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Favorite NPC one-liners?
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FrancisCrawford✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Rolis Hlaalu has many good lines, the best being:
"If I have to wait around anyway, the least you could do is bring me a pillow."
His rarest -- I've only heard it twice -- is probably the uncharacteristically unsure:
"Remind me, is this for jewelry or armor, or what? Whichever. The client will like it."1 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Hey, where's my pig? Who took my pig?" ...one of the few lines you hear over and over during the Jesters Festival you don't get tired of hearing. Delivered so well and such a funny line❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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jedtb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭in several places an npc will say.....
what do you want?
and in my head....
we want to be free
we want to be free to do what we want to do
and we want to get loaded.....
cue video.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf73xqZvk6k 2 -
wenchmore420b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭tinythinker wrote: »"Hey, where's my pig? Who took my pig?" ...one of the few lines you hear over and over during the Jesters Festival you don't get tired of hearing. Delivered so well and such a funny line
Agreed!!! ZoS, who is that voice actor? She is great!Drakon Koryn~Oryndill, Rogue~Mage,- CP ~Doesn't matter any more
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GM~Conclave-of-Shadows, EP Social Guild, ~Proud member of: The Wandering Merchants, Phoenix Rising, Imperial Trade Union & Celestials of Nirn
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AshenArtifice✭✭✭Nagaddu, a Khajiit Merchant - "Some call this junk. This one? This one also call this junk, resell it at deep discount."
Also, all the guards who just sound so surprised and relieved when you actually pay your fine.4 -
VaxtinTheWolf✭✭✭✭✭Whoa, this is an old thread we've got here, but sure.
"Do you know how long I've been looking for you?"
I hate this. I've had that DLC for years and I'll go there when i'm good and ready!Edited by VaxtinTheWolf on April 12, 2018 11:37AM|| AD - Rah'Jiin Lv50 Khajiit Nightblade (Damage) || EP - Generic Argonian Lv50 Argonian Nightblade (Tank) || DC - Zinkotsu Lv50 Breton Nightblade (Healer) ||
|| DC - Ja'Kiro Feral-Heart Lv50 Khajiit Dragonknight (Damage) || EP - VaxtinTheWolf Lv50 Redguard Templar (Tank) || AD - Velik Iranis Lv50 Dark Elf Sorcerer (Tank ) ||
|| EP - Einvarg The Frozen Lv50 Nord Warden (Tank/Healer) || EP - Keem-Ja Lv4 Argonian Necromancer (Healer/Tank) ||PC - North American Server (Champion 1300+)2 -
Runschei✭✭✭✭✭
✭Razum-dar says something about that you should stop by him later on the evening during the Messages Across Tamriel quest. At least as a dunmer female he did. If anyone got a screenshot of it, please share it ahahha
Quoting myself because I am yet to find a screenshot of what he says.0 -
Taranthula✭✭✭Oh kwama, sweet kwama don't you wanna be a MAAMMAAAAA....
Nord Man: They say the hist weeps with happiness when an Argonian hatches. How can a tree weep?
Nord Woman: What nonsense -- everyone knows the hist isn’t a tree.
Nord Man: Oh- Maybe its a giant Argonian dung pile! Now who’s the silly one..0 -
AshenArtifice✭✭✭Another one to add would be everything ever said by Lerexus Novation. So many skeleton puns.
Then there's Urgarlag Chief-Bane: "When Orsimer disapprove of your behaviour, blades do the talking. I'm very opinionated."Edited by AshenArtifice on April 12, 2018 12:16PM1 -
Jaimeh✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭It wasn't intented as a joke, but Chef Donolon asking for 'locally sourced bananas' in Vulkhel Guard, made me chuckle
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Golnebo✭✭✭"I wish I had time to help Errold, but my hands are full right now". By a woman standing around Belkarth doing absolutely nothing all day.PC - EU
{Nemesis the Magnificent} - Wannabe Magician with a nack for accidentally killing everything around him - Aldmeri Dominion High Elf Mastercrafter.
{Knightmare the Wild} - Fiendish Templar Lady with a must kill attitude - Dunmer by birth - EP by choice.
{Thinks-he-is-Funny} - Tough EP Argonian Dragon Knight. Drinks his ale in Belkarth - Secretly in love with his battlesister Knightmare the Wild. Battlegrounds King.
{Son-of-a-Witch} - Confused Nightblade who took up the dark arts of black magic. Literally sits in Mournhold all day doing nothing. Dreams of returning to Dragonstar Arena.
{Eilalenya Alkinaerith} - Strikingly beautiful High Elf of the Aldmeri Dominion - Seducer of men and elves - Learning the Healer ropes. Heals for fun.
{Blue Bear-y Pie} - Think-outside-the-box Mastercrafter Warden - Enjoys long walks on the beach - Protector of Tamriel's fauna and wildlife - Breton lady.
{Neopatra} - Grumpy old Veteran - Wreaks havoc in Cyrodill - loves her grandchildren - Redguard Brute. In case of bad mood she turns into a werewolf.
{Sneaky little Maraya} - Gorgeous Redguard Bombshell - Evil stamsorc who loves to clear dungeons of monsters.
{Seven of Nirn} - No-nonsense brutal lady-Orc. Always rambling on about the Covenant. Get with it or get out kinda StamSorcOrc.
{Reeks-of-Incompetence} - Hangs in the balance DK. Studied to become a dentist. Alcohol made her do nothing all day. Argonian Historian.
{Doctor Whoops} - Self conscious Sorc . Father to 18 children. None of which are anywhere in sight. Proves shield nerfs wrong. Currently doing vDSA.
{Daisy Deathbringer} - Foul necromancer that likes to hang at funerals and graveyards. Mostly plays with the dead, does not deal much death.
{Major Defiler} - Lovely necromancer who likes to study life. Puts the word romance in necromance.
{Cindiana Jones} - Defected Templar. Very deadly in Battlegrounds. Likes to wander around Cyrodill.
{Sideskirt Bob} - Nightblade who got his nickname when a lady Nord mentioned his waistline.1 -
ValandarTheRed✭✭✭
This one always made me laugh, at least partly because it's slightly out of character. First time I heard the voice actress say it, I nearly sprayed soda on my screen.0 -
jedtb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭so you made that yourself did you?
on handing in low level writs....
always feel a bit guilty cos the alc and prov stuff was made, in bulk, by my main crafter.0 -
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✭✭"I'd hammer at her forge." - that one stopped me in my tracks as I was running by
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Beamer_Miasma✭✭✭Some bosmer, in Marbruk I believe: "Stone houses? But how'd they get the stone to move??"
And in Khenarthi's Roost there's this brilliant NPC conversation:
Khajiit: "It says here in this brochure that hurricanes are 'unseasonable' this time of year in Khenarthi's Roost."
Altmer: "Then what would you call the one that just destroyed half the settlement??"
Khajiit: "Unseasonable."
From memory so might not be 100% accurate, can't login to check atm
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tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭VaxtinTheWolf wrote: »"Do you know how long I've been looking for you?"
I hate this. I've had that DLC for years and I'll go there when i'm good and ready!
You'll do it the next time you log in and be grateful. We had to walk 10 miles uphill in the snow for ESO DLC when I was a kid.Edited by tinythinker on April 12, 2018 6:31PM❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this0 -
This is one of my favorites.I have been a member of ESO since April 4th 2014 but didn't get a code until recently when I asked.
My @ name on ESO is the same as on here.2 -
Violynne✭✭✭✭✭
✭Abnur Tharn is, by far, one of the best characters in the game. The VA is stellar as the timing of his jabs truly make every word he says a joy to listen.
By far, this really made me laugh for a few minutes:
"It's so simple a five year old child could do it. Since we don't have a five year old child, you'll have to do."
The actual text doesn't do this justice. It's how he says it. I had to put the controller down to regain my composure.
Honorable mention goes to:
"I enjoy the company of clever, well informed people. You really should try it some time."
Again, the delivery was spot on comic gold.
Too bad he ran off in the game after the MQ.
Hoping a DLC future brings him back.
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GazettE✭✭✭"Do you know how long I've been looking for you?"
that's one of my favorite561+ CP
Sorcerers - Stamina - Magicka - Stormproof
Templar - Magicka - Healer
NightBlade - Magicka - DPS0 -
jokeaccount✭✭✭"Do you know how long I've been looking for you?"
that's one of my favorite
this gave me hives
as for op's question, i'm gonna hop on the raz bandwagon and say the bit where he gets transformed into a certain female npc and wants to take a moment "in private" to make sure the spell worked everywhere is pretty damn funny.Edited by jokeaccount on April 13, 2018 11:46AM1 -
Hoolielulu✭✭✭✭✭So many good lines. So, so many.
I've started attacking anyone who says, "What are YOU looking at?" You want to see what I'm looking at, huh? My fist in your face!0 -
Fleshreaper✭✭✭✭✭"I'd challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed." Random guard.
There is another one, something about wits and being half way there. basically the guard is calling you a half wit.2
