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You know you have been playing too much ESO when...

  • altemriel
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    when you learn about animation cancelling, practice it a bit in the game before going to bed and then when you wake up the next day, you remember that the whole night you have been dreaming about practicing animation cancelling in the game :smiley:
  • gelbermeister
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    ...when you look up into the stars at night and desperately ask yourself: Where is the apprentice??
  • ajwest927
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    When you refer food and drinks as provisions
  • Father_X_Zombie
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    When i referred to obama as King Emric :D
    GT: AK x Zombie

    Marcurio Avidius - Breton Sorcerer - The Flawless Conquerer - General
    Raven Avidius - Imperial Nightblade - Stormproof
    Cicero Avidius - Imperial Templar - First Sergeant
    Audens Avidius - Breton Templar - Stormproof
    Jimi Hendrix - Redguard Dragonknight - Stormproof
    Leliana Artaine - Breton Nightblade - Stormproof
    Brutus Decinus - Imperial Sorcerer - Stormproof AD
    Wait aren't you DC - Dark elf Nightblade EP
    Achilleus Infernium - Breton Dragonknight
    Claudia Aurella - Imperial Warden
    DC NA XB1


    RIP XB1 NA Chillrend 2015-2017
    Home to emp farmers and roleplayers
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  • Sethro_27
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    When you leave the computer cause you'r not sure you have a tail yet or not.
    I *** slap harder than you punch.
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    When you try to dodge roll in Skyrim.
    #proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
    A useful explanation for how RNG works

    How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC
  • Jackaleen
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    i actually tried to kill the last boss in veteran city of ash in my sleep when it was first released, actually had arms out trying to use the keyboard and mouse and thinking in my dream im gonna die because ive lost the keyboard and mouse XD really weird at the time
  • Kelces
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    ...you think, seige engines work the same way in real-life:
    aFzUp.jpg
    Edited by Kelces on January 16, 2016 1:22AM
    You reveal yourself best in how you play.

    Kelces - Argonian Templar
    Farel Donvu - Dark Elf Sorcerer
    Navam Llervu - Dark Elf Dragonknight
    Aniseth - Wood Elf Warden
    Therediel - Wood Elf Templar
    Nilonwy - Wood Elf Nightblade
    Jurupari - Argonian Warden
    Kú-Chulainn - Argonian Sorcerer
    PC - EU
    For the Pact!
  • TheDracojan
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    ...you say goodbye every time you look away from an npc, I mean person!
  • izJordy
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    when you have to clean the house and you are trying to figure out how to abandon that quest..
  • KimberlyannKitsuragi
    When you go outside and the graphics and plot are terrible
    Feel free to add me. I'm part of the Gummy Guars PC/Mac NA server. Master crafter and working on getting 9 traits on everything
  • altemriel
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    meri20098 wrote: »
    When you go outside and the graphics and plot are terrible

    heheh :smiley:
  • CapnPhoton
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    When you are stuck in slow moving traffic on the way out of the city and think that your lag and frame rate are terrible. You ponder whether turning off your car and...restarting would fix it. But then the traffic clears when there are less cars hogging the bandwidth and your ok.
    Xbox One NA Aldmeri Dominion
  • Ex_Draconis
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    altemriel wrote: »
    when you learn about animation cancelling, practice it a bit in the game before going to bed and then when you wake up the next day, you remember that the whole night you have been dreaming about practicing animation cancelling in the game :smiley:

    I do go to bed and wake up thinking about that perfect weave/rotation sometimes.

    By forge and fire we prep for war
    With war in our eyes we're ready to die
    With death in hand we bear our blades
    By Stendarr's blade we will settle the score
  • Ex_Draconis
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    When you can't get that "planemeld is nigh" chorus out of your head.
    By forge and fire we prep for war
    With war in our eyes we're ready to die
    With death in hand we bear our blades
    By Stendarr's blade we will settle the score
  • Ex_Draconis
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    When you try to deconstruct your clothes.
    By forge and fire we prep for war
    With war in our eyes we're ready to die
    With death in hand we bear our blades
    By Stendarr's blade we will settle the score
  • Ex_Draconis
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    When you wonder what kind of strange treasures people have in their pockets and what they would be worth if you were to pickpocket them.
    By forge and fire we prep for war
    With war in our eyes we're ready to die
    With death in hand we bear our blades
    By Stendarr's blade we will settle the score
  • Ex_Draconis
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    When you have a fear that you will come across a memento mori in real life cause those things make you slightly depressed.
    By forge and fire we prep for war
    With war in our eyes we're ready to die
    With death in hand we bear our blades
    By Stendarr's blade we will settle the score
  • Kungfu
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    When you see your boss coming and contemplate yelling "INC South! "
  • ThePaleItalian
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    When you are on the phone with a customer and he asks what games you play on PS4.

    30 min later, he knows what style my crafted gear is, a run down on Champion Points and skill trees, even my mundus stone....

    5 min after that.... he is downloading the game...
    Conan, what is good in life?
    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

    PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
    ZweiHandler - Orc DK Tank
    Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
    Oba Nobanaga - Stam NB
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