you try to do a forward roll on a concrete sidewalk. Ouch.
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
  • macdomagb16_ESO
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    I swear I saw a Kajiit walking down the street today. I kid you not.
    Check out my screenshots at Feanghan's Adventures!
  • Haxon
    Haxon
    Soul Shriven
    Went to the bank the other day and woman behind counter asked if i would like to upgrade my bank account, i thought to myself " mmm another 10 slots would be useful, but 1000 gold, yikes".
    Funny thing is when i tried to withdraw some Aspect runes and some raw jute, the local constabulary suddenly appeared and wanted to have a nice chat with me, how pleasant!
  • Tabbycat
    Tabbycat
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    When you checkout at the store and say "I erect the spine of trade".
    Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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  • Khazaad
    Khazaad
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    ... when you start getting frustrated then angry.
    ... when most of your feedback involves complaining.
    ... if you already think there "isn't enough content!"

    sorry if these are too dark for this thread mood.
  • nyxnox
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    macdomagb16_ESO wrote: »
    I swear I saw a Kajiit walking down the street today. I kid you not.

    i read this as 'I kitty you not'

  • Mortelus
    Mortelus
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    When you name your new born child "Born-without-scales"
    Who has time? But if we never take time how can we ever have time?
  • Evelyn_Nightingale
    Evelyn_Nightingale
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    When I wake up in the middle of the night and my cat is trying to sell me her wares.
    Ebonheart Pact :: Nord Dragon Knight :: Blacksmith
  • snowbunnies6ub17_ESO
    snowbunnies6ub17_ESO
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    roommate: where're you going?
    me: fridge, gonna look for some mats for provisioning.
  • MistryssNite
    MistryssNite
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    When you start saying "This one..." to your mother. <- Me
    Current main: Pe'tra
    Female Khajiit Templar of the Aldmeri Dominion
    Feel free to join her in questing ^.^
    It's just been a morning of death
  • Zershar_Vemod
    Zershar_Vemod
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    When you expect to hear, "Buy-ing! Sell-ing! Trad-ing!" when you walk into a store.
    Edited by Zershar_Vemod on April 13, 2014 2:43AM
    House Nyssara (NA)
    Black Market Traders
    Order of the Lamp Post
    Thorn Brigade
    VR15 Nightblade Vampire
  • Tipsy247
    Tipsy247
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    Had a dream of a build, woke up at at 3 am, made my new creation, and leveled it to 10 before my day actually began
  • Sanlas
    Sanlas
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    When I'm lost and look up for the compass...
  • MistryssNite
    MistryssNite
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    Sanlas wrote: »
    When I'm lost and look up for the compass...
    If only there were a compass in the sky...
    Current main: Pe'tra
    Female Khajiit Templar of the Aldmeri Dominion
    Feel free to join her in questing ^.^
    It's just been a morning of death
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